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Living Room / Facts or Fictions from History?
« Last post by kyrathaba on September 13, 2013, 12:32 PM »
Where did "Piss Poor" come from?

Interesting History.
 
They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot.
And then once it was full it was taken and sold to the tannery...if you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor".
But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot...
 They "didn't have a pot to piss in" and were the lowest of the low.
 
The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature
Isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be.
 
Here are some facts about the 1500's
 
Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May,
 
And they still smelled pretty good by June. However, since they were starting to smell,
Brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor.
 
Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.
 
Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water.
 The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water. Then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water!"
 
Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof.
 When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof.
Hence the saying, "It's raining cats and dogs."
There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house.
 
This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings. Could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection.
That's how canopy beds came into existence.
 
The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, "Dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery. In the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on the floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, It would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way. Hence: a thresh hold.
 
(Getting quite an education, aren't  you?)
 
In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire.
 Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables. And did not get much meat.  They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers In the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while.
 Hence the rhyme:
 Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old�.  Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "bring home the bacon."
 They would cut off a little to share with guests
 And would all sit around and chew the fat.
 
Those with money had plates made of pewter.
 Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes,so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.
 
Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the upper crust.
 
Lead cups were used to drink ale or whiskey.
The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days.
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Living Room / Re: What books are you reading?
« Last post by kyrathaba on September 12, 2013, 07:38 PM »
Just finished a highly entertaining novel that felt a lot like a Robert Asprin fantasy novel: "The Road to Magic (Book One of The Way of the Demon)" by Alexey Glushanovsky.

It's $2.99 for the Kindle e-book.
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The US really should take that advice to heart me thinks.

+1
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Gotta love engineers :)
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A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!" The priest said, "Here comes the greens-keeper. Let's have a word with him." He said, "Hello George, What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime!." The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything she can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"
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To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice: The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."
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Living Room / The Science of Snobbery
« Last post by kyrathaba on September 10, 2013, 11:57 AM »
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Slick, tranglos, very slick!
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Living Room / Re: Sci-fi novel now available from DC member kyrathaba!
« Last post by kyrathaba on September 09, 2013, 07:55 PM »
If you want the ODT or DOC (if those would more easily be searchable), just email me at kyrathasoft at gmail dot com.
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Living Room / Re: Sci-fi novel now available from DC member kyrathaba!
« Last post by kyrathaba on September 09, 2013, 07:18 PM »
Ah, I see. I will PM you a coupon code to download the very most recent revision from Smashwords for free, just in case I have made any corrections since you obtained a copy.
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Living Room / Re: Sci-fi novel now available from DC member kyrathaba!
« Last post by kyrathaba on September 09, 2013, 10:20 AM »
No,you have a recent copy. When I get home I will send you the very most recent file, just to be sure...
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Living Room / Re: Sci-fi novel now available from DC member kyrathaba!
« Last post by kyrathaba on September 09, 2013, 08:56 AM »
Please let me know the chapter and phrase in which they occur. I'll track them down and correct the manuscript, then update the ebook on the various sales channels.

And send you an updated book to work from...
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Living Room / Re: Sci-fi novel now available from DC member kyrathaba!
« Last post by kyrathaba on September 09, 2013, 08:53 AM »
Thanks, oblivion. Please let me know the chapter and phrase in which they occur. I'll track them down and correct the manuscript, then update the ebook on the various sales channels.
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Living Room / Re: Sci-fi novel now available from DC member kyrathaba!
« Last post by kyrathaba on September 09, 2013, 08:35 AM »
I spent some time on CreateSpace (and with OpenLibre) and successfully produced a print version of the book with page numbers centered as footer at the bottom of each page. It will take 5-7 days for this to propagate to Amazon.
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Living Room / Re: What books are you reading?
« Last post by kyrathaba on September 09, 2013, 07:50 AM »
Last few books I've read:

Return of the Damned, by T. H. Lain
Tower of Glass, by Robert Silverberg
The Death Ray, by T. H. Lain
1 and 11 Corinthians
Making great ebooks with Jutoh, br Dr. Julian Smart
Smashwords Publishing Guide, by Mark Coker
The Embedding,  by Ian Watson
The Ogre's Pact, by Troy Denning
Galatians
Ephesians
Philippians
Let's Get Digital: How to Self-Publish, and Why You Should, by David Gaughran
Colossians
Secrets To E-book Publishing Success,  by Mark Coker
1 Thessalonians
2 Thessalonians
Smashwords Book Marketing Guide,  by Mark Coker
1 Timothy
2 Timothy
Facebook Marketing for Ebook Authors,  by John Kremer
Titus
Philemon
The Giant Among Us, by Troy Denning
Knightfall,  by Robert Jackson-Lawrence
Hebrews
James
1 Peter
Darkest Before Dawn, by Robert Jackson-Lawrence
2 Peter
Kevin Adams -- Serial Killer,  by Clifton Goetzee
Titan of Twilight, by Troy Denning
1 John
Colony Earth, by Regina M. Joseph
2 John
3 John
Jude
Ill-Fated, by Evelyn Ink
Hero for Hire, by C. B. Pratt

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Living Room / Re: Sci-fi novel now available from DC member kyrathaba!
« Last post by kyrathaba on September 07, 2013, 03:27 PM »
Yeah... an oversight on Book I, having never self-published before. I think I can correct by simply figuring out how to include page numbers centered at the bottom of each page in the A4 pdf I submitted to Createspace.
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Living Room / Re: Sci-fi novel now available from DC member kyrathaba!
« Last post by kyrathaba on September 07, 2013, 12:40 PM »
Three author interviews and seven 5-star reviews in eight weeks since publishing: http://williambryanmiller.com/?p=566
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Living Room / Re: Sci-fi novel now available from DC member kyrathaba!
« Last post by kyrathaba on September 04, 2013, 12:59 PM »
Thanks to Sylv Jenkins of writaz.com for my third author interview since writing Kyrathaba Rising:

http://williambryanmiller.com/?p=559
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Living Room / Re: Sci-fi novel now available from DC member kyrathaba!
« Last post by kyrathaba on September 02, 2013, 01:28 PM »
Kyrathaba Rising just got its 6th 5-star review, by lawyer and author Regina M. Joseph: http://williambryanmiller.com/?p=552
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Global Facts About Sex

At any given moment:

FACT: 79,000,000 people are having sex - right now.
FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing.
FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.
FACT: 1 old person is reading emails.

You hang in there, sunshine!
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Irish blonde...

An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland , arrived at the casino. She seemed
a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the
dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude." with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new
clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes! Yes!
I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and
her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I
don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb,
...... but all men...are men!
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I have a Kingston 1 GB PC3 DIMM memory module that I no longer need. Glad to mail it to anyone who might have a use for it, if you'll PayPal me for postage only.

Data on memory module labels:

 #KN1GBB07021220089D3000

1GB 1Rx8 PC3-10600U-9_10_A0

ACR128X64D3U1333C9
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