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Author Topic: (Webfind) CS Jokes - Collection of Computer Science Jokes  (Read 9,562 times)

gjehle

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(Webfind) CS Jokes - Collection of Computer Science Jokes
« on: September 30, 2007, 02:31 PM »
thought I'd share my latest find since it wasn't already posted here ;-)
Enjoy.

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Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?"
The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu"
"Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated."

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Re: (Webfind) CS Jokes - Collection of Computer Science Jokes
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2007, 03:48 PM »
;D

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Re: (Webfind) CS Jokes - Collection of Computer Science Jokes
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2007, 04:21 AM »
:)

ahahahahah! They're all pretty funny.

Ok, here's another excerpt, just to wet your appetite :

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There are 10 types of people...
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
"I suppose it can be said that I'm an absent-minded driver. It's true that I've driven through a number of red lights on occasion, but on the other hand, I've stopped at a lot of green ones but never gotten credit for it."
Glenn Gould

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