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Living Room / Re: Why the NSA Doesn’t Want You to Have a BlackBerry
« Last post by Renegade on July 25, 2013, 10:23 AM »
I'd love it if they could get it together and stop operating from the "How Not To Handle Disruptive Competition" playbook. I certainly have a lot of respect for their engineers. I still probably wouldn't buy a BlackBerry but more serious competition (2 players is not enough) is better for everyone in the long run. The problem is they keep blaming everything but themselves for their market failures. All the engineering in the world can't fix that.

+1

What I'd LOVE to see is a decoupling (or detripling as the case may be) of the hardware manufacturer + software manufacturer + carrier marriage/bigamy.

But the anti-competitiveness goes much, much deeper than just that.
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Living Room / Re: Why the NSA Doesn’t Want You to Have a BlackBerry
« Last post by Renegade on July 25, 2013, 09:51 AM »
Hahaha! :D

I actually do a lot of work in the mobile handset sector for a large manufacturer, but I still have a soft spot in my heart for RIM. I guess I sort of root for the underdog sometimes.
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Warning - you may piss yourself laughing, or vomit crying...

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"I always forget my password. So I called it "wrong". In such way, when I log in but I don't remember my password, it's the website to remember it for me: «Your password is wrong»".

Hahahaha! :D
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Pixel munching spider:

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Living Room / Re: NSA Can't Search Emails Of Agency Employees
« Last post by Renegade on July 25, 2013, 01:28 AM »
Last year somebody filed a lawsuit after they responded to a FOIA request for nothing more than their FOIA policy and they responded saying their were no documents matching the request.

That's hilarious! :D
3083
Not sure if this has been posted before (and don't care to spend an hour to find out), but it's funny:

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Like I said... we need a common nomenclature for silly.  ;D

A disaster plan for a rabbit isn't silly?  :huh:
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Living Room / Why the NSA Doesn’t Want You to Have a BlackBerry
« Last post by Renegade on July 24, 2013, 09:49 PM »
Here's an interesting article that I'm sure a lot of people here will enjoy.

It really sounds fanboi-ish, but Blackberry fanbois haven't become annoying yet, unlike their Apple counterparts.

http://www.cantechle...ve-a-blackberry0723/

Granted, BlackBerry has done an awful job of marketing these things. What few ads there have been have been weak. They should have licensed the song “Back in Black” and done a bad-ass, kick-ass, in-your-face campaign showing off their new badass line. Oh well. That’s what happens when you let technologists run a company — they create amazing technology but don’t know jack about selling it.

"In a world where every detail of your life is scooped up and sliced and diced until each one of us is living our own little Truman Show, privacy is the enemy. Apple and Google harvest your data and share it with the BlackBerry not only doesn’t harvest your data, it can’t. The technology prohibits it."

That still doesn’t explain the raw hatred for the brand. From whence did this come? Then it dawned on me: Of all the incredible features on this thing, privacy is the one that certain powerful people probably wouldn’t like.

...

What I do know is that rocking a BlackBerry makes them work a bit harder at turning my life into the Truman Show.

Definitely a refreshing read compared to most of the drivel out there. But then again, I'm very partial to articles that manage to sound like they were written by a human, and not a PR department.
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what the hell is a janes guide?!  I was just about to eat dinner and unwind, too...

It's THE defense magazine. http://www.janes.com/ Every 14 year-old boy needs a subscription. :P
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Yes indeed. Those who are still curious about many of the things the people who work in the defense industry are not allowed to talk about (because they signed NDAs and/or required special clearances to know about and could be jailed if they did talk about it) will just have to go to their nearest large public library and ask where the Jane's Guides are kept.

That, or attend a defense industry weapons or air show and get copies of the free brochures these companies hand out detailing their products and technology.
 :-\ :P

What I'd really like to know about are the systems NOT in Janes.

Anyways, back on track about Mr. Snowden...

http://www.zerohedge...rve-nsa-surveillance

Nope. Not gonna stop snooping. Can't do it. We're not moving along because YOU are the droids we are looking for! :P

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Developer's Corner / Re: High-bit Math? (128 or 256)
« Last post by Renegade on July 24, 2013, 09:11 PM »
Did you look at this?

No. I've not seen that before. I'll look into it. Thanks!
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^Funny. I know a whole raft of defense contract engineers and they've all said pretty much the opposite about a lot of Russian tech. Especially their aircraft. Described them as all balls and no finesse with decades old electronics.

Also just had a friend (non US citizen working for a non-US company btw) come back from China and Russia. He's an EE with a PhD in physics. He was very impressed by what he saw of China's tech - and very unimpressed with what Russia showed him.

