Hi. My name is Michael and I am a software addict.
-Darwin
I hope you take my post in the same vein as it was meant - mean and nasty... purely in jest!!
Hey, I have seen just about everyone else here rib you about that; I just couldn't pass it up! 
Jim
-J-Mac
No offence taken

My software addiction is well documented on this forum. I am OCD about anything that captures my imagination at a particular point in time - let's see,
Artie Shaw recordings, the Beatles, the
Avro Arrow, wristwatches, fountain pens, calculators, Multi-tools, my '67 GTO, several unfortunate girls in high school... That's just off the top of my head!