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Living Room / Re: Teledildonics — build your dream (virtual) sex machine
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 31, 2007, 02:31 PM »
I read the original post and thought it was a great example of the proper way to add direct input from a vendor. The post was on topic, succinct, and struck a fine balance between informing potential adult customers about a taboo subject on a family-friendly forum.

Hear, hear. 

Plus, bonus points for injecting the word "teledildonics" into a real conversation.
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Living Room / Re: Fantastic Job Opportunity
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 31, 2007, 11:23 AM »
DEAR SIR,

I AM WRITING AS YOU ARE MY OWNLY HOAP.  MY FAMILY IS FROM NIGERIAN ROYALTY AND DO TO CIRCUMSTANCES IN MY COUNTRY I FIND I AM UNABLE TO GET MONIES FROM MY ACCOUNT WITHOUT THE GOVERNMENT FINDING OUT.

MY FRIEND, I NEED YOUR HELP.  MY PROPOSE IS AS FOLLOWS: I WILL WITH YOUR HELP SET UP A WEB SIGHT THAT ACCEPTS MONEY.  ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS TRANSFER 1,000 DONATIONCREDITS TO THE SIGHT AND I WILL HIRE A WEB HACKER TO CONVERT THE CREDITS TO REAL MONEY, BUT HE WILL BE VERY CLEVER!  BY MOVING ONE DECIMAL POINT THREE PLACES YOUR 1,000 DONATIONCREDITS WILL BECOME ONE MILLION CREDITS!  THEN I WILL TRANSFER 900,000 CREDIT BACK TO YOU AND KEEP ONLY 100,000 FOR MYSELF AND MY FAMILY.

PLEASE RESPOND QUICKLY IF YOU ARE A WEB PROGRAMMER AND CAN HELP ME AND MY FAMILY EVADE THE BAD SOCIAL SITUATION IN MY COUNTRY.

GOD BLESS,
NIGEL GERIAN
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Calling ThunderBird fast is wrong, imho - it has the same bloaty-slow startup feeling that FireFox has (I bet it's the whole XUL interface deal), and moving large amounts of messages between folders is slow - because of the retarded all-text MBOX format used.

Yeah, I should have qualified that.  STARTING ThunderBird takes the same amount of disk thrashing as any other app (Outlook springs to mind) especially if you have a bunch of TB add-ins installed, as I do.

But once it's running it's quite snappy.  Even when background stuff is running, like filters or PopFile.  I have four email accounts set up, two of which are GMail and HotMail, and even they query/download quickly.

I haven't noticed any lag when moving messages from folder to folder.  It takes 2-3 seconds to move a coupla hundred emails from Junk to Trash, for instance.  But I would think that's acceptable, given the amount of work.

The main problem (which is why I think I rejected it last time) is the lack of export options.

I found this page describing how to export from TB to Outlook Express, then from OE to Outlook.  I also found some add-ins that automate the process, but they prove "incompatible" with my ragged-edge version of Firefox+TB.

True, it's cumbersome to export from TB-->OE-->Outlook, but that would be a one-time fall-back option if you decided TB sucks, right?

BTW, the Lightning scheduling add-in is quite nice, and makes me (almost) forget about Outlook.  But if you prefer a more robust scheduling option, there exist add-ins to support Rainlander(sp?) and other dedicated apps.

FWIW I am not a rabid TB fan, just happy that I've got direct access to my email via text editor if things go kaboom.  At one time I wanted to write something that would parse email, and Outlook kept getting in the way.  Once my .PST files started to unravel that was the impetus to jump ship.
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Developer's Corner / Re: Strange customer...
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 31, 2007, 11:03 AM »
W00t!  Congratulations and congratulations again!

Perhaps your customer has learned how to treat a developer, especially when the code hasn't been delivered yet.  :-)
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Living Room / Available Oct 31 only: Haunted Mansion Icons
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 31, 2007, 10:32 AM »
One of my favorite websites that combines Disney with computers is DisneyExperience.  Today only (Oct 31st, Halloween) they're offering a set of free Mac & Windows icons for your desktop.

