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  Hey Mouser, what about using HUGE pictures or a post full of different smilies.  I don't know if smilies are limited with this forum software, but there really should be a limit if not.  Pictures shouldn't be larger than 800 X 600, even better 640 X 480.
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  I don't mind ads at all except for a few exceptions:
1.  GoOgle, I don't click on GoOgle ads.  If I wanted to be spied on and tracked I would go to the FBI or HLS websites.
2.  Over adding, you know, the websites that have a full page of ads and only a couple of links other than ads.
3.  Pop-ups and scrolling ads that show up in your browsers status bar, and other similar ad tricks.
4.  Scammy (tricky) type ads like "Click Here To Scan Your Computer" only to be taken to some antivirus website, usually telling you there's something wrong and they will fix it for $X.

  If DoCo goes to ads I will be more than happy to disable my ad-blocker and click on a few that interest me, maybe even if they don't interest me.  ;)

  I think Mouser has pretty much spelled out the pro's and cons and looks like there won't be any of the above mentioned ad problems, as long as he stays away from GoOgle.....
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General Software Discussion / Re: Shift to Linux
« Last post by Tinman57 on May 28, 2013, 01:34 PM »
  I'll be following your footsteps before too long.  I'm going to do a dual-boot with Linux as the primary.  I've still got a lot of investigating to do before I figure out which flavor of Linux that I want.  Either way, I'm kind of excited about it...
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I gather that all US presidents are/were "Commander in Chief", but I'm not sure if that necessarily means they have/had a uniform.

  Commander in Chief is the title given to the president because he presides over the military with congressional consent.  There have only been a few presidents that have actually served in the military, George Bush was one of them.
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Living Room / Re: We Are the Idiots
« Last post by Tinman57 on May 28, 2013, 12:07 AM »
Yes, we are the idiots.
On the subject of insect control and DDT:
If fly spray has chemicals in it that are apparently fatally toxic to insects and potentially toxic to humans to some degree, and if the same is true of DDT, then I would not want either substance in my environment. They are potentially hazardous. For this reason I would NOT recommend spraying fly spray or DDT around the home and I would avoid exposing my family to either of these toxins/poisons.

  Well written IanB, and a lot of good examples too.  As far as eating insects, while they may be healthier than, say red meat, insects carry diseases too.  No way in hell would I eat a fly.  I see them on dog turds and dead things all the time.  yuck!
  Some people eat grasshoppers and crickets, but both of those insects have been known to carry tapeworms.
  As for fly spray, I found out something very interesting in the Air Force.... Fly spray is the EXACT same thing as nerve agents used in chemical warfare, it's just watered down.  It acts on insects the same way it works on humans, attaches to nerves in your body and interrupts them, causing "The Jerks" and eventually death.  Ever see a bug after it's been sprayed?  On it's back with it's legs spastically twitching and then curling up into muscular contractions?  The same thing happens with humans.  Not a good way to go.

  But yet they outlaw DDT......
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Living Room / Re: English as it is spoke.
« Last post by Tinman57 on May 27, 2013, 11:42 PM »
^ Hahaha. Thanks. Well spotted. I hadn't realised I had repeated that. Always difficult to spot your own mistakes. Corrected now.

Is there a word in English that describes that as a figure of speech - I mean, describes a description of an error which itself contains an example of the selfsame error?
It has often puzzled me - what is that sentence exactly? Is it a figure of speech?
Yes, I know it might be a reflective joke on oneself, but is it something else besides?
Is there a word in English that describes it, for example, like "oxymoron", which is "...a figure of speech or expressed idea in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction"?

  Gosh, I thought you did that intentionally!  lol

Hmmm, Elucidation?  Delineation?  Ah, perhaps Exemplification?
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Living Room / The Teardrop Memorial
« Last post by Tinman57 on May 26, 2013, 08:22 PM »

  Here is something that was easily forgotten, though I don't know why.  Our friends in Russia built this monument for the citizens of the U.S. in honor of 9/11 and all the other people killed by terrorist.  But it was a big controversy from many that wanted their 15 minutes of fame, but what I'll call their 15 Minutes of Shame.  Yes, there were opponents of this monument and they fought hard to keep it from being built.  For the life of me I don't understand why, unless they were all pro-terrorist or just hated Russians.  Either way, it was finally completed and then quickly forgotten.  Nary a mention in the media or by our government.

