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2051
Living Room / Re: P3005 HP LaserJet printer questions
« Last post by Stoic Joker on August 12, 2013, 11:53 AM »
^Once again proving^ that sympathy is in the dictionary, right between shit and syphilis.

(Old expression my dad used - That made mom furious - which is why I memorized it at the age of 6).
2052
Living Room / Re: Licensing Developers?
« Last post by Stoic Joker on August 12, 2013, 11:47 AM »
Just how many children need to die before software gets properly regulated and licensed?

Careful there Ren ... Sure we know you're just kidding, but if the wrong blogger finds that on a things to mist-up and whine about Google search...a palpitating heartstring opening like that we could leave us faced with 6,000,000 signatures on a petition by Thursday.
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Living Room / Re: P3005 HP LaserJet printer questions
« Last post by Stoic Joker on August 12, 2013, 07:17 AM »
 :huh: Christ on a stick ... Seriously?  :wallbash: ...I wasn't comparing it to the dangers of smoking while washing engine parts in gasoline on a hot summer day ... I was just making a joke about water not being flammable.

Damn, this is a tough crowd sometimes...

 :D
2054
Living Room / Re: Summon the NSA
« Last post by Stoic Joker on August 11, 2013, 08:16 AM »
Hell, what do I care about lists... pretty sure I'm on most of 'em by now anyway!

Any chance that you've made it onto the list of people that aren't on any lists? ;D

You do realize that's probably not a joke right?

The NSA has 3 lists:
1. Problem people.
2. Solution people.
3. people that need to get pigeonholed into one of the other 2 categories.
2055
Living Room / Re: P3005 HP LaserJet printer questions
« Last post by Stoic Joker on August 11, 2013, 08:03 AM »
put the cart in a shallow dish of water, just enough to soak the print heads.

A folded up wet paper towel works well for that also and is much harder to spill. ;)

  I tried it with a paper towel, but you can't get the water/alcohol to cover the heads.  I use paper towels to just clean the heads when they're visibly dirty.

It doesn't need to, as long as the jets are sitting on the wet towel the dried ink will soften and wick out into the towel.

Now if you want a really huge mess, try doing the ink station pad replacement after someone has tipped the printer and dumped ink all over inside the unit. After contending with that a few time it becomes rather clear that plain water is actually the better cleaning agent. It cuts the dried ink better, is easier to find, cheaper, and considerable safer since it isn't flammable.

The guys in server never use alcohol for cleanup anymore ... Did I mention that I work for an HP Authorized Service Provider (ASP). ;)
2056
Living Room / Re: Internet Speed Test
« Last post by Stoic Joker on August 09, 2013, 05:06 PM »
I recently learned about this site: http://testmy.net/

I'm not to sure about their results. The test gave me 19.9 Mbps down and 3.8 Mbps up...which sounds ok...except for one minor detail. I'm on a 40 Mbps symmetrical fiber connection.

SpeedTest.net gives me 30.04Mbps down and 33.08Mbps up which is a bit more believable, as it's 6pm on a Friday and the (nonbusiness/best effort) bandwidth isn't guaranteed.
2057
The Govt has succumbed to systemic abuses of power.

That's just a sugar coating ... The government put in place by the founding fathers has been indeed been overthrown by the corporate overlords in their bloodquest of petty interests.
2058
Living Room / Re: Bitcoins Can Be Regulated
« Last post by Stoic Joker on August 08, 2013, 11:24 PM »
So it all comes down to the price of the suit the guy that bends you over is wearing.
2059
Living Room / Re: P3005 HP LaserJet printer questions
« Last post by Stoic Joker on August 08, 2013, 10:57 PM »
put the cart in a shallow dish of water, just enough to soak the print heads.

A folded up wet paper towel works well for that also and is much harder to spill. ;)
2060
Living Room / Re: US Government War On Hackers Backfires
« Last post by Stoic Joker on August 08, 2013, 06:22 PM »
Bottom line is ... They can force you to show up, they can force you to sit in front of a computer ... But they can't force you to know anything. When applied correctly...ignorance truly is bliss.

The most dangerous game I like to play, is called micromanagement. You push to hard, I start doing exactly what I'm told. There is no warning when the transition happens. Scary part is...regardless of what I know about just how detrimentally dangerous your instructions are...I'll do exactly what I'm told...calmly, dutifully...you'll never see me laughing. I've never lost this game ... Ever.

I've sorta done that a little, but with far less of a smirk and more of a "keep your head down and just pay the rent". I am no people-genius, I can't play a complicated meta-game with my jobs!


It has almost nothing to do with people, other than placating narcissists long enough to walk them off a cliff. My hole card has always a tenacious understanding of relevant technologies combined with the fact that my long haired hippy looking ass is extremely easy to underestimate. Add to that the patience necessary to sit back and wait for them (by direct order - note I'm a huge fan of the chaos theory) to tell me to do something really stupid...

