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Living Room / Re: Laptop or Desktop — which are you?
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 20, 2007, 11:43 AM »


That's not you is it Ralf  :tellme:

Hardly.  I am not the least bit cheesecake... more like doughboy.  :-)
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Living Room / Re: Breaking News: Multiple Universes Exist!
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 20, 2007, 11:00 AM »
I would hate to shatter someone's dreams, but the type of time travel you imply is probably not possible.

Ah, but consider this...

Assume for the moment that the Many Universes theories are true, and that there exists an infinite number of yous making every decision both ways.

Then theoretically, it's possible to locate a universe that is exactly like this one, but at a different point in their timestream.  For example, if I want to videotape the sinking of the Titanic, all I have to do is hop sideways far enough and find a place where 1912 is happening right now.

Then, once there, I heroically save the ship and it makes port in New York.

I've changed history!  Well, there, anyway... our universe still has Titanic at the bottom of the ocean, unchanged.  When I return, the history here remains intact.

Thus it *really is* possible to off great-great-great-granddad, but it won't erase my existence here.  Just piss off great-great-great-grandmom in another universe.

As to the reason why we're not overrun with time-travelling (or dimension hopping) touristas?  Simple... with an infinite number of universes, the probability is infinitely small that we'll actually encounter one.
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I used Office 2007 for about 6 months in conjunction with the free version of RibbonCustomizer. The add in worked great but for the life of me, I couldn't see anything in 2007 that was better than 2003. 2007 was very slow for me and as I said, I needed a 3rd party utility to get the functionality I wanted. I went back to 2003 (except for OneNote) and I couldn't be happier. Very snappy and I prefer the menus to the ribbon.

This has been my experience exactly.  Add in Office2007's gargantuan memory footprint, its weird behavior sometimes with extra-huge Word tables, the needless reorganization of the interface leading me to hunt ceaselessly for features I used in Office 2003... and I'm glad I retrograded.

The good news: internally, from a COM/object perspective Microsoft did an excellent job of not breaking anything.  I no longer even test new builds of my software against 2007 unless a customer reports a platform-specific bug.

Now... following this trend, should I retrograde to Office 2000?  The file formats are (mostly) the same and that 12 megabyte(!) memory footprint so very sexy.

Anyone run 2000 vs. 2003 recently?  What would I miss?
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Living Room / The "Blonde Effect"
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 20, 2007, 10:41 AM »
University of Paris researchers have discovered that blonde women really do have an effect on male intelligence.

http://women.timeson...e/article2890531.ece
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Simple knowledge tests were conducted on groups of men, with a severe downward spike in performance noted after they were shown pictures of blonde women.

Further analysis convinced the team that, rather than simply being distracted by the flaxen hair, those who performed poorly had been unconsciously driven by social stereotypes to “think blonde”.

The photos' depicted levels of undress were not reported.

Theories for the results include a kind of "contact stupidity" wherein people adopt stereotypical behavior based on their environment.  It is not stated if test scores returned to normal after being shown pictures of Albert Einstein or plummeted further after Paris Hilton.  Another theory is that pale hair is deeply associated with babies & children in our psyche, leading to "dumbed down" behavior in adults.

Another site discussing the research is Mitchieville.  Men, cover your monitor with tape before viewing, lest you fall victim to the blonde woman pictured therein.
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Living Room / Breaking News: Multiple Universes Exist!
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 20, 2007, 09:53 AM »
Well, not exactly breaking since it was back in September, but a team of UK mathematicians led by Dr. David Deutsch have "showed mathematically that the bush-like branching structure created by the universe splitting into parallel versions of itself can explain the probabilistic nature of quantum outcomes".
Multidimensional.png

Briefly, events observed (har) at the quantum level really do split into alternate dimensions.  Every decision made results in the opposite decision also being made, repeated with infinite regression.  If you play the lottery and don't win, rest assured that some other version of you has won the lottery.  And yet another you won it twice.  And so on.