  So to the Russians I say "Thank you for such a beautiful gift to honor our fallen".

TeardropMemorial.jpg

http://quilligrapher...es.com/hub/TEAR-DROP
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General Software Discussion / Re: Help needed with computer problem
« Last post by Tinman57 on May 26, 2013, 06:47 PM »
Well, I guess it's the money.  $200 is a lot more than $60.  But then if it's the CPU, that CPU is running $70 when I can even find it... bringing the cost up to $130 for two year old tech.  And the fact that the CPU isn't available anywhere for rush shipping at a reasonable price.

  You can upgrade your CPU to an even faster CPU and probably for less than half the price you paid for the original.  I updated my puter from a 1.5 ghz to a 2.8 ghz CPU, and man, does it fly now!  I bought the faster CPU kit from Evergreen Technologies, but it looks like they don't sell hardware anymore.  Probably got bought out from some IT company.  I'm sure you can do a search to find a cheaper and faster CPU from another outfit....
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Living Room / Re: English as it is spoke.
« Last post by Tinman57 on May 26, 2013, 06:27 PM »
The original first sentence is very awkward and contains contains several redundant words.

  Wow, an explanation AND an example!  BWAHAHAHAHA!   :D
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Living Room / Re: Microsoft keyboard sticking keys
« Last post by Tinman57 on May 26, 2013, 06:23 PM »
Funny, most of mine are ambisextrous ... they'll screw up (non-directional) regardless which hand I use.

Sounds confusing, how can you tell if you're coming or going?

By the volume of your voice when yelling "OH GOD"?   :P
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Living Room / Re: Used Computer, $116,000 or Best Offer
« Last post by Tinman57 on May 26, 2013, 06:12 PM »

   I've got an old Commodore Amiga 500 in the closet, wonder how much I could get for that....   :P
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A Few Paraprosdokians For You
Wednesday, September 19th, 2012 | Author: iker
Paraprosdokians (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. Enjoy!

1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list.

3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

6. War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

9. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

10. In filling out an application, where it says, ‘In case of emergency, Notify:’ I put ‘DOCTOR’.

11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

13. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure..

14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

15. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

16. You’re never too old to learn something stupid.

17. I’m supposed to respect my elders, but its getting harder and harder for me to find one now.
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Living Room / We Are the Idiots
« Last post by Tinman57 on May 26, 2013, 06:00 PM »

  This article could fit into several different places in the forum, so I'm putting it in it's own topic.  This is another column from one of my favorites.  Hopefully it will get you to thinking.... 

Spoiler
A MINORITY VIEW

BY WALTER E. WILLIAMS

RELEASE: WEDNESDAY, MAY 22, 2013
 

We Are the Idiots

 Dr. Henry Miller, senior fellow at the Hoover Institution, and Gregory Conko, senior fellow at the Competitive Enterprise Institute, in their Forbes article “Rachel Carson’s Deadly Fantasies” (9/5/2012), wrote that her 1962 book, "Silent Spring,” led to a world ban on DDT use. The DDT ban was responsible for the loss of “tens of millions of human lives -- mostly children in poor, tropical countries -- have been traded for the possibility of slightly improved fertility in raptors (birds). This remains one of the monumental human tragedies of the last century.” DDT presents no harm to humans and, when used properly, poses no environmental threat. In 1970, a committee of the National Academy of Sciences wrote: "To only a few chemicals does man owe as great a debt as to DDT. ... In a little more than two decades, DDT has prevented 500 million human deaths, due to malaria, that otherwise would have been inevitable." Prior to the DDT ban, malaria was on the verge of extinction in some countries.

 The World Health Organization estimates that malaria infects at least 200 million people, of which more than a half-million die, each year. Most malaria victims are African children. People who support the DDT ban are complicit in the deaths of tens of millions of Africans and Southeast Asians. Philanthropist Bill Gates is raising money for millions of mosquito nets, but to keep his environmentalist credentials, the last thing that he’d advocate is DDT use. Remarkably, black congressmen share his vision.

            Wackoism didn’t end with Carson’s death. Dr. Paul Ehrlich, Stanford University biologist, in his 1968 best-selling book, "The Population Bomb," predicted major food shortages in the United States and that “in the 1970s ... hundreds of millions of people are going to starve to death.” Ehrlich saw England in more desperate straits, saying, “If I were a gambler, I would take even money that England will not exist in the year 2000.” On the first Earth Day, in 1970, Ehrlich warned: “In ten years all important animal life in the sea will be extinct. Large areas of coastline will have to be evacuated because of the stench of dead fish.” Ehrlich continues to be a media and academic favorite.