In a nutshell...when you're worn down and pinned to the ropes, (survive) fight dirty.
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Living Room / Re: US Government War On Hackers Backfires
« Last post by Stoic Joker on August 08, 2013, 05:39 PM »
Bottom line is ... They can force you to show up, they can force you to sit in front of a computer ... But they can't force you to know anything. When applied correctly...ignorance truly is bliss.

The most dangerous game I like to play, is called micromanagement. You push to hard, I start doing exactly what I'm told. There is no warning when the transition happens. Scary part is...regardless of what I know about just how detrimentally dangerous your instructions are...I'll do exactly what I'm told...calmly, dutifully...you'll never see me laughing. I've never lost this game ... Ever.
2062
Living Room / Re: US Government War On Hackers Backfires
« Last post by Stoic Joker on August 08, 2013, 07:46 AM »
Ecstatic Smiley.gif

Power to the People!
2063
Living Room / Re: Please help superboyac build a server (2013 edition).
« Last post by Stoic Joker on August 08, 2013, 06:46 AM »
THE BOFH STILL RULEs!

Hail to the Bastard!

So a user asks if they can have full access to the new $30,000 business management system that I'm in the middle of deploying. This new system will (er... should) combine our current menagerie of discontiguous systems into one easily accessible "roof" if you will.

But said user wants to be hotshot and go exploring... No.

My response?

bofhlogo.png
2064
Living Room / Re: Please help superboyac build a server (2013 edition).
« Last post by Stoic Joker on August 07, 2013, 05:55 PM »
^ Welcome to the world of system administration!

It's not just a job...it's a...well...it's...ah screw it! It's a job. ;D
It's not just a job, it's a psychosis.
+1 - Point goes to Vurbal.
2065
Living Room / Re: Internet Speed Test
« Last post by Stoic Joker on August 07, 2013, 05:47 PM »
All the bandwidth in the world isn't going to do you any good if the website your trying to connect to is bogged down from internet traffic.  I also have some tools to look for bottlenecks if I should want to check a slow connection, but I find it's faster just to take a look at another website and see if there's a bandwidth problem from my end.

Nailed it!  :Thmbsup:
2066
Living Room / Re: New bill upgrades unauthorized streaming to a felony
« Last post by Stoic Joker on August 07, 2013, 05:44 PM »
(felonious public performance...) Okay, but if they use the law to start arresting mimes...could it really be that bad?
2067
Living Room / Re: Anti-Tracking Smartphone Pouch
« Last post by Stoic Joker on August 07, 2013, 05:20 PM »
Besides, any phone that regularly drops off the grid and can't be reached by a backchannel ping - and then pops back for no apparent reason - becomes a dead giveaway that the owner is employing some shielding mechanism.

Bingo! (As usual...) Then they look at where the phone appeared and based on where it disappeared, and the time it was off ... calculate the most likely point what was hidden. Doesn't take too many tries to narrow it down either I'd wager.
2068
Living Room / Re: P3005 HP LaserJet printer questions
« Last post by Stoic Joker on August 07, 2013, 05:15 PM »
^Brother had a trade-in deal not too long ago for one of their better all-in-ones. They gave you something like $50 on any printer traded in. Had a client bring in an old dot matrix NEC. They took it.

Brothers are cheap to buy and expensive to operate. Prints per cartridge is not a bargain, and they're basically disposable repair wise due to their service unfriendly design.


HP has an ongoing trade-in program. What's eligible changes periodically so you'll have to check what you have against their list. Link to page here.

True, and they'll take just about anything...especially if it's another brand. We've "recycled" quite a few that way. :D
2069
Living Room / Re: New bill upgrades unauthorized streaming to a felony
« Last post by Stoic Joker on August 07, 2013, 12:03 PM »
I've got a few ideas on some acts they can publically perform with that bill.
2070
Living Room / Re: P3005 HP LaserJet printer questions
« Last post by Stoic Joker on August 07, 2013, 11:57 AM »
This is somewhat from memory since I left the IT world in 2006, but IIRC P just means monochromatic (black) compared to CP which would indicated a color printer.

Correct! Also the D is for Duplex, and the N is for Network as the base model only has USB or parallel depending on the age of the P3005.


The number should tell you the intended market which mostly indicates the expected number of pages per use, per month, and over the printer's lifetime.

That doesn't actually track with the HP's, some yes, some no, if the numbers actually do match it's an accident. I see the sales types tripping over this one a lot.

