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Author Topic: Top 10 Signs Recursion May Be a Problem In Your Life  (Read 13165 times)

Ralf Maximus

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Top 10 Signs Recursion May Be a Problem In Your Life
« on: December 19, 2007, 02:40 AM »
10. You bump into yourself at the Time Traveller's convention.

9. Stack overflows when you try to brush your teeth.

8. Overwhelming feeling that you've felt Deja Vu before.

7. Freeway cloverleafs take you six hours to negotiate.

6. TOP 10 Signs Recursion May Be a Problem in Your Life

5. Past-life Hitler keeps picking on past-life Jesus.

4. Your klein bottle explodes.

3. All mirrors show your reflection times infinity.

2. You program in Lisp.

1. See Item #1

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Re: Top 10 Signs Recursion May Be a Problem In Your Life
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2007, 06:46 AM »
Best. Top 10. Ever.


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Re: Top 10 Signs Recursion May Be a Problem In Your Life
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2007, 12:03 PM »
Brilliant ...

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Re: Top 10 Signs Recursion May Be a Problem In Your Life
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2007, 12:36 PM »
I think I've read this before....

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Re: Top 10 Signs Recursion May Be a Problem In Your Life
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2007, 12:37 PM »
I think I've read this before....

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Re: Top 10 Signs Recursion May Be a Problem In Your Life
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2007, 01:42 PM »
10. You bump into yourself at the Time Traveller's convention.

9. Stack overflows when you try to brush your teeth.

8. Overwhelming feeling that you've felt Deja Vu before.

7. Freeway cloverleafs take you six hours to negotiate.

6. TOP 10 Signs Recursion May Be a Problem in Your Life

5. Past-life Hitler keeps picking on past-life Jesus.

4. Your klein bottle explodes.

3. All mirrors show your reflection times infinity.

2. You program in Lisp.

1. See Item #1

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Re: Top 10 Signs Recursion May Be a Problem In Your Life
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2007, 03:39 PM »
Caster and Pollux
Caster and Pollux
Caster and Pollux

Oh, wait a minute, I misread 'Recursion' :hanged:

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Re: Top 10 Signs Recursion May Be a Problem In Your Life
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2007, 07:03 PM »
what's a klein bottle?

Ralf Maximus

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Re: Top 10 Signs Recursion May Be a Problem In Your Life
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2007, 02:05 AM »
0. When cutting stuff into smaller pieces you cut it in half, cut each piece in half, cut each new piece in half ....

damn, i'm doing this already, no kidding :D
makes for nice, even-sized pieces :D

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Re: Top 10 Signs Recursion May Be a Problem In Your Life
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2007, 12:09 PM »
* app103 hums a little tune that's stuck in her head.

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Re: Top 10 Signs Recursion May Be a Problem In Your Life
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2007, 12:16 PM »
Grief - that is a blast from the past ...

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Re: Top 10 Signs Recursion May Be a Problem In Your Life
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2007, 12:19 PM »
Aieee!  The recursion!  It's getting worse...

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