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Living Room / Re: Password Cracking Made Easy Thanks to the GPU
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 25, 2007, 12:25 PM »
2) There may or may not be application beyond password cracking and by patenting it, anything created that uses the same basic technique would most likely have to pay licensing fee to them for using the patented technology. So it is just good business sense to do so. (blah, blah, blah, patents are evil. blah blah blah ad nauseum)

So, if I develop (say) a DNA sequencer that runs partially in the GPU, I might have to prove it's not derived from their technology?

Does this imply these guys are just setting up a patent-troll scheme?
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Living Room / Re: Password Cracking Made Easy Thanks to the GPU
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 25, 2007, 11:14 AM »
What I'm curious about is why the Russians would go to the trouble to patenting the technique.  Is password cracking such a lucrative market niche that they worry about trade secrets?

Or is there application beyond password cracking?

703
Living Room / Re: HELP !!! Outlook corruption
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 25, 2007, 10:47 AM »
W00t!

Now I don't have to taunt you about Thunderbird. :-)
704
You'll need a free program called NTFSPROGS:
http://gnuwin32.sour...ckages/ntfsprogs.htm

And then follow the instructions here:
http://www.linux-ntf...s_list_after_cloning

Should do exactly what you need.
705
Living Room / Re: these new cheap core 2 due laptops - any good?
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 25, 2007, 10:24 AM »
The freezer trick is one I use on my Dell batteries, with about a 75% success rate.  The original big battery that came with my 2003 Latitude still delivers about 3 hours.

Glad it's working for others!  I wish I could remember who taught me this so I could pass on the credit...
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To all users,

These are reported bugs and requested features thus far. Please reply to this thread with a feature request or bug report.  Once we receive it, we will prioritize the request and update its status as it gets updated by Ralf. Thanks for your help!

Team RalfPocalypse

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1. BUG: When maximizing the main menu, computer reboots.

2. BUG: When workstation reboots, RalfPocalypse is automatically started (despite user settings) and main menu is maximized.

3. BUG: Playback of MP3 files is problematic when voice-recognition mode activated.  Lyrics from certain rap titles cause unintended program operation.

4. REQUEST: Reduce popup tray notifier font size from 198pt to 10pt.

5. REQUEST: Make automatic renaming of critical Windows files default to "Off".

6. BUG: Rotating "RalfPocalypse" animation displays upside down for Australian users.

7. REQUEST: Please remove all graphic and text references to "Giant Radioactive Red Lobster".  (Their lawyers called again.)

8. BUG: Clicking the "Exit" icon or selecting File/Exit maximizes the main menu.

9. BUG: PDF converter applies 4096-bit encryption without prompting, and without notifying the user of the password.

10. BUG: RalfPocalyse contacts its Automatic Updater service approximately 30 times per second, even when downloading an update.

11. BUG: Modem users report random profanity and the phrase "get broadband now, loser" inserted into text stream.

12. REQUEST: Please add pronouns to spelling checker.

13. REQUEST: CTRL-ALT-SHIFT-SPACE-F5-BREAK hotkey is difficult to manage on standard keyboard.

14. REQUEST: Reassign default "maximize" hotkey from "Enter".

15. BUG: "Mega Compression Mode" reduces file size to 1 byte, regardless of input file size.

16. BUG: Login ID appears to be hardcoded to "John Smallberries" and attempts to change it result in the message "You are our only hope, Buckaroo Banzai" with subsequent logoff.

17. BUG: Countdown timer stops at :03 with the message "That was close!"

18. BUG: If workstation has subwoofer attached, background "throbbing" noise induces subconcious feelings of unease, depression, and random terror.

19. BUG: Calendar function displays every third Wednesday as "Shmegglesday".

20. REQUEST: When displaying financial data, please avoid use of hexadecimal.

21. REQUEST: Remove national slurs from "International Settings" dialog.

22. BUG: Screensaver burns smiley face pattern into some Acer brand LCD displays.

23. BUG: Fax feature sends random document regardless of file selected.

24. REQUEST: Allow user to designate another folder for saving files other than "Recycle Bin".

25. BUG: Service Pack 3 cannot be uninstalled.

 
707
Living Room / Re: HELP !!! Outlook corruption
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 25, 2007, 09:21 AM »
Could also be the installer lurking in a user folder somewhere and being set to run on restart.