Enjoy!
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Living Room / No More Secrets: Final Halloween Trick from Ralf Maximus
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 31, 2007, 09:59 AM »
Here it is, the final installment of my Halloween Trilogy of Bedwetting.  After this I won't be posting any more stories here, unless a special occasion pops up. 

This time, we explore the greasy white underbelly of secret underground bases and UFOs.  Somebody's mad at the airforce, and it's not Jeannie.  (I swear, not all my stuff is this dark!)

WARNING: Contains strong language such as "poofy-goo" and "fiddlesticks".  If you (or your Boss) is offended by such, consider it NSFW.
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Living Room / Re: NEW Cody wallpapers for Halloween
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 31, 2007, 09:52 AM »
Awesome! We dont have Halloween in denmark but I think I understand the basic idea of it.

In America, Halloween is a fun holiday where kids dress up as spooks or their favorite Disney character, then go door-to-door to the neighbors' houses where they bang on the door, announce "Trick or Treat!" and are rewarded with candy.  Some neighbors instead offer small bible tracts denouncing "Satan's Holiday" or toothbrushes, if they're a dentist.

In modern times -- when it's been decreed children aren't safe anywhere but in the living room -- kids are driven from house-to-house in the family minivan or Suburban.  Anxious parents watch from steamed-up car windows to make sure their offspring survive the neighborly encounter.

Afterwards, comes a trip to the local hospital where volunteers offer free x-ray testing of gathered snacks, to detect toothbrushes before they are consumed.

Observance of Halloween -- and all other holidays -- is strictly forbidden in school (in Georgia, anyway).  Students may not wear costumes, hassle teachers for "treats", invoke demons, or even discuss the subject with peers.  This is a sad result of politically correct awareness, because some kids come from strict god fearin' families where ghosts and witches are not on the spiritual radar.

In my day, the parents would offer no more protection than a sweater ("Mooom, Spiderman does NOT wear a sweater!") shove us out the door at twilight, with instructions to return when our treat bags were full.  Upon our triumphant return, said parents would then go through our goodies to ensure the safety of the harvest.  Suspiciously, Reeses Peanut Butter Cups and Mounds bars were the first to be confiscated in the name of homeland security.

Then we'd binge on sugar and watch about three hours of televised Halloween specials featuring the Charlie Brown special, sponsored by Dolly Madison (who had the creepiest/coolest commercials, shown only once a year).  At midnight I would watch out my window to make sure the gates to Hell really hadn't opened (this year) before falling into a restless sugar-induced coma.

And that's Halloween in America!
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Living Room / Re: Fantastic Job Opportunity
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 31, 2007, 09:33 AM »
Some loser who types in ALL CAPS requesting "help" in developing a website guaranteed to make a jillion dollars.  The ad was packed with bad grammar, spelling errors, and soaked with the sweat of fevered imagination. 

No money up front for the developer, but "5% of the profits".

Such a deal!
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Living Room / Re: Whats on your desktop?
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 31, 2007, 09:30 AM »
Forgot to mention: a GREAT source for free wallpapers is DeviantArt:
http://browse.devian...er=9&alltime=yes

This is one of the few sites I've been able to find multi-monitor wallpapers that don't suck.
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Living Room / Re: Fantastic Job Opportunity
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 31, 2007, 09:17 AM »
He's probably found the developer of his dreams and is busy making his first million.

:-)
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Developer's Corner / Using Office 2003 OCR in your own programs
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 31, 2007, 09:16 AM »
Interesting article here at CodeProject:
http://www.codeproje....com/office/modi.asp

Bascially, you can OCR documents with but a few lines of code using the Office MODI library, included free in Office starting with 2003.   And (according to the article) the results are quite impressive!

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Oh, and I forgot to mention: Thunderbird does not bother me with silly "Are you sure you want to open this incredibly dangerous attachment?" prompts.

:-)
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The ONLY reason I migrated from Outlook to Thunderbird + Lightning is this: there is no proprietary format; everything is stored in plain text files, exactly as the email was received.  Just like the good old unix days.

How are HTML emails and attachments stored in Thunderbird? How can you archive off older email to stop folders becoming unmanageable - are there tools built in to do it?

HTML is stored as HTML; plain text.

All attachments are stored using MIME encoding, or UUE, or whatever encoding was specified in the original email.  All email -- no matter how complicated -- is a standard ASCII text file.

There are lots of built-in tools for managing folders, but my favorite is the rules system.  I have mine set up as an auto-sorter ("move email older than 30 days in this folder").  It's very similar to the Outlook filters, but *much* easier to use.

And honestly, aside from a few rules I don't do much organization.  I let everything accumulate in my in-box and "older" stuff gets shoved into an archive folder.  I just checked and I've got 3.89 GB of stuff in my TB "email" folder, which represents history back to 1995. 

Oh, and I get between 300 and 3000 spams a day, which PopFile tags and TB then filters into the Junk folder.

And with all that, TB is *fast* and never crashes or corrupts anything.  Of course, by telling you this I have probably damned myself, but I will take the risk.  *wood knocking*

Here's a screenshot of TB's front page with its folder view open.  Below that is the Lightning add-in which does scheduling:
Tbird1.jpg

The "112" Junk items are since 8:30; about an hour ago. :-)

All the "Archive Folders" you see were imported from Outlook when I did the big switchover.  It took TB many hours to grind through my multiple .PST files but it did, and once imported I moved each one into its own Archive folder.  And now if I ever have to delve into the dark past, I can use TB's moderately okay search capabilities or fire up Archivarius.

UPDATE: Resized image.  Holy smokes, it was actual-size!
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General Software Discussion / Re: XP or Vista user — take the poll!
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 31, 2007, 08:03 AM »
Tube monitors (the last few I had before going TFT) tended to de-gauss by themselves on power-on...

Ah!  Mystery solved, albeit 5+ years late.

I once had this 20" tube monitor, big as a beach-ball.  Upon power-on it would make this god-awful mmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMM (wait for it) GABUNG!!!  noise.  That was probably its auto-degausser, but at the time I thought it was about to kill me.

Another clue I should have noticed: All my paperclips would fly up out of the desk drawer and attach themselves to the glass.
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General Software Discussion / Re: XP or Vista user — take the poll!
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 31, 2007, 07:58 AM »
Thanks for the tip, Ralf, but sadly it's a notebook with an LCD  :(

DANGER!  DO NOT, REPEAT DO NOT, DEGAUSS THE LCD PANEL.

Great Scott! You're in the Atlanta region? My wife is from Savannah but went to school in Atlanta and still has family there. We live on Vancouver Island in Canada now, so several thousand kilometres away. Thank you very much for the offer, though!

Next time you come to visit family, let me know.  We'll go have a pint, I'll take you to Microcenter, and make you buy really expensive toys your wife will *love*.

:-)
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Living Room / Re: Fantastic Job Opportunity
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 31, 2007, 07:49 AM »
Heh. 

I am 98% convinced it is a joke, with somebody collecting responses for a future post/followup.

That remaining 2% of me cowers in drunken fear at the back of my skull, worrying that this is a real guy, and that in six months I'll be reading about how he made 40 bazillion dollars with his new website.
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Living Room / Re: NEW Cody wallpapers for Halloween
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 31, 2007, 07:44 AM »
Holy smokes, these are cool.  Little Miss Maximus will be quite thrilled.  :-)

My favorite is Reboot, for this simple bit of detail:

Brain Goes Here.jpg
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Post New Requests Here / Re: IDEA: Fake upload
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 31, 2007, 07:40 AM »
http://www.digitalvo...o.co.uk/fakebar.html <-- cool!