 Then there are governmental wacko teachings. In 1914, the U.S. Bureau of Mines predicted our oil reserves would last 10 years. In 1939, the U.S. Department of the Interior revised the estimate, saying that American oil would last 13 years. In 1972, the Club of Rome's report "Limits to Growth" said total world oil reserves totaled 550 billion barrels. With that report in hand, then-President Jimmy Carter said, "We could use up all proven reserves of oil in the entire world by the end of the next decade." He added, “The oil and natural gas we rely on for 75 percent of our energy are running out.” As for Carter’s running-out-of-oil prediction, a recent report by the U.S. Government Accountability Office and private industry experts estimate that if even half of the oil bound up in the Green River formation in Utah, Wyoming and Colorado is recovered, it would be "equal to the entire world's proven oil reserves." That’s an estimated 3 trillion barrels, more than what OPEC has in reserve. Fret not. Carter, like Ehrlich, is still brought before the media for his opinion.

 Our continued acceptance of environmentalist manipulation, lies and fear-mongering has led Congress to establish deadly public policies in the name of saving energy -- such as Corporate Average Fuel Economy standards, which downsize autos and cause unnecessary highway fatalities. That’s on top of the stupid 1970s 55 mph laws. The next time an environmentalist warns us of a pending disaster or that we are running out of something, we ought to ask: When was the last time a prediction of yours was right? Some people are inclined to call these people idiots. That’s wrong. They have been successful in their agenda. It’s we who are the idiots for listening to them and allowing Congress to let them have their way.

Walter E. Williams is a professor of economics at George Mason University. To find out more about Walter E. Williams and read features by other Creators Syndicate writers and cartoonists, visit the Creators Syndicate Web page at www.creators.com.

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Living Room / Re: Gadget WEEKENDS
« Last post by Tinman57 on May 25, 2013, 08:13 PM »
Can you people resize your images to sane resolutions? IMO these images don't need to be larger than, say, 800x600 or so. The thumbnails are a bit too small, but the fullsize are just way too huge.

(Didn't notice there was a new page where Stephen actually posted sanely sized images until after I submitted this) 

  For a forum, 800 X 600 which works out to be approx. 11.11 X 8.33 inches, is still too large.  640 X 480 pixels (8.889 X 6.667 inches) is about the right size.  Of course, this is only MY OPINION!  And we know what those are worth, eh?   :P
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Living Room / Re: Google Buys A Quantum Computer
« Last post by Tinman57 on May 25, 2013, 07:52 PM »
  I don't even pretend to understand quantum mechanics.  I would be afraid that if I used a quantum computer I would wind up in a chaotic state on another planet.....

  For all the geniuses of quantum theory, past and present, my hat's off to you all.  I'm totally amazed at your understanding of such things to the point that I wonder if you even came from this planet.   8)
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Living Room / Re: Microsoft keyboard sticking keys
« Last post by Tinman57 on May 25, 2013, 07:41 PM »
Thanks for the comments. It's not that I am scared of the other 23 screws but how long it would take to undo them and then later do them up, it took 20 minutes for the first 7!
It would have been alright when I could still use my right hand but I can't do that any more and I don't have a left-handed screwdriver.

  Yeah, all my screwdrivers are right-handed as well.   ;D
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Living Room / Reprogramming Cellpone ID's a Crime
« Last post by Tinman57 on May 25, 2013, 07:36 PM »

 And it's still not going to stop the thieves or the reprogrammers.  It's harder to catch a reprogrammer than it is the thief that stole it.....

