OK, long story short, I have been trying to fix this for a lifetime now, I didn't change anything in the settings for it to break (or I would have changed them back).
I have run a repair installation (to no avail)
I then did a dirty re-install (Leaving any trails of destruction the uninstallation left, exactly where they where) - That did nothing
I then did a clean installation - Removing any registry files (I could find) and any files folders (that I could find) - That also did nothing.
I'm close to screaming. I have so much I want to get done, and it wont let me!
Top and Bottom errors are separate, but are both bricked. 