Ohhh!!!!!  *Hopping up and down with steam shooting from ears.*

I wish I had thought of that first!

It's my new favorite useless program.
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Trouble is that Outlook is more than just an email client and I use it a lot. Also if Outlook has file problems that go unnoticed how do we know that other apps don't too?

Computing Rule #488 clearly states "all data is suspect at all times". 

No, seriously -- and no disrespect intended -- that's kind of a losing argument, in that if you're wrong you're missing out on a more stable solution, and if you're RIGHT then we're all very deeply, thouroughly hosed.

At least if my PST file gets corrupted there are hundreds of companies out there that will help to solve the problem - most of the other apps you are stuck with support from one company (and the hope that it stays in business).

The ONLY reason I migrated from Outlook to Thunderbird + Lightning is this: there is no proprietary format; everything is stored in plain text files, exactly as the email was received.  Just like the good old unix days.

And I've never seen them get corrupted, in 2.5+ years of daily (obsessive) use.  I know you've done the comparisons and understand the limitations of Thunderbird + A Slew Of Add-Ins, but maybe it's time to take another look?
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General Software Discussion / Re: XP or Vista user — take the poll!
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 30, 2007, 02:18 PM »
Guess what - fired up the Win2k machine after I posted above and the monitor is shot (looks like something dropped on it...). It works but there's a big, inky black spider web in the upper right hand corner extenging into the middle of the screen

Eek! 

On the off chance... this is a tube monitor, right?  Does it have a degauss button?

Sometimes a strong magnetic field in close proximity will cause CRTs to display large black purplish bruises on one or another edge.  Degaussing it would be a free fix, if it works.

If you live in the Atlanta area, I have two ancient but still working 21" CRT monitors, just taking up space in my server room.  Yours for the takin'.
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Living Room / Re: Tourettes extension for FireFox
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 30, 2007, 11:05 AM »
OK, let me bring a little sanity here...
This extension is ACTUALLY trying to mimic Coprolalia which is a less-common-but-widely-publicized subset of symptoms of Tourette Syndrome, which is actually a serious disorder.
I'm not trying to damp anyone's fun, just that some people might not find it funny for very different reasons...

Thank you for defining the distinction.  I've known people with Tourettes and never understood the fine differences.

And for what it's worth, I've had a lot of experience with mental illness in family & friends (schizophrenia, bi-polar disorder, OCD, Alzheimer's, Tourettes) and bottom line, if you can't laugh about it you end up crying all the time.
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Living Room / Re: Tourettes extension for FireFox
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 30, 2007, 09:53 AM »
It's kind of neat they included the sourcecode, so you could create your own friendly, happy, environmentally PC version if you want.


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Living Room / Re: How to get data from dead flash drive?
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 30, 2007, 08:04 AM »
I once knew somebody who was in the manufacturing side of electronics, and shared this about USB flash drives:

You really DO get what you pay for.  The cheapo drives are built with "just enough" RAM to meet the stated specs, while the more expensive name-brand drives come with additional RAM and circuitry that reroutes failing sectors to the extra memory.  So if you're storing important stuff, it's probably a good idea to spend $10 more and get a recognized brand, in a metal case.

Hmmm... does CHKDSK /F work on flash media?
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Living Room / Tourettes extension for FireFox
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 30, 2007, 07:57 AM »
With handy instructional video:
http://fffff.at/tourettes-machine/

The "extreme" version adds curse words every other time, while the lite version adds a surprise once every 3-5 hours.  Sounds like an office prank in the making...

Sourcecode is included, with instructions for rolling your goddamn own.

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Post New Requests Here / Re: IDEA: Visualize mouse clicks
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on October 30, 2007, 07:34 AM »
Oh, neat!

But I want gunfire and a temporary bullet-hole.  I've not had time for my FPS fix lately.
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