Note that this being a work of mathematics, nothing has been really proven.  But if validated, it lays an excellent foundation for experimentation, and finally, building the Time Travel device of my dreams.  I'm coming to kill you, great-great-grandfather!

Article from Breibart & The Press Association here.

Came up dry on finding the actual paper referenced, but the good Doctor's websites are here:
http://www.qubit.org/people/david/
http://www.qubit.org...ple/david/David.html

(Lots of dense scientific papers at the 2nd site: Eyes-Crossed Index Rating 8.7)

Interesting related DC thread about Time here.

Cow-related events that can only have occurred in a parallel dimension here (streaming video cartoon thingy).
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Living Room / Gender Genie!
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 20, 2007, 09:25 AM »
Using text snippets, the Gender Genie uses complicated scientifical text analysis to guess the gender of an author:

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I'm a boy!  My gender confusion is finally over.  *sob*

If I were writing such a thing, I'd just flip a random number.  Leaving out transsexuals and folks who are unsure, there'd be a 50% shot at getting it right.

Links to a paper describing the algorithm are included at the site, but I gotta wonder... what real application does this have?  Extra-better spam target profiling?  Fewer ENHANC3 YR PEN!S!!! emails sent to my sister?
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Living Room / New MSM Messenger Trojan
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 20, 2007, 09:04 AM »
Via MaximumPC comes this alarming news:
MaximumPC.jpg

A new trojan was discovered in the wild November 19th, that utilizes MSM IM to hoist its greasy, hazardous payload around the internets.  Once activated, it scans the victim's contact list and retransmits itself to friends and family, disguising itself as a harmless file attachment that looks like happy friendly fun pics.

Folks around here are savvy enough to know when something looks fishy, but get the word out to grandma and dad: don't open anything without verifying it was really sent by the sender.

What makes this one even more alarming is that it contains code specifically targeting virtual machines (VMs), the first time I've ever heard of that.  So even running suspicious attachments within a VM may not keep you safe.

No word on if this is an MSM specific threat, or if other clients that talk with MSN (Trillian) are vulnerable too.  But for safety's sake, assume the worst.

UPDATE: Durn attachment fell off.  D'Oh!
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Why did this post topic reply notification come up with a https:// prefix instead of http:// ?

More importantly, what happened to your original post?
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Living Room / Re: IT Pornography: Is Getting It All Obscene?
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 20, 2007, 08:39 AM »
This thread is useless without pix.

SQMDataCenter.jpg

Oh yeah, baby...
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Living Room / Re: Traffic Growth Could Choke 'Net by 2010
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 20, 2007, 08:33 AM »
My favorite quote from the report itself (full text here):

One could even whimsically speculate—as we did in the title--that the lack of investment could be holding back the time at which the Internet reaches a “singularity” (a point at which accelerating change creates an unpredictable outcome, such as the Internet becoming independently sentient).

So throttling the internet may be a good outcome, if we don't want a real-life Terminator movie.  Unfortunately, things go downhill after that...

Basically, they're saying that at current consumer consumption growth rates, combined with a continued growth in the appearance of new web 2.0 apps, the internet will choke on the traffic within 3 to 5 years.  Mark.

Note my emphasis of "growth" up there... that's key to their whole study, which they acknowledge early on.  However, that particular metric bugs me for a couple of reasons.  In section 4, "Modelling User Demand" they describe their methodology for predicting how much bandwidth a typical internet user will consume in the future.  They base this on a dataset of consumer devices purchased from 2000-2007, add up all the bandwidth each device can use, then throttle it back by the max speed of consumer internet gateway components.  Their findings:

We found that, counting all devices and all port interfaces, an Internet-attached North American user in 2007 is theoretically capable of generating approximately 61 Mbit/s of traffic, equating to 20 Petabytes of traffic per month.

*TILT*  Uh... what?  My Comcast "business internet account" has a max down speed of roughly 6 Mb/s, or 10x less than their number.  Things are already sounding fishy.  But I do like the 20 Petabytes of traffic a month; that sounds sexy.