The laserJet 4000/4050/4100 was replaced with the LaserJet 4200/4250/4300/4350, which was then replaced by the P4014/P4015 ... Which has now been replaced by the M600 Professional series. So I guess we're all going to start over on/with the numbers now. *Shrug* They're great printers, but a bit much for Techidaves print volume as if the cartridge gets too old (recommended shelf life is 1 year) the seals will go and dump all the toner into the printer in one shot. And it's not the kind of mess you can scrape off the Teflon roller in the fuser...so plan on kissing that goodbye too. Such was the fate of the LaserJet 2100 I used to have in my office at home...The guys are using it for parts now.

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@Techidave - The P3005's are a mid level business class printer that will really take a beating. So if you print volume is that low the printer is a good fit.

There is a (fuser drive gear) kit available for the (somewhat common) growling issue. If a can track down the service manager I'll get the PN for the kit and post it later. They're not that hard to replace if you're competent with hand tools, and there is a service bulitin with instructions on the repair that should be easy to find with google (I can't post that one here).

Jamming in 2 - I can check with the techs and see what the most common causes. But if you have any that appear to be bricked (won't come to a ready or throw an error) there was a recall on the formatters for a range os serialnumbers ... So that would be a free repair at/by any HP Authorizes Service Provider.
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Living Room / Re: PLease help superboyac build a server (2013 edition).
« Last post by Stoic Joker on August 06, 2013, 03:02 PM »
There's a variant of disk pooling available with Server 2012.

Yes indeed. But that puppy is an entirely different breed of tech from what they had in WHS.

I've never done anything with pooling in a Windows server production environment. But I did get some (brief) hands-on with it in a lab setting. Looked impressive. But that's one of those things you need to have up long-term before  you can say for real how well it works in contrast to something like tossing VMs back and forth. With that, you have immediate feedback if something isn't what they say it is.

Indeed, time will tell as they say. But with SB's desire for flexible access to...stuff. It sounds right down his alley ... Assuming he doesn't decide to go the Linux route. I just thought it best to clarify before preclusively eliminating an option.


I've never encountered any real systemic faults with MS Server. Truth is, with Windows Server, most problems I've run into were caused by either a bad initial setup, or by somebody messing with things they were warned were best left alone.

But, I love stupid people ... They pay for my house! ;)
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Living Room / Re: PLease help superboyac build a server (2013 edition).
« Last post by Stoic Joker on August 06, 2013, 12:04 PM »
Is that for the WHS version, the new version, or both? I've never had occasion to play with it ... But I've got all my VMs on an 8 disk hardware RAID5 array.



It was for the WHS version.

Ah! Okay. I remember that debacle. But supposedly they got that all fixed...supposedly... They were pitching it as the best thing since sliced bread at the last MS show I went to. Guess we'll have to wait for 40 to chime in on the clarification then. Thanks.

The first iterations worked ok as long as you didn't push it too much. Then something went terribly wrong a few updates later. Microsoft 'fixed' it by the simple expedient of removing the drive pooling feature from WHS.

But it's kinda moot now. Unless I missed something WHS has been officially discontinued. Microsoft is suggesting its very stripped down "Windows Server Essentials" server as the replacement.

There's a variant of disk pooling available with Server 2012. I never did have a chance to play with it, and can't now (production system). But the MS guy at the last show was demoing add/remove/etc. disks to/from a MS Hyper-V server storage pool of some kind.

This was the same show I found out about the toss running VM from server to server without shutdown capabilities of the new Hyper-V servers. I tried it a few times (just had to), and it really is just as slick, easy, and smooth as they said it was at the show.
2073
Living Room / Re: HTTPS Hackable In 30 Seconds: DHS Alert
« Last post by Stoic Joker on August 06, 2013, 11:44 AM »
I'm more worried about the criminals at the Pentagon and similar, and not so much about the low-level criminals elsewhere. The local network access doesn't make much difference. :(

I was just chuckling about that one myself. If the DHS is telling us about a "Security Flaw", then it's obviously one they've already vetted thoroughly and feel is too unreliable for them to use ...(for business purposes)... So just let the kids play with it.
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Living Room / Re: PLease help superboyac build a server (2013 edition).
« Last post by Stoic Joker on August 06, 2013, 06:43 AM »
Is that for the WHS version, the new version, or both? I've never had occasion to play with it ... But I've got all my VMs on an 8 disk hardware RAID5 array.

It was for the WHS version.

Ah! Okay. I remember that debacle. But supposedly they got that all fixed...supposedly... They were pitching it as the best thing since sliced bread at the last MS show I went to. Guess we'll have to wait for 40 to chime in on the clarification then. Thanks.



@Stoic Joker: Any idea of the kilowatt per hour usage of that unit?

I checked the paperwork on the a/c unit when I got to the office this morning, but still no mention of its KWh rating.

(not necessