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Living Room / Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Last post by worstje on January 13, 2011, 11:33 PM »Haha, that was awesome. 


My name is Steve Anderson.
I give up!
Please remove my name and email address from your records. I believe you don't give 'free' keys. You just want to hassle us. NO PROGRAM is worth that!-a.steve.a (January 13, 2011, 06:06 PM)
No need to reply. Please don't. I will remove your program from my computer.-a.steve.a (January 13, 2011, 06:06 PM)

Take a look at this... Dr.Explain Mini-Review by tinjaw.-CodeTRUCKER (January 13, 2011, 03:21 PM)
We are using Help & Manual in our company, after being with Robohelp for many years until they sort of 'gave up' (we also did).
H&M was chosen after a thorough selection procedure over several other packages because of robustness, usability and support-options, features that Robohelp didn't (properly) have.
I'm not one of the guys working with this tool, but you can give it to anyone that's a bit of a writer and at least computer-literate, and get very nice result from it.-Ath (January 13, 2011, 03:25 PM)

Most of these tools do however seem to favor the creative side of things, so in that sense I think it might be appropriate to do a bit of light favoring of NANY participants. These giveaways are all things that are of use to people involved in NANY apps, and imo less so to the more general visitor using such applications.On a related note, what are some recommended on-demand scanning for antivirus, malware, etc.?-superboyac (January 12, 2011, 11:59 AM)
How about JottiQ?-Deozaan (January 12, 2011, 03:28 PM)
WRT on-demand scanners, can any service that won't work without an internet connection truly be called on-demand?
They should be called 'when convenient'.
The only anti-something service that can be truly called on-demand is something that will work offline as well as online.-4wd (January 12, 2011, 05:52 PM)






Do you mind providing the portable version in .ZIP format? Not everyone can open .7z.-Ashraf (January 10, 2011, 03:26 AM)
JottiQ just got a long writeup with pictures at dottech.org:
http://dottech.org/f...eeware-reviews/21190-mouser (January 10, 2011, 08:35 AM)



The place definitely needs OpenID though, and when I registered while posting it didn't refresh. So I ended up hitting Post a second time... which I think due to the use of Ajax made it look like it finally posted for the first time while in actuality it was a double-post that was hidden from me.



v1.0.2 (2011-01-06)
JottiQ-got-too-popular-for-its-own-good release. At the highest point
before Jotti's malware scan was forced to cease servicing JottiQ, the old
all-time record for its scanning load had been beaten by over 500%.
Added: Update check. It should have been implemented pre v1.0.0, but a
lot of issues came up and it simply didn't happen. Have a look inside
the 'About JottiQ' dialog. Future versions might add automation for
this sort of checking. This supports the DCUpdater application.
Added: A very heavy-handed approach to try and lighten the load on the
servers. If the server passes a certain point, all non-cached files
will not be uploaded and throw up an error. This way Jotti will
hopefully no longer be forced to cease servicing JottiQ. In future
versions, once JottiQ loses its spotlight, I will look into merely
saving the actual file uploads for last in the case Jotti's malware
scan is overloaded so one will not have to reset items to get stuff
to scan once it quiets down a bit.
Added: An actual link to the website and the discussion thread on
DonationCoder. Forgetting to link to your own site is a bit of a
stupid mistake to make.
Added: Internet shortcuts. (Rather too many links than too little!)
Added: Detection for withdrawn service from Jotti, and possible actions
the user can take to alleviate the issue.
Changed: Upgrading versions will require the 'Privacy Agreement' to be
accepted once more.
Changed: Users that put an unreasonably high load on Jotti's servers will
from now on be reminded they are quite the inconsiderate users.
I would rather not start truly limiting users as it will hurt the
intended use-cases of the application as well, but if in the versions
and months to come such soft reminders prove to not be enough, I will
have to resort to limiting functionality in all sorts of ways.
Changed: The older changelog (version history) entries have been split
off into their own Changelog.txt file. This way the Readme will be a
bit more accessible to users again.