But wait, they acknowledge these are top-end numbers, and adjust accordingly:

It’s important to note that by this measure, not only does maximum possible demand exceed Internet capacity today, but it has always exceeded capacity and very likely always will, because of the fact that port speeds on Internet-attached devices tend to be within an order of magnitude or so of Internet circuits themselves (and there are far more devices than circuits).

Wait, no!  That's even worse!  Where's the "yes we know using this 'theoretical max' number in actual calculations is stupid" statement?  Ah, here we go...

Moreover, access circuits (the last mile typically connecting Internet-attached devices to the Internet) tend to run at speeds several orders of magnitude lower than the devices they serve. A typical DSL circuit, for example, delivers a maximum of 1.5 Mbit/s to one or more Internet-attached devices in each household (and each device, keep in mind, has a port speed of 100 Mbit/s or up). This means that the Internet-attached devices in a typical household are fully capable of saturating the household’s Internet connection; the same holds true for business sites.

Ahhhh!  Go back!  You're making it worse!

However, simply because the devices can saturate the “Net doesn’t mean they will. In practice, network-attached devices very rarely (in fact, almost never) generate traffic at 100% of port capacity for a sustained period of time.

Thank god.  They've come to their senses.  Well, not really... because that's all they say on the subecjt before skipping onto the next section, "Predicting How Much Porn Users Will Download".  Well, it's not really it... more like an analysis of how users will use the choked, Terminator-controlled internet of 2010.  There's a discussion of web 2.0 impact and YouTube's new "We Give Up" initiative where they start streaming pornography in 2009, which crashes all their servers and frees up an additional 25% bandwidth which is one reason why things still work in 2010.

But I digress.

The authors really seem hung up on the "port speed" of the device (100 Mb/s on my PC), not the at-the-curb demand made as measured on the public side of the gateway (6 Mb/s here) which, when you're predicting the doom of the internet is the only number that really matters.

It's a bit like freaking out because all those people riding a bus might go buy cars and overrun the freeway system.

So to summarize, the internet will choke on consumer traffic sometime in 2010, but only if every projected household upgrades their broadband speed by a factor of 10, then saturates their connection 100% continuously 24/7 between now and then.

Aieeee!  Run for the hills. 
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Living Room / Re: About Rudeness in Forums
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 20, 2007, 07:35 AM »
I voted 'Very Rarely' but in retrospect I think I should've gone with 'Never'.  As app103 says, this is a pretty unique interweb experience; it really is a well behaved crowd here. 

I think it has something to do with the moderators, who when they are required to step in are extremely even tempered.  I'm not even sure who the moderators are and that's refreshing, since in some places mods act like they're been issued a Judge Dredd uniform.  In fact, the only time I ever saw a moderator apologize for accidently nuking something they shouldn't have happened *here*.

Hmmmmmmmm...

Okay, I'm now rethinking my vote again, I wanna recast it for "Daily".  Just to stir up some trouble and see if it's even possible to rile up the moderators.  If there was an "Hourly" option I'd go for that.  And plus, I'll add in some profanity -- that usually works.

Frack!  Smegma!  Norway!  Condoleeza!

Duly riled moderators note
Not really  :-*

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Living Room / Your Tin Foil Hat Will Not Save You Now
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 19, 2007, 08:08 PM »
From Techdo.com comes the alarming news of the world's smallest RFID tags.
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Smaller than a grain of sand, sixty-times smaller than those RFID's pictured above, the new RFID "powder" can be dusted on anything, safely ingested by humans, or (one would assume) snorted up the nose.  Each microchip -- finally, that word has meaning again -- contains a 128-bit ROM encoded with a unique ID which, when scanned with standard RFID equipment, gives itself up quicker than Paris Hilton locked in a liquor store.

Suddenly I feel the need for a shower.

You know... to get clean.

Aw, quit it.

Anyway, thanks to Big Brother's magic pixie dust, anyone and anything can be assigned a unique ID and then tracked.  Now, the good news: RFID technology is proximity sensitive, working over very short distance.  Most RFID rigs I've played with have ranges measured in inches, and usually max out at a few feet.  So even if you were coated head to toe with the new RFID powder (sit back a moment and imagine how that might accidently happen) you'd have to walk within a few feet of a pylon calibrated to read your chips.

But that's now.  In a few years when Happy Meals come pre-dusted, things may be different.

Despite the induced willies, it's cool technology.
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Crap!  Must... buy... more... aluminum foil... :-)

Honestly, I do believe that the NSA has miles of racks filled unfathomly advanced hardware, stuffed with software more advanced than anything we can imagine.  Cracking just about anything is possible for them, given a few weeks of concentrated labor. Coupled with Eschalon and Carnivore, they have a never-ending supply of pads and open-text samples to work with. 

Of course it could just be the image they like to cultivate, the reality closer to a high-school AV club playing D&D, but I kinda doubt it.  In all their history, nobody has overestimated the capabilities of the NSA.

(Any NSA technicians listening in on this, please feel free to comment.)
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I doubt that "NSA has enough terraflops on tap to bypass any encryption almost instantly." - either there's some unknown backdoors in things like Rijndael, or they have much more advanced quantum computing device than anybody else... but I doubt both of those.

f0dder, f0dder, f0dder... I love you man, but you're not nearly paranoid enough.  When I think about the NSA, I imagine a kind of super-evolved human, with more than 50% of their body-mass constituted by neurons.  Which have been soaked in a special formula of stimulants (Coffee) and augmented with alien bioware scavanged from crashed saucers.  Which have been trained from infancy to crack codes in their subconcious, their conciousness busy enough cruising the interweb looking for Enemies of the United States.

Then, just imagine what kind of computers such gods would create.  And multiply by 50.

THEN, only then, might you be paranoid enough.  Maybe.  Follow me? 

No, really... why are you following me? *sob*

On the subject of encryption, one method I understand to be nearly fool-proof is the one-time pad.  Or maybe I mean a Vernam cipher.  Whichever.

The idea is very simple but diabolically hard to break: XOR every letter of your message with the next byte of a one-time generated stream of random noise (previously recorded for you just for this use).  The name comes from WWII when agents would carry specially-created pads of prewritten gibberish around with them for encryption purposes.  They'd tear off one sheet of the pad for each message, thus staying in sync with their senders/recipients, who had identical pads.  The text was sometimes created by a human randomly spasming their hand on a typewriter loaded with carbon paper.

ANYWay, this article got me thinking about encryption again.  I'm an idiot when it comes to the subject, but one thing I do remember: the one-time pad is supposedly unbreakable, *if* you keep your pad-material away from prying eyes, and *if* it's used exactly once.

The downside to OTP is it's inconvenience.  In the modern world, the pad-of-carbon-copies has been replaced with massive files of random bytes... so how do you get the pad-file to your compatriot?  Email?  Remember, if the pad's ever compromised it's USELESS.

Then I thought about this: what if we used DVD movies as the one-time-pad? As far as the computer's concerned it's just a massive collection of bytes, and short of the apocalypse I can't imagine any message I'd want to send someone that was longer than 4.5 gigabytes.

Then all I have to do for you to acquire the right pad material is make sure you have the same movie as me, share the initial offset into the data-stream, and we're ready to go. Ha!  Suck this, NSA!

Just make sure when I say "Terminator 2" you get the Special Edition 3-disc set, not the Ultimate Edition 4-disc set."
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Living Room / Re: To wide-screen or not to wide-screen
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 19, 2007, 02:56 PM »
Yo yo yo, Gab07x in da haus!  Welcome aboard!

One of the biggest rip offs of the season is the price of the DVI Cables. They use less materials in their makeup and I was looking the other day and a 6 foot one was about $35 and a ten foot one was over $55 so since the ends are the same you are paying $5 a foot for the wire. Yeh sure !

Actually, the real cost is due to the genetically engineered super-spiders they use to spin the cables.  Alas, the spinnerettes on these beasts only last for a few dozen cables before the unfortunate spider must be put down -- a dangerous job, given their size and temperment.

I like to avoid the whole spider-drama by dealing with Cables 2 Go.  The best prices, and reliable as heck... I've been dealing with them for more than 20 years.  Their DVI cables still aren't cheap ($22) but I guarantee you the quality is superior.  AND they accept returns.

I guess their spiders are better fed or something.
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Living Room / Re: Amazon's Kindle eBook Reader
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 19, 2007, 02:42 PM »
What's the display like?
Is it traditional lcd or the new e-paper stuff?

It's not the fancy bendy ePaper such as you cite.  It's a traditional rigid LCD panel.  But...

"Utilizing a new high-resolution display technology called electronic paper, Kindle provides a crisp black-and-white screen that resembles the appearance and readability of printed paper. The screen works using ink, just like books and newspapers, but displays the ink particles electronically. It reflects light like ordinary paper and uses no backlighting, eliminating the glare associated with other electronic displays. As a result, Kindle can be read as easily in bright sunlight as in your living room.The screen never gets hot so you can comfortably read as long as you like."

That's from the Amazon web site.  From the photos I'd guess it's an extremey dense LCD display with LED backlighting, possible for the price since it's only black and white.  I imagine there's some heavy-duty antialiasing software in there too.

Oh, and here's a quick head-to-head with the Sony reader, via Popular Mechanics:
http://www.popularme...32344.html?nav=RSS20
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Found Deals and Discounts / Thanksgiving Special: $400 Dell Vostro Laptop
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 19, 2007, 02:35 PM »
Holy smokes, it's the real deal:
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Cheap, but not a toy:

    - AMD AthlonTM 64 X2 Dual-Core processor TK-53 (1.7GHz/512KB)
    - 15.4 inch Wide Screen XGA LCD Anti-Glare Display
    - 1GB Shared Dual Channel DDR2 SDRAM at 533MHZ, 2 Dimm
    - 120GB 5400RPM Hard Drive
    - 8X DVD+/-RW w/Double-layer DVD+R Write Capability
    - ATI Radeon Xpress 1150 256MB HyperMemory™ (integrated)
    - Dell Wireless 1390 802.11g Wi-Fi Mini Card
    - FREE SHIPPING

One micro-catch (you knew there was one, right?) is that you have to order it through the business division.  But there appears to be no requirement that you actually have a business.  So really -- no catch!

$400 bucks (+tax) for a new, dual-core 1GB RAM laptop.  Quite the bargain.

UPDATE: Fogot to mention you get your choice of Windows XP or Vista.
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If I were running the NSA, of course I'd do crap like this.

On the other hand, NSA has enough terraflops on tap to bypass any encryption almost instantly.  You might as well encode your stuff using Dr.Seussisms and pray the vat-grown NSA geeks never read any children's books while growing up in the secret underground bases.

Which reminds me...

ATTENTION SNEETCH ONE: THE BABY HAS GRASPED THE HAMSTER, BUT HAS NOT SWIGGLED THE BARLEY WINE.  OH, THE PLACES YOU'LL GO WHEN I RUN THE ZOO, IF HORTON HEARS A WHO OR TWO.
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Living Room / Amazon's Kindle eBook Reader
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 19, 2007, 12:37 PM »
Just announced, Amazon's Kindle eBook reader.
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Weighs just 10 oz., has build-in wi-fi, costs $399, and handles a variety of eBook formats.  Naturally, you can browse Amazon directly and click the "Buy" button to download books seamlessly.  It'll store about 200 books in memory at a time and features a display optimized to look "just like paper".

I've evaluated eBook readers in the past and found them wanting.  The technology has been clunky, and manufacturers seem to go out of business constantly, leaving users of proprietary eBook formats out in the cold (I'm looking at you, RockIt).  This one has the backing of Jeff Bezos' insane fortune, combined with the throw-weight of Amazon's 600 pound gorilla.  How can it fail?

I'm not sure if it'll revolutionize the eBook experience as all the hype suggests, but it will certainly reKindle interest in this mostly forgotten library branch of the paperless experience.
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General Software Discussion / Re: Maybe Vista doesn't suck?
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 19, 2007, 09:38 AM »
Here's a threadjack...

At what point will CPU registers stop getting wider?  128 bits?  256 bits?  Surely there's a point at which we won't need to go further...

I don't want to sound like Bill Gates who wondered aloud why anyone would need more than 640K, but seriously, how much directly addressable RAM makes sense?  Petabytes?  Exobytes?

I guess I'm just looking forward to the "1024 bits sucks, you need Vista-4096" wars.
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Living Room / Re: To wide-screen or not to wide-screen
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 19, 2007, 09:29 AM »
It maxes out at 1600x1200, but I don't think that's indicative.  When I had my 18" monitor hooked up, the slider maxed out at at that monitor's max res (1280x1024?).  As soon as I hooked up the 20" monitor, the slider's new max became 1600x1200.  I was hoping that hooking up a 24" monitor would make the slider go to 1920x1200, but I'd have to buy the monitor to try that experiment.

Not necessarily.  On the same tab with the "resolution" slider, click the Advanced button.  Select the Monitor tab.  Under the "Monitor Settings" turn off the little checkbox that says "Hide modes this monitor cannot display".

Then play with the slider again.
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Living Room / Re: To wide-screen or not to wide-screen
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 19, 2007, 09:16 AM »
So will the 4 year old video card that came with my Dell XP Pro machine (NVIDIA GeForce 4 MX 440 with AGP 8 X - Dell), which runs my current 20" monitor at 1600x1200 nicely, run a widescreen 24" monitor at 1920x1200?  Or will I have to buy a new video card?

Easy enough to check.

Open your display properties and go to Settings/Advanced.  See how far to the right the little "resolution" slider will go, but don't hit "OK" unless your existing monitor can take it.

:-)
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Living Room / Re: What Intel Giveth, Microsoft Taketh Away
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 19, 2007, 09:07 AM »
A follow-up post from the same guys that did the initial testing:

http://exo-blog.blog...performance-dud.html

The comments are... ah, a bit acidic.
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General Software Discussion / Re: Maybe Vista doesn't suck?
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 19, 2007, 08:20 AM »
With LP64, I download a single binary that supports all platforms without having to worry (and neither did the developer during building). When 64bit apps come out[1], i can run them alongside my existing 32bit apps. This seems like a win-win. Is it because the driver model cannot handle such a shared environment?

I bet that's it.  Though if that's the case, I don't know why they couldn't offer a parallel 64-bit driver stack for vendors to target.  Or even "thunk" old 32-bit drivers for obsolete hardware; it'd be slower, but I bet people would accept that for hardware that isn't supported any more.
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Mini-Reviews by Members / Re: XYplorer File Manager
« Last post by Ralf Maximus on November 19, 2007, 08:06 AM »
>>So why pursue this in a public forum?  What are you hoping to accomplish?
I don't, man! Read the thread. It's not me that starts talking about DP, never ever.

Don, forgive me, but I still don't think you see my point.

I recognize that you didn't "started anything".  It's good to see a software vendor pay attention to customers in such a visible way, provide helpful information and background reasoning on why the product is the way it is.  I applaud you.

However, there comes a time in some threads where emotion creeps in, and then it's time to just stop.  Your "thanks for the hate review" comment struck me as such a tipping point, with dialog beyond that leading to thinner and thinner ice.  It doesn't matter who is "right" or who started it, it seems to me you've reached the level of diminishing returns on the whole "dual panel" discussion. 

That was my point.
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