Ooooh, good thought.  This ties in with the "SP3 wants to reboot" issue.  It's commonly reported that SP3 automatically reboots the PC, but some workstations fail to shutdown for whatever reason.  SP3 is 98% installed but awaiting reboot.  The user then does stuff (like reinstall Office) and upon a manual reboot, hilarity ensues.

I swear, there's enough material here for an entire season of CSI:Windows.
708
Living Room / Re: HELP !!! Outlook corruption
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 25, 2007, 07:49 AM »
After reading through the newsgroups, a *lot* of people are experiencing bizarre problems after SP3.  Some are running just fine.  Many are surprised to discover they HAVE service pack 3, as it seems to have downloaded & installed itself automatically.

The biggest problems with Outlook have to do with sending/receiving mail (it won't), the IMAP interface breaking, inability to create new accounts, and failure of add-ons and 3rd party software that "violates" Microsoft's new security policy.  Only a few users have these problems, and nobody appears to have all of them.

Office's document imaging is completely and universally hosed after SP3.

The most alarming trend is that some (not all users) report they are unable to open documents saved in prior versions of Office, unless those documents are placed in a special "Exception" folder (?) as defined by the Office Administration tools.  Apparently, the new security model considers documents in pre-2003 format to be dangerous by default.

There is rabid speculation that it's is a ploy to force users to upgrade to 2007 (which does not do any of this) but if that were the case, you'd expect to see EVERY service pack 3 user ranting... I mean, who doesn't work with Office 97/2000/XP documents occasionally?  Personally, I think it's a bug.  A bug in a stupidly conceived security patch --  backwards compatibility is *critical* in a business environment.

And here's the bad news: you can't uninstall SP3.  There's simply no option for it.  The only way to get rid of it is to either (a) roll back to a restore point prior to SP3, or (b) uninstall/reinstall Office 2003 and stop short of SP3. 

One newsgroup poster who did the reinstall got everything working again, then reported that the next day SP3 was back!  Automatic updates had helpfully downloaded & reinstalled the update, complete with a system reboot.

Good luck, Carol.  Hope you have a backup image you can use...
709
Living Room / Re: HELP !!! Outlook corruption
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 24, 2007, 11:00 PM »
Virus scanner?  Maybe it's not letting go when it should...

I've heard unkind things about Office 2003 service pack 3, which came out last month.  Its "enhanced security" prevents some ActiveX controls, macros and VBA from running, which may be timing out and leaving active handles.

What service packs have you applied?
710
Living Room / Re: USB Doomsday Device Hub - Fun for the Office
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 24, 2007, 06:36 PM »
Hmmm... there's a button in there.  There's plugs on the back, and USB connectors don't necessarily HAVE to be used for USB activities...

Anyone handy with a soldering iron?
711
Official Announcements / Re: Draw Cody competition - win incredible prizes!
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 24, 2007, 06:34 PM »
Cody pecked a pack of peckish panthers.
If Cody pecked a pack of peckish panthers...
OMG Cody, runaway!
712
Living Room / Re: Clever Programmerisms
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 24, 2007, 10:21 AM »
"A carelessly planned project takes three times as long to complete as expected.  A carefully planned project only takes twice as long."

-- Golub's Law
713
Living Room / Re: these new cheap core 2 due laptops - any good?
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 24, 2007, 10:12 AM »
W00t!  Love it when no-cost solutions work.

:-)
714
Official Announcements / Re: Draw Cody competition - win incredible prizes!
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 24, 2007, 07:48 AM »
Hovering Cody scares me.
715
Living Room / Re: COLOURlovers
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 23, 2007, 07:27 PM »
Heh.  Check out the color names for "I'veForgottenHowToLove":
http://www.colourlov...5/IveForgotHowToLove
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Living Room / Re: "HDD Not Included"
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 23, 2007, 07:25 PM »
Crap crap CRAP!

