Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5,847,927 times)

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1350 on:** March 18, 2013, 08:01 PM »

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Finally, a tablet simple enough for a woman to use

app103 · « **Reply #1351 on:** March 18, 2013, 08:13 PM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on March 18, 2013, 07:53 PM

Do you agree with the chart that Pascal is better than C(it at least has a knife blade)?

I don't believe that's what it is saying, at all.

And I don't personally believe any are better or worse (except maybe VB). It all depends on what it is you want to accomplish and what you feel comfortable with. That said, I don't know too many people that would be willing to attempt to butter their bread with a chainsaw or cut down a tree with a plastic butter knife.

And in the chart, C does have a knife blade (the one on the bottom) and those scissors are razor sharp. (I actually own that knife, without the USB drive)

app103 · « **Reply #1352 on:** March 18, 2013, 09:54 PM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on March 18, 2013, 08:01 PM

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Finally, a tablet simple enough for a woman to use

I think I liked this review better: http://jezebel.com/5990404/tablet-for-women-is-like-a-regular-tablet-but-more-fucking-bullshitty

Renegade · « **Reply #1353 on:** March 18, 2013, 11:41 PM »

Quote from: app103 on March 18, 2013, 09:54 PM

Quote from: Arizona Hot on March 18, 2013, 08:01 PM
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Finally, a tablet simple enough for a woman to use

I think I liked this review better: http://jezebel.com/5990404/tablet-for-women-is-like-a-regular-tablet-but-more-fucking-bullshitty

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Don't strain your vaginas trying to figure out how to turn it on!

Hahahaah~!

Not sexist at all. Just for self-absorbed, female idiots. Hey, it's half of a big market~!

Giampy · « **Reply #1354 on:** March 19, 2013, 06:31 PM »

Poem of a thirsty guy:

I have a dream
to have a drink
I meet a tank
I get drunk

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Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1355 on:** March 20, 2013, 06:54 AM »

If someone wanted to make a parody of the Google programming language Go , I think that the best name for it would be "Gone".

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TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #1356 on:** March 20, 2013, 08:43 AM »

Quote from: app103 on March 15, 2013, 08:36 AM

Quote from: tomos on March 15, 2013, 08:15 AM
I'll have to become a more advanced being now...
(see attachment in previous post)
http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/3282

Kind of reminds me of an IM I received from a friend once, where she was in a state of panic over wikipedia being down, which she claimed was causing her a temporary loss of 50+ IQ points.

It does. Even Randall Monroe says so, and he's a minor deity so you can't contradict him.
http://xkcd.com/903/

app103 · « **Reply #1357 on:** March 20, 2013, 03:16 PM »

Quote from: TaoPhoenix on March 20, 2013, 08:43 AM

Quote from: app103 on March 15, 2013, 08:36 AM
Quote from: tomos on March 15, 2013, 08:15 AM
I'll have to become a more advanced being now...
(see attachment in previous post)
http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/3282

Kind of reminds me of an IM I received from a friend once, where she was in a state of panic over wikipedia being down, which she claimed was causing her a temporary loss of 50+ IQ points.

It does. Even Randall Monroe says so, and he's a minor deity so you can't contradict him.
http://xkcd.com/903/

As a parent, I had this useful tool called KeepMeHeres. Whenever I wanted my daughter to get out from under my feet while I was busy doing something, I'd tell her to go ask her father for some KeepMeHeres.

As a blogger, I view Wikipedia as a giant website full of KeepMeHeres. If I ever want my readers to go away and not come back for awhile (which I really don't), I just link to something on Wikipedia. They go, get trapped, hop from article to article, and they are gone for the rest of the day.

40hz · « **Reply #1358 on:** March 20, 2013, 03:29 PM »

Does anybody really miss the early 60s?

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40hz · « **Reply #1359 on:** March 20, 2013, 03:34 PM »

Quote from: TaoPhoenix on March 20, 2013, 08:43 AM

Quote from: app103 on March 15, 2013, 08:36 AM
Quote from: tomos on March 15, 2013, 08:15 AM
I'll have to become a more advanced being now...
(see attachment in previous post)
http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/3282

Kind of reminds me of an IM I received from a friend once, where she was in a state of panic over wikipedia being down, which she claimed was causing her a temporary loss of 50+ IQ points.

It does. Even Randall Monroe says so, and he's a minor deity so you can't contradict him.
http://xkcd.com/903/

"Bloody thanks for posting that xkcd link!" sez 40hz as he wipes half a mouthful of coffee off his desk, keyboard and monitor.

