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General Software Discussion / Re: Programmer Wanted for Project
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 21, 2007, 12:25 PM »
The Word doc format may run you into problems.  The server would need Word installed to be able to use the Word API to look inside to get an accurate word count

Mmmmmmaybe, maybe not.  Third party tools exist that parse, manipulate, and display Word documents without needing Office.  The TX Text component is one I've used with great success, for instance.  But it ain't cheap.
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Living Room / Re: Help Name Our Cat!
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 21, 2007, 12:22 PM »
HELP NAME OUR CAT: EPILOG

Yesterday evening, young Ms.Maximus fell in love with a boy cat from the SPCA, whom we have adopted.  The naming exercise is for nought; he came pre-named.

Liger.

He's indeed, part lion and part tiger.  He's got kittenish tiger stripes which he will probably outgrow, and the personality of a lion.  He's PERFECT.  Already the other animals have made friends, and he's stood up to them all with grace and dignity.

The only holdout is our 2-year-old cat Storm, who has decided the world has gone mad and we've brought Satan into the house.  She will take some winning over, but for now is living under the bed and hissing at us.  ("Foul betrayors!  My claws for your neck!  As soon as you feed me...")

So thanks to all who assisted with the naming processes, and sorry we won't be using any of your suggestions.

But Liger sends his love!
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Living Room / Re: Infringement Nation: we are all mega-crooks
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 21, 2007, 12:05 PM »
I have such mixed feelings about all this.  Sure, copyright is necessary -- an artist must be protected.  But to what extent?  And for how long?

It's clearly reached ridiculous proportions.  But even acknowledging where the fault lays (evil entertainment monopolies, mostly) it's diffcult to see a way out.

Maybe we are doomed to be criminals, all of us.
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Living Room / Re: Laptop or Desktop — which are you?
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 21, 2007, 11:55 AM »
I was doing reseach because I want something portable to write code.

Sweet!  Though I imagine I'd have to get the Windows drivers from their website.  Thanks.

However, I'm not sure this is the beastie you want to write code on... the keyboard is teeny tiny, it's only got a 4GB flash drive (depending on your dev environment, this might be pushing it) and it tops out at 900 MHz.

I think it'd be dynamite for writing haiku or ransom notes (or ransom notes in haiku) but for serious development?  Nah. 
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Living Room / Re: When a dollar is more than a dollar
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 21, 2007, 11:51 AM »
I think gold is overrated as a medium for minting coinage.  We should use uranium instead.  "Money burning a hole in your pocket" jokes aside, consider:

- Uranium has comparable (though not equivalent) value to gold;

- Uranium is sure to become a more coveted resource now that we've sucked all the oil out of the ground;

- Switching to a uranium-based economy would stimulate trade like nothing else, since nobody'd want to hang onto the stuff for long;

- Peripheral industries such as geiger counters, lead-lined cash registers & bank vaults would boom, as well as pharmaceutical trade in iodine and other radiation treatments;

- In the event of extended nuclear war, new supplies of plutonium could be had by enriching the country's monetary supply.

See?  It's fool proof.  Elect me God now you fools, before that Ron Paul gets any of his crazy ideas enacted.
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Living Room / Re: Man uses Wii Calendar Function to Catch His Cheating Wife
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 21, 2007, 11:43 AM »
Confession: Everything I know about Scientology I learned from South Park.

So approximately 75% of my 600-part series consists of fart jokes and off-color references to Tom Cruise.
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As the article suggests, don't worry, these have been extinct for hundreds of millions of years.

Suggests?  SUGGESTS?!

I want iron-clad assurances these things are dead, dead, dead.  Curse you Guardian and your ambiguous reporting!  Either I hear confirmation they're extinct or I'm buying an elephant gun tomorrow.
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Living Room / Re: When children design laptops
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 21, 2007, 11:38 AM »
I've never understood this issue of making a laptop a lifestyle choice - it's a freakin' computer!

You're right -- it's not a choice.  Some people are just born that way, craving the laptop experience.  Society isn't mature enough to accept this behavior, but someday we might be come enlightened enough to embrace man-on-laptop love.
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Living Room / Re: Virtual Eve: first in human computer interaction
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 21, 2007, 11:35 AM »
The ability of virtual Eve to alter her presentation according to the reaction of the child facing her at the keyboard has been hailed as an exciting development in the $25 billion e-learning market.

"Eve, take off your clothes!"

"My, but you're a naughty little bunny!  Let's talk about fractions instead.  If I take off half my clothes how much does that leave behind?"
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Living Room / Re: When children design laptops
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 21, 2007, 08:17 AM »
Bahahahaha!!

It makes about as much sense as some of the Vaio or Toshibas I've seen in the past.
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DC veteran support fund

I missed this one.  So anyone who participated in the Mac/PC flame wars gets a stipend?
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Living Room / Re: Man uses Wii Calendar Function to Catch His Cheating Wife
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 21, 2007, 08:13 AM »
Aw, thanks.  Just trying to help out around here.

And if there's anything I know how to do, it's finding weird crap on the intertubes.

Just wait'll you get a load of my 600-part series on Dianetics and Scientology, the one true faith.  My plan is to have you all converted and the site reorganized as a tribute to L.Ron by Christmas.
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how much of a donation is worthwhile using paypal ?
I mean how much does paypal take?
is it a percentage or a fixed fee?

(If it's a dollar or near, the $1 per person idea is in trouble..)

Good questions; I too am curious.  It's possible the minimum practical donation might be $3 or $5.

Also, need some nuts-and-bolts clarification here...

When speaking of "donations" are you talking about a separate PayPal screen for donating to the cause, or can we transfer Credits over too?  I was planning on dumping the contents of my DonationCredits account into the kitty, if that's allowed.
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Living Room / Re: Amazon's Kindle eBook Reader
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 21, 2007, 07:42 AM »
Finally would anyone choose to read a novel on this sort of device - there is no way I want to lie in bed with a glowing lump of plastic glaring at me instead of a comforting paperback that can happily drop on the floor without problems when I drop off to sleep!

True enough, books are the superior interface technology.  But where eBook readers shine is when travelling -- soooo much easier to toss a small gadget in your backpack than six or eight paperback books.  Different tools for different jobs, baby!

I heard from someone who claimed to read blockbuster nineteenth century novels on her Palm while waiting in line in queues!  Which makes me wonder why anyone would buy an eBook-only device, when they could have the functionality of a PDA.

Because reading a book from a PDA sucks.  It can be done, I have done it, but man... those things are not optimized for the task.  It's like watching a 2-hour movie on your phone.  Sure, people do it, but it's not exactly a pleasant experience.
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General Software Discussion / Re: Perfect Software?
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 20, 2007, 09:50 PM »
I reject the notion that "perfection is unattainable".  Yes, many open-source developers do fear creating an actual Version 1.0.  That may be because they don't live in a commercial world that obeys the Pareto Principle, aka the 80-20 rule: The first 80% of anything takes 20% of the time; consequently and conversely, the last 20% takes 80% of the time.

Bingo.  Ditto.  We Have A Winner.  Cue fireworks.

That's a wonderfully concise distillation of something I've tried to articulate before, and failed.  Thank you.

BTW, I don't remember seeing you round these parts before, Yahya.  Welcome aboard!
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Living Room / I Don't Remember Seeing This Before
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 20, 2007, 08:59 PM »
Courtesy of National Geographic, this fascinating account of two unique individuals with memory problems, and a backgrounder on how scientists think memory works.

http://magma.nationa...emory/foer-text.html

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One guy (can't remember his name, har) is 81 years old but due to a brain infection, can't remember anything prior to about 1960.  Not only that, but he's lost all ability to memorize new information, short of a span lasting hours, perhaps minutes.  Researchers visit him almost daily, and each visit is as the first: he answers their ridiculous questions, never realizing he's answered them before.

But other than that, he's a completely normal, intelligent, engaging adult.  It's like his RAM is fine, but there's a fault in his harddrive.

Another case (damn, can't remember her name either) revolves around a woman with perfect recall.  She remembers every day of her life with disturbing precision.  She can tell you the weather for June 10, 1990.  She can play back for you the dialog from every television program she's ever watched, ever.  She can tell you what her apartment smelled like during each episode, who she spoke with on the phone, what was said -- for most of her life.

Is it a blessing?  A curse?  How many of us have wished for perfect recall?  Well, her story might sober you right up and make you GLAD you can't remember what you just stepped into the kitchen to get.

Assuming you remember to click the link at the top of the page.
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Living Room / Re: Man uses Wii Calendar Function to Catch His Cheating Wife
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 20, 2007, 08:47 PM »
That'll work.  See you then. 

Has your Sailor Moon outfit come back from the cleaners yet?
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Living Room / Re: Man uses Wii Calendar Function to Catch His Cheating Wife
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 20, 2007, 08:40 PM »
Shhhhhhh, she's in the next room.
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Living Room / Man uses Wii Calendar Function to Catch His Cheating Wife
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 20, 2007, 08:36 PM »
In this sad story, a soldier returns from abroad and hears from his friends that his wife has been less than faithful.  He investigates, and using his Wii's colaborative calendar function discovers that indeed, she has been...  ah, playing games with somebody else.

http://gonintendo.com/?p=29938

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It's bound to happen: as technology becomes more intertwined, privacy is compromised.  In the case of somebody being bad, it takes more work to cover your tracks.  Otherwise, products that "clean your browser's cache" or promise anonymous surfing wouldn't be nearly as popular.

