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Living Room / Re: IT Pornography: Is Getting It All Obscene?
« Last post by Edvard on November 26, 2007, 10:45 AM »Umm... Is it me, or is the Mainframe running hot today?...
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1. You're still defending the Apple-IIgs on internet forumns.
Just look at what it takes to get anything working on a Linux box!And it's linux-powered...
Subject:New Gignaplextor card troubles - Need suggestions.Now, isn't that better? A few minutes spent putting some details on your post and I bet you'll get more help than you can shake a Gig-stick at...
Message:Hi all, I bought a new Gignaplextor Supervidium 2.0 GTIIIx ver. 2.5a from Good Deals yesterday.
I installed the card and drivers (with the included driver disk) I rebooted to a black screen and hung system.
I re-installed my old video card (so I could have a working system to do troubleshooting) and hit Google. A post on another forum suggested downloading the new drivers from the manufacturers website, I did so and the same result. There are no posts relating to this card behaving badly with my old motherboard (a PXD Technor 7J with integrated flux capacitance) but I've had problems with video memory not being recognized before. A driver update and a BIOS setting fixed it, but I wonder if anyone else has had problems with this card.
BTW- I am running DoorsOS YQ Service pack e9th54 on a 3.11432GHz box with 4G RAM
Subject: Need hacking help, really it's for a good cause...
Message: Hey guys, I think my uncle is surfing kiddie porn and I want to stop him. The only way is to find evidence on his box, and he never lets his laptop out of his sight, so I'm going to have to hack in. The only lead I have is an ip I ripped from when he IM'd me a week ago. I have nmap and a few other tools, can anybody give me advice on how to crack this jerk? PM me or let's get together on IRC.
It reflects light like ordinary paper and uses no backlightingLCD's require a backlight. Even LCD watch displays depend on a reflective background to make the numbers visible.
Bill's Windows Swill
That Bill-I-Will! That Bill-I-Will! I do not like that Bill-I-Will!
"Do you like my Windows Swill?"
I do not like it Bill-I-Will. I do not like your Windows Swill.
"Would you like it here or there?"
I would not like it here or there. I would not like it anywhere. I do not like your Windows Swill. I do not like it Bill-I-Will.
"In the computer in your house? Would you select it with your mouse?"
I do not want it in my house, will not select it with my mouse. I do not like it here or there. I do not like it anywhere. I do not like your Windows Swill. I do not like it Bill-I-Will.
"Would you use it with a CISC? Would you use it in your RISC?"
Not with a CISC. Not with my RISC. Not in my house. Not with my mouse. I would not use it here or there. I would not use it anywhere. I would not use your Windows Swill. I do not like it Bill-I-Will.
"With a cable modem through a LAN? Use it ! Use it! Use more RAM! You may likeit . You will see. Try it in a new P III!"
Not with your modem or a LAN, DSL or more RAM! Not with a CISC, not with my RISC, not in my house, not with my mouse! No AMD or new P III, Bill-I-Will, YOU LET ME BE!!
"You do not like it, so you say. Try it! Try it! And you may! Try it and you may, I say!"
BILL!! If you will let me be, I will try it. You will see.
(Clickity-clickity-clic*...BOING! FREEZE! CRASH!!)
Say! HEY! I LOATHE that Windows Swill! I do! I loathe it Bill! I knew! I KNEW!
PLease remove it from my house, disconnect it from my mouse.
Keep it and your cheesy CISC, keep it and you leave my RISC.
Please pack up your new P III, return to your MONOPOLY.
Leave me with my stable Mac, close the door and don't come back.
Keep your modem and your LAN,
Your DSL, and more RAM.
Take your software and you SCRAM!!
I will not use code full of SPAM.
I'd sooner eat Green Eggs and Ham!
Note: no Linux was harmed in the creation of this parody.
Subject: I NEED HELP NOW!1!Now, this theoretical-but-not-uncommon person is obviously in distress, needs help and needs it very soon, but this kind of post is NOT going to get helpful folks on your side, I don't care what their view of your relative humanity.
Message: Dude, WTF i instlled a brand new Gignaplextor Supervidium 2.0 GTIIIx ver. 2.5a and now i get a black scrn!!11! please reply instrctions. I need thes to wrk now!1!!
41 Money Facts That Will Blow You Away
Do you think you know a lot about money? Maybe you do. Maybe you don't. But let's see if any of the following facts are in any way surprising to you:
I'm in ur internets, makin you rawr
Wth?! Why would anyone invest the time and effort to build such a useless game?
Well, I had just got back from a party where the concept of a Pac-Man + Zork hybrid came up as a joke. So, being 2am with a little alcohol in my system, I thought it'd be funny to code it up (as far as I could before collapsing). So, a couple hours later it was looking complete-ish (minus the ghosts' AIs and graphic assets). The next morning [read: aftenoon] when I woke up, since I have an inability to realize sunk costs, I decided to throw some crappy AI in for the ghosts, put a few graphics on it (courtesy of FastIcon.com) and voila! A domain name purchase or two later, and here we go.
Holy carp! Nice detective work, Edvard.