Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 3933985 times)

IainB · « **Reply #4075 on:** January 12, 2015, 07:56 AM »

My 13 y/o daughter Lily was laughing uproariously and had tears streaming down her face watching some vids in possibly bad taste on a website, so I took a look and couldn't stop laughing. I thought the best was the parachute jump.
Check it out at: Bonus dank WebM compilation - "ISIS"

I found the scientific one about matter/antimatter especially funny. Made me cry laughing.

IainB · « **Reply #4076 on:** January 12, 2015, 08:17 AM »

And this also at funnyjunk, for @Renegade and his trigger-happy ilk: Norwegian Pride

crabby3 · « **Reply #4077 on:** January 12, 2015, 10:56 AM »

And this also at funnyjunk, for @Renegade and his trigger-happy ilk: Norwegian Pride
-IainB (January 12, 2015, 08:17 AM)

Good stuff there IainB ..

.. like this new Energy Drink

Renegade-energy drink.png

crabby3 · « **Reply #4078 on:** January 12, 2015, 11:02 AM »

...this could also be a shrinks pov -

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crabby3 · « **Reply #4079 on:** January 12, 2015, 11:14 AM »

Kermit would be just another frog... without Miss Piggy.

crabby3 · « **Reply #4080 on:** January 12, 2015, 01:27 PM »

.. some gridlock humor ..

crabby3 · « **Reply #4081 on:** January 12, 2015, 01:34 PM »

Interesting multitasking

crabby3 · « **Reply #4082 on:** January 12, 2015, 01:51 PM »

crabby3 · « **Reply #4083 on:** January 13, 2015, 05:53 AM »

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crabby3 · « **Reply #4086 on:** January 13, 2015, 06:55 AM »

.. one adam twelve bolo ..

IainB · « **Reply #4087 on:** January 13, 2015, 11:56 AM »

Blasphemy is a victimless crime...https://www.youtube..../watch?v=-u6XXOELs_s

crabby3 · « **Reply #4088 on:** January 13, 2015, 01:53 PM »

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4089 on:** January 13, 2015, 08:44 PM »

I'm putting this here because nobody here takes Windows 8.1 seriously(presuming this only works there).

My Country app for Windows.jpg

My Country app for Windows in the Windows Store

MilesAhead · « **Reply #4090 on:** January 14, 2015, 05:50 AM »

It has been my contention for some time that many quotes attributed to Albert Einstein were created by surreptitious government types in an effort to influence the behavior of Mr. and Mrs. Joe Sixpack.

Putting aside the obvious examples for the moment, I have pasted below several quotes whose authenticity is suspect:

"No good weed goes unpunished."

-- Albert Einstein

"Where d' white wimmin' at?"

-- Albert Einstein

"Because that's where the money is."

-- Albert Einstein

"Bling goes better with Coke."

-- Albert Einstein

"I know what weapons the Third World War will be fought with.
But it's classified."

-- Albert Einstein

"Whistle while you work."

-- Albert Einstein

"She doth teach the torches to burn baby burn."

-- Albert Einstein

"Double your pleasure. Double your fun.
With Doublemint, Doublemint, Doublemint gum."

-- Albert Einstein

"Talk's cheap. I want action."

-- Albert Einstein

"No money. No honey."

-- Albert Einstein

Also I have it from a reliable source that anything witty longer
than 2 sentences was actually penned by Professor Irwin Corey. The
World's Leading Authority.

Renegade · « **Reply #4091 on:** January 14, 2015, 06:29 AM »

^ Seems legit.

crabby3 · « **Reply #4092 on:** January 14, 2015, 07:05 AM »

@MilesAhead

"E = MC Hammer."

-- Albert Einstein

MilesAhead · « **Reply #4093 on:** January 14, 2015, 08:59 AM »

@MilesAhead

"E = MC Hammer."

-- Albert Einstein
-crabby3 (January 14, 2015, 07:05 AM)

I thought it was E = MC Hammered.

app103 · « **Reply #4094 on:** January 14, 2015, 09:24 AM »

I'm putting this here because nobody here takes Windows 8.1 seriously(presuming this only works there).
(see attachment in previous post)
My Country app for Windows in the Windows Store
-Arizona Hot (January 13, 2015, 08:44 PM)

I thought it looked familiar...it's a Facebook game.

http://www.game-insi.../en/games/my-country

crabby3 · « **Reply #4095 on:** January 14, 2015, 09:32 AM »

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crabby3 · « **Reply #4097 on:** January 14, 2015, 09:35 AM »

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4098 on:** January 14, 2015, 04:38 PM »

I thought it looked familiar...it's a Facebook game.

http://www.game-insi.../en/games/my-country
-app103 (January 14, 2015, 09:24 AM)

Can these games be played offline? When looking at 'Enchanted Realm', my first thought was "I wonder how many people play cross-gender?"

"I want a computer that will drive them crazy. I want a computer that will drive them mad." Number#1 song of mad scientists. Apologies to John Cougar Mellencamp .

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4099 on:** January 14, 2015, 04:52 PM »