Guess it all depends on who saw what - and who you talk to. ;D

  Russian aircraft technology is waaaaaay behind the U.S.  Their aircraft, while looking sleek, are very heavy.  While their engines produce a lot of thrust, they are heavy and don't get good gas mileage.  Basically they still use nuts and bolts where U.S. aircraft use high stress rivets and special titanium bolts, which makes for a much lighter aircraft.  Not to mention titanium airframes and boron carbide for high stress panels, flight control surfaces and speed brakes.
  Of course there's a lot of "other" things that goes along with this, but I signed a non-disclosure agreement and really don't want to go to jail....   :o

Dunno. This was about 17 years ago, so that was then...

I remember they described an SU (IIRC) fighter that could hover while oriented vertically, fall backwards then fly upside down. (I don't recall the model number or if they'd mentioned it.) Kind of like this:

1)
------>

2)
stop, hover & flip

3)
<------

They'd seen it in defense videos and claimed that there wasn't anything in the west that approached the maneuverability of that particular jet.

But it really does depend on who you talk to. A lot of stuff is not very well known, and then you have things like that one general alluded to - god only knows what he was talking about. (I forget the reference - perhaps someone else knows.)

I've still got a defense catalog and DVD around here somewhere from a gig a while back. Some of the weaponry in there is pretty freaky. e.g. There's a type of rifle/rocket/grenade launcher in it designed to kill people that have taken cover behind something or that are in a foxhole. The projectile simply explodes overhead, killing everything underneath. I forget the details. (Oddly enough, the actual physical catalog and DVD I saw that in you can't get without clearance, but they at one point had a lot of it publicly available on an open web site. Go figger.)
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Living Room / Re: Build Your Own Linux Supercomputer With $99 Board
« Last post by Renegade on July 24, 2013, 08:15 PM »
Holy jumping Jehosophats! That's going to enable some seriously wild little gadgets.
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Oh oh oh!

I've got another disaster plan for the cute wittle bunny wabbit...

Make it disappear~! :P
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Well, I didn't even have to look beyond a single page to find some complete and total insanity in the news...

Get ready... this is pretty far beyond silly... ;)

http://news.national...abbit-disaster-plan/

http://endoftheameri...-plan-for-his-rabbit

Marty the Magician not only got busted by the US federal thugs for not having an officially licensed USDA-approved bunny rabbit, but...

...wait for it...

...it's going to explode with silliness...

HE NEEDS A DISASTER PLAN FOR HIS BUNNY WABBIT~! :D

BWAHAHAHAHAHA~!

A DISASTER PLAN!

FOR A RABBIT! :D

Seriously. You CANNOT make that up!

And...

...wait for it...

The disaster plan is 32 pages long!

Here's my own take on what a good disaster plan would be:

If there's a disaster, I cook up some ROAST RABBIT~! :D

Talking about just how deep the rabbit hole goes...? Apparently all the way to Wonderland! :P
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Living Room / Re: NSA Can't Search Emails Of Agency Employees
« Last post by Renegade on July 24, 2013, 07:44 PM »
That's the beauty of getting in the habit of automatically lying to everyone about everything you do. After a while it just comes naturally.

I kind of wonder if they've got things engineered and compartmentalized so well that the people doing the "lying" actually believe the lies because they're only privy to enough information to make them actually believe that. i.e. Do we have genuine liars or do we have a system of deceit?

They've become a bunch of double-plus ungood duckspeakers, to use Orwell's terminology. :-\

Yup.
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I'm not so sure that it is in the best interests of the US to actually "get" Snowden. What happens if he's got a dead-man-switch for the files he has? Ooops.

But, we'll see how this plays out... My bet is on Snowden successfully making it to wherever get gets asylum.

As for him worrying about being rendered/kidnapped... I can't see the US having the balls to do that on Russian soil. They're currently trying to start WWIII in Syria by proxy through arming different sides. Kidnapping Snowden would cause far too much tension and the bloodshed would invariably spill outside of the Middle East. My guess is that they both want their new war contained there.

Besides... Russia (likely) has better weapons systems than the US/NATO, and I don't think anyone wants to see that proved in their own backyards. And +1 for the comment above about the FSB not wanting to lose face.

(I used to go drinking with a few engineers that worked in defense, and they had nothing but praise for Russian weaponry. They described Russian tech as far beyond what is available in the west, and particularly fighter technology. Since then I've heard at least one Russian general that I can remember come out and gently remind the west about their superior systems.)

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@Renegade:
...fascion...

Heh. I like it, a neologism.    ;)

:) I thought you'd like that!

Oh don't be so stuffy @wraith. Neologisms can be silly, funny, clever, and even useful.

Oh... not me.  I just said some would say.  And it wasn't referring to that, but to the earlier post, i.e.

Priceless. I actually did LOL when I read this at arstechnica:

Which was undeniably funny... but I don't think really *silly*.  At least by any definition that I've heard.  But that's just me, which was why we might want to know what silly means.  :Thmbsup:

I think pretty much you can open any news site, scan down the page, and find something obscenely silly. Or, perhaps rather it's more that quite a few of the people here are old enough to remember a bygone age when what you read in the news today would have been considered silly material for Saturday Night Live or some other comedy show.