Renegade · « **Reply #1360 on:** March 20, 2013, 04:01 PM »

Quote from: 40hz on March 20, 2013, 03:29 PM

Does anybody really miss the early 60s?
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You mean a time when it wasn't mandatory for both parents to work just to pay the basic bills?

Deozaan · « **Reply #1361 on:** March 20, 2013, 04:06 PM »

Quote from: Renegade on March 20, 2013, 04:01 PM

Quote from: 40hz on March 20, 2013, 03:29 PM
Does anybody really miss the early 60s?
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You mean a time when it wasn't mandatory for both parents to work just to pay the basic bills?

It still isn't mandatory for both parents to work. We just need to choose to live simpler lives. Most of the time such a decision will suffice.

app103 · « **Reply #1362 on:** March 20, 2013, 05:29 PM »

Quote from: Renegade on March 20, 2013, 04:01 PM

Quote from: 40hz on March 20, 2013, 03:29 PM
Does anybody really miss the early 60s?
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You mean a time when it wasn't mandatory for both parents to work just to pay the basic bills?

That could be considered a myth, depending on where you lived at that time. My father held down 2 jobs while going to school, just so we could afford to live in the ghetto. We lived only blocks away from where the infamous '67 Newark riots took place, and we were still living there when that happened.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1363 on:** March 20, 2013, 06:34 PM »

Chromebook Pixel legal warnings show sense of humor
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Chromebook Pixel legal warnings show sense of humor

IainB · « **Reply #1364 on:** March 21, 2013, 06:10 AM »

Lance Armstrong cycling on drugs:
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Renegade · « **Reply #1365 on:** March 21, 2013, 11:43 AM »

Quote from: IainB on March 21, 2013, 06:10 AM

Lance Armstrong cycling on drugs: (see attachment in previous post)

BWAHAHAHAHA~~~~!!!

f0dder · « **Reply #1366 on:** March 21, 2013, 12:45 PM »

Quote from: Renegade on March 21, 2013, 11:43 AM

Quote from: IainB on March 21, 2013, 06:10 AM
Lance Armstrong cycling on drugs: (see attachment in previous post)
BWAHAHAHAHA~~~~!!!

But... HOW high? :-)

app103 · « **Reply #1367 on:** March 21, 2013, 07:07 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HneFm0PIGA

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1368 on:** March 21, 2013, 07:28 PM »

Google Maze New Game For Chrome Turns Your Favorite Website Into A Ridiculous Marble Maze

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Google Maze New Game For Chrome Turns Your Favorite Website Into A Ridiculous Marble Maze

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1369 on:** March 25, 2013, 05:53 AM »

Incredibly tough guy finds knife in back 3 years after stabbing

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Incredibly tough guy finds knife in back 3 years after stabbing

Any Canadians here want to one-up this.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1370 on:** March 25, 2013, 05:56 AM »

23 hilariously unfortunate ad placements

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23 hilariously unfortunate ad placements

app103 · « **Reply #1371 on:** March 25, 2013, 12:45 PM »

Grocery Store 2.0

Renegade · « **Reply #1372 on:** March 25, 2013, 01:33 PM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on March 25, 2013, 05:53 AM

Incredibly tough guy finds knife in back 3 years after stabbing
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Incredibly tough guy finds knife in back 3 years after stabbing

Any Canadians here want to one-up this.

Well, there was that drunken Pole that wouldn't be out done by his friend that hacked off his own foot with a chainsaw in a blazing display of uber-tough-guy-machoism... Buddy decapitated himself. With the chainsaw. He won. A Darwin Award.

But, gotta wonder about the doctor that the Canadian fellow went to see...

app103 · « **Reply #1373 on:** March 25, 2013, 01:40 PM »

Quote from: Renegade on March 25, 2013, 01:33 PM

But, gotta wonder about the doctor that the Canadian fellow went to see...

Multiple doctors and nurses. They never did any x-rays. The guy was walking around for 3 years, setting off metal detectors everywhere he went, and had no clue why. Doctors blamed it on a metal fragment in his bone.

That's one big fragment!

Renegade · « **Reply #1374 on:** March 25, 2013, 02:09 PM »

Quote from: app103 on March 25, 2013, 01:40 PM

Quote from: Renegade on March 25, 2013, 01:33 PM
But, gotta wonder about the doctor that the Canadian fellow went to see...

Multiple doctors and nurses. They never did any x-rays. The guy was walking around for 3 years, setting off metal detectors everywhere he went, and had no clue why. Doctors blamed it on a metal fragment in his bone.

That's one big fragment!

So, I take a shit on 'em, and app 1-ups me by taking a machete, gasoline, and wood-chipper to 'em~!

Nicely done!

hehehe!