To be fair, it kind of sounds like she wasn't trying that hard.  OR, she possessed almost no knowledge of how the Wii calendar works and why it'd be a Bad Idea[tm] to use it for coordinating naughty rendevouzes. Rendevii?  Rendevouzen.

Which reminds me: If my wife logs in and asks anyone here, it's a total coincidence that Darwin and I often post at the same time.  It's completely innocent, I tellya.
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Living Room / Re: What Intel Giveth, Microsoft Taketh Away
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 20, 2007, 08:10 PM »
Which begs the question: why would a videogame manufacturer try to force customers to DirectX 10, available only on Vista?
Duh?

Why would DX10 be Vista-only, when there's no reasons it couldn't be implemented for XP?

Why was Age Of Empires III artificially XP-only?


The primary difference being AOE is a Microsoft product, Crysys is not.  That MS would do this makes a twisted, evil kind of sense.

But how to explain the behavior of an independent company who (one would assume) benefits most by supporting DX9?
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Living Room / Re: What Intel Giveth, Microsoft Taketh Away
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 20, 2007, 12:26 PM »
It's not just Microsoft, it seems.  Here's an article citing the makers of FarCry & Crysys with the same behavior:

http://www.rlslog.ne...s-me-sick/#more-5980

Not only that, but it appears Crysys was intentionally tweaked to display crappier graphics on DirectX 9 than on 10.  Hackers have patched the Crysys demo to look exactly the same under DirectX 9, despite the maker's claims that they rely on features available only in DX10.

Which begs the question: why would a videogame manufacturer try to force customers to DirectX 10, available only on Vista?
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Living Room / Re: Your Tin Foil Hat Will Not Save You Now
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 20, 2007, 12:09 PM »
Ralf,

You have received $1 in DonationCoder RFID Tags from member Tinjaw for your posting "Your Tin Foil Hat Will Not Save You Now".

Aieeeeee!  Get'em off me!
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Living Room / Re: Breaking News: Multiple Universes Exist!
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 20, 2007, 12:06 PM »
taken to the extreme i'm trying to say something like this: in an infinite number of these universes there is a device that eliminates all universes - that's all infinite universes wiped out. how so?

Perhaps such a device exists, but to operate it would require an infinite amount of energy.

Just because they're infinite doesn't mean each universe's internal rules and physical laws go away.  Each existence must remain internally consistant to um... er, exist.  For example, my "time travel" shenanigans as described above would still have to obey conservation of energy; thus an equal amount of energy and/or matter would have to be exchanged with the target universe should I want to go there.

HOW is a topic I will leave to the wild-eyed backyard physicists/engineers with too much time on their hands.

Anyway, if you want to discuss some of the fun theories about time travel and alternate dimensions/universes, lets do it, but don't try to pass it off as proven fact that these things really exist.

Of course.  I posted the initial article with a kind of tongue-in-cheek "wouldn't this be cool?" frame of mind firmly in place.  I think mathematics is a form of mental masturbation until somebody comes along and actually applies it.  If you Google Dr. Deutsch you can quickly find all sorts of contrary opinion, much of it equally on solid ground.

Like I'm qualified to know.  :-)

And a quick reminder to those who dismiss such fancy as mere Sci-Fi, remember that many things we take for granted now were at one time considered ridiculous to contemplate.  Atomic energy, air travel, the nature of disease and the possibility of curing it.  For awhile, it was "known fact" that man would never travel faster than a horse since the flow of oxygen would be cut off by the gale-force wind and he'd suffocate.

Of course, a large part of this has to do with my religious views, which I know are off-topic to this site, so I'll just summarize and say that if I believe there is a God who purposely created us all, I can't believe there are infinite copies of us in alternate dimensions. Those beliefs seem mutually exclusive to me.

Personally, I find no conflict with belief in God and alternate universes.  Without triggering a religious discussion I too am spiritual, and believe that a beneficent creator left us with a wonderous universe to play in and learn.  If the playground is bigger than we first imagined, even better.

If nothing else, the Multiple Universes theory neatly addresses the old queston, "why does God let bad things happen to good people?"
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Living Room / Re: Gender Genie!
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 20, 2007, 11:44 AM »
I ran a lot of my longer blog posts through this just to see what it would say. It seems to think I am male, most of the time.  :huh:

Well, that's obvious, right?  You're a dude.  I mean, everyone knows chicks can't program.

:-)
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