Proposed law would make reprogramming cellphone IDs a crime

05.24.2013 12:46 PM

Reprogramming the identification number of a cellphone could be punishable with a prison sentence of up to five years under the terms of a proposed law announced Friday.
http://www.techhive....one-ids-a-crime.html
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Living Room / Re: English as it is spoke.
« Last post by Tinman57 on May 25, 2013, 07:33 PM »
  And for the modern day equivalent of this story:

THE CRADLE OF ENGLISH: Police constables in England's Avon and Somerset
  Constabulary say they're "baffled" by the advice given to them by
  superiors ahead of the annual Problem Orientated Partnerships "problem-
  solving competition" to be held in the United States. One officer
  charged the document was "murder of the English language," while a
  spokesman for the Plain English Campaign called the language
  "Ploddledygook." Sample passage: "Coherent evaluation with sound
  evidence of whether the aim was achieved along with what worked well
  and why, and conversely, what didn't work so well and why How were the
  outcomes of initiative shared? i.e.; if you addressed an issue arising
  from PACT, how have you responded to the 'you said' by promoting 'we
  did'?" (RC/London Telegraph) ...In rank they may be superior. In other
  measures, not so much.
[Taken From "This Is True"] 

  Hmmmm, wonder where the officer got that line from....
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General Software Discussion / Re: Help needed with computer problem
« Last post by Tinman57 on May 24, 2013, 06:46 PM »

  Like mouser said, re-seat the RAM "AND" all other re-seatable hardware and cables.   Also look at the circuit board with a magnifying glass to see if any of the printed circuits have cracks.  That's more common than people realize, when computers heat and cool the circuit paths can crack over the years (especially with el-cheapo MB's).  If your real good with a soldering iron, you can bridge the crack.

  Another note on hardware, if the contacts are dirty or corroded it won't matter how many times you seat them, they won't make proper contact.  If they look dirty, us a pencil erasor to clean the contacts and then re-seat them.
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Living Room / Re: Used Computer, $116,000 or Best Offer
« Last post by Tinman57 on May 24, 2013, 06:34 PM »

  Gee, I wouldn't have given them 40 cents for them when they were new.....   :P
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I don't trust the story at all.

I dont see any reason *not* to trust it (but I didnt follow any of the links...)
I would have thought it not that suprising by EU standards :-\ although usually they're more bogged down with practical things like whether to ban open containers of olive oil on your restaurant/cafe tables.

In the U.S. they leave things like banning large sodas in the hands of the local government.  It saves them from the embarrassment when everyone throws up the BS flag.... ::)
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Living Room / Re: Google Buys A Quantum Computer
« Last post by Tinman57 on May 24, 2013, 06:26 PM »

  Gee, now GoOgle can spy on all of us in real time.....   :o
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Living Room / Re: English as it is spoke.
« Last post by Tinman57 on May 24, 2013, 06:21 PM »

  Shouldn't this go in the "Silly Humor" forum?

  On another note, English is supposed to be the hardest language in the world to learn.  By listening to some of the younger generation talk I can tell they either had a hard time in English class, or, most likely, is a result of today's educational system in the U.S., which I can attest to first hand.  My step-daughter was having problems with her English homework/test and asked me to help.  First thing I told her is that I attended school years ago and most likely wouldn't be able to help much, thinking things had advanced by now.  Then I looked at the questions she had to answer and discovered they were at the 8th grade reading level, she was a senior at the time.  I went over the whole home-test with her (making her think about the answer, like teaching).  She scored 100 on the test, but I know if I hadn't of helped her she would have barely passed, if she had passed at all....
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Living Room / Re: Microsoft keyboard sticking keys
« Last post by Tinman57 on May 24, 2013, 05:59 PM »
I was going to wash my old PB keyboard last weekend, until I took it apart.

The base is held on by 7 screws and when I removed that I was faced with a metal plate about 1/8" thick that covers everything to within 1/2" of the outer edge (which explains why it is so heavy), that is held in by 23 screws, at which point I put it back together.

I'm trying to think of a way to hold it upside down or at a sharp enough angle so that if I wash the keys using a wet brush any water will not get right inside.
(I should never have sacked the housekeeper.)  :D 

Don't let those 23 screws scare you, they unscrew just like the other 7 did.   :P  My old HP keyboard was a heavy one too, with the metal back-panel like you described.  The reason for so many screws is to make even pressure around the rubber key mat.  As long as you don't over-torque them when re-installing you should be OK.  Also, tighten the middle screws first and work your way outward to prevent buckling of the metal plate and/or key mat.  If you buckle it, some keys will refuse to work because they can't make contact with the circuit board.
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  I say let'em hack back, but don't let the government in with it's SOPA Crap....

U.S. urged to let companies 'hack-back' at IP cyber thieves
05.23.2013 1:20 PM

U.S. companies should be allowed to take aggressive countermeasures against hackers seeking to steal their intellectual property, contends the private Commission on the Theft of American Intellectual Property.

http://www.pcworld.c...p-cyber-thieves.html
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