Here's a made up title for an actual news story that I saw yesterday:

* Police inform couple of son's murder and shoot their dog

Got a bit of work to get done, but I'll post a bit more insanity later. :D
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Developer's Corner / High-bit Math? (128 or 256)
« Last post by Renegade on July 24, 2013, 06:43 AM »
There are some calculations that I'd like to run, but I need some extremely big numbers and some extremely small numbers.

So I need something that will facilitate a very large bit-depth for the number types. e.g. 128 bit or 256 bit. I need integers and non-integers.

I only need to do:

  • +
  • - (redundant from above)
  • *
  • / (redundant from above)
  • ^

However, ^ needs to accommodate very small numbers or very precise numbers, e.g.

  • 1.00000000000000000000000000023423423
  • 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000002342342

An nth root function would be convenient, but isn't needed.

Does anyone know of anything that works and that can help me? Any language is fine by me. Something C-ish would be nice, but I don't care.
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^^ @Renegade: Uh, thanks. I hadn't seen your post of that.
Regarding the other silliness you mention, it is amusing yes, but I suspect that you are just pointing out the emerging progressivism in the US. Is there a "progressive" party in US politics? (I have no idea.) "Progressive" in politics seems to be a de facto and inarguably "good thing", though apparently to the stupid and unenlightened it may often seem to be a euphemism for "going backwards".

Yes. It's terribly difficult to understand how some cretins don't see the beauty and order in things like this:



Some people (not me you understand) might suggest that students of modern history could look at what you were pointing out and compare it to a potential parallel in the form of the original and self-described "progressive" party - the National Socialist German Workers' Party, but I couldn't possibly comment - though I have met a lot of people whose parents/grandparents had apparently all been staunch members of that party, so it must have been pretty popular at one time.

Well, you know that things almost always come back into fascion at some point. ;)
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Living Room / Re: DonationCoder Recipe Sharing Thread
« Last post by Renegade on July 24, 2013, 05:29 AM »
I just made this for dinner tonight, and wow... it was really good! :D

SWEET AND SOUR MEATBALLS WITH VEGGIES

Gadgets

Steamer
Pot
Or a Thermomix

Ingredients

500 g pork tenderloin (pork fillet) (slightly frozen) - use pork mince otherwise
1 tbsp sesame oil (less depending on your taste, e.g. 1 tsp)
4 tsbp corn starch (cornflour)
4 tbsp soy sauce
1 egg yolk
1 brown onion
1 green bell pepper (capsicum)
1 red bell pepper
2 carrots - thick juliennes or sliced
1 small tin bamboo shoots (I omitted this)
1 large tin (880 g) pineapple - or 1 fresh pineapple
2 tbsp white wine vinegar
50 g tomato paste
100 g sherry
40 g dark sugar -- or 40 g raw sugar with 2 tbsp molasses
Rice

Method

  • Mince pork to desired texture (I used well minced - works very well)
  • Add sesame oil, 3 tbsp corn starch, 1 tbsp soy sauce, egg yolk and mix well.
  • Roll into balls and place in 1 layer of your steamer.
  • ---------
  • Chop vegetables into bite sized chunks.
  • Place vegetables into another layer of your steamer.
  • Save the pineapple juice.
  • ---------
  • Any vegetables that don't fit in the steamer, puree them.
  • If you use fresh pineapple, puree the core.
  • ---------
  • Place remaining ingredients (corn starch, soy sauce, pine apple juice, tomato paste, sherry, sugar, molasses, vinegar) into your puree. (Optionally hold back the corn starch and sherry until almost done.) Add some water if you used a fresh pineapple to make up for the pineapple juice. Boil and stir for however long you feel like. It should reduce down somewhat as you want it to be a bit thick and not too watery. It will depend on if you used pineapple juice or how much water you added.
  • ---------
  • Steam your veggies and pork balls while the sauce is cooking.
  • ---------
  • Serve in a serving bowl and pour sauce over top. Serve rice on the side in a rice bowl or small bowl. Optionally have soy sauce available for dipping.


The way I cooked it was slightly different as I used our Thermomix - see this thread for a quick description. I've adapted the instructions somewhat there.

I was really surprised at just how well it turned out. My wife said it beat what you get in a restaurant. :D Then again, she might just be trying to keep me cooking all the time~! :D
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^^ I'd posted that here:

https://www.donation...ex.php?topic=35542.0

But, really, when you actually think about some of these news stories, most of them would be very much at home in this humour thread.

For example, a couple headlines that I'll make up for real events:

* Feeding people now illegal
* Having roof over your head now law - Law breakers given free roof over head in prison

While I made up the headlines, those are very real events. It's just one WTF moment after another.
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Living Room / Re: NSA Can't Search Emails Of Agency Employees
« Last post by Renegade on July 23, 2013, 10:32 PM »
Wouldn't Edward Snowden have something to say on that!?

He was scheduled to make a statement on it, but never showed up. His publicist said he was busy taking a shower & changing after pissing himself while he laughed his way into incontinence. :P
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