I went to order one, and shipping to the USA is $39.  That's almost the cost of the gizmo itself, so I'll pass until an American distributor starts selling them.

*sob*
717
Post New Requests Here / Re: REQUEST: Picture Codyfier
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 23, 2007, 07:06 PM »
Today, Miss Audrey received her Membership Pack.  "Cody?  Cody sent this to me?  To ME?!"

She went through all the Cody stickers with glee, was confused by the t-shirt iron-on transfer (but has agreed to suspend disbelief until she sees how it works) and loves the magnet.  The post cards will probably get mailed to some very confused family members.

All in all, a wonderful treat.  Thank you so much!
718
I'm still struggling with "better".  Until we pin it down to only one axis, how can you compare?

For instance, if your main criteria for "better" is price, then payware can't compete.   Freeware and open source are suddenly VERY attractive.  Unless you're a corporate user, where price is not as important if you can justify it.

If technical support is critical, you're probably going with payware.  Only a few free alternatives have decent support, and you have to work the system hard to get results.  (I cast no aspersions on the user communities out there that provide help for open source & free software, but would my dad be able to query a forum for help?  And business users: forget about it... the boss won't even understand the concept.)

If quality, performance, overall fit & finish are all that matters... boy, that metric is all over the place in EVERY camp.  Some freeware & open source is incredible, some sucks.  Some payware bargain-bin material at $500 retail.  Microsoft usually sucks, except for those times when they're so wacky from Vista fumes they can't work their lungs.

My point (point... point... yes, I see it over there, scampering under the bushes) is that unless we narrow the the criteria a bit then everyone's definition of "better" will wander aimlessly until we can barely hear each other.

Personally, I think beer is better.
719
Living Room / Re: Elephants electrocuted in drunken rampage
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 23, 2007, 01:13 PM »
"Friends don't let friends drive trunk."

What is it about India lately?  First monkey attacks and now this.  Next, tigers?
720
One thing I love about PopFile is its ability to define override rules ("magnets") that bypass the filter for mail you KNOW isn't spam.  So even if my goofy sister sends me something that looks like spam it still makes it through.
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Living Room / Re: "HDD Not Included"
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 23, 2007, 11:28 AM »
Yep, but I've already worn out a drive harness -- those cabley things have a finite lifetime for abuse, it would appear.  And my harness can handle only 3.5 drives -- this one does both.

I also like this because it's self-contained and somewhat attractive, without having to fiddle with cables.  Just plug the drive into the slot.  Kind of like a cell phone cradle.
722
Developer's Corner / Re: Strange customer...
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 23, 2007, 10:01 AM »
I got an email today and everything it seems, will turn out fine. The customer is in the process of making an intermediary payment and is sending me a contract as I type.

Yayy!  Congratulations!  Isn't it grand to actually get paid for your work?
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Living Room / "HDD Not Included"
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 23, 2007, 09:59 AM »
Found this gizmo, and it sure looks sweet:
http://www.geekstuff...&products_id=630

For $46.79 US you get a desktop slot/holder for one 2.5" or 3.5" SATA disk drive.  Like me, you probably have a few surplused drives laying around, and swapping them in/out of a dedicated USB enclosure is too much of a hassle. 

I think I'll get one of these and see how it goes.  Can't beat 200GB removable media!

Or shoot, I'll line my desktop with 'em!  RAID 5 here I come!  Oh, wait... it's USB...
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Living Room / Re: Clever Programmerisms
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 23, 2007, 08:04 AM »
"If contractors built buildings the way programmers write software, the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization."

-- Weinberg's Law
725
Define "better".  More market share?  More zealots?  Technically acclaimed?  Raw emotion?

Personally, I believe Thunderbird is better than Outlook... but so much of that is subjective.
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