TOP 10 REASONS TO SUSPECT YOU'VE TAKEN YOUR APPLE OBSESSION TOO FAR
10. You've stopped stalking Steven Jobs, and started stalking his sperm bank.
9. You had all the windows removed from your home because they were "clunky, inelegant, and difficult to operate".
8. You had your name legally changed to Apple MacIntosh.
7. Vitamin deficiencies from eating only apples.
6. While listening to iTunes on your iPod while talking on your iPhone you crash your iCar into an iTree.
5. You make your mother cry when you list all the reasons her blueberry cobbler is inferior to apple pie.
4. You get really cool seating at the Apple media events, right next to the security detail.
3. Your dog is named iDog, your cat Leopard, your children Mac, iSteve, and Lisa.
2. You've got autographs from Steven Jobs and Bill Gates, on your restraining order.
1. You're still defending the Apple-IIgs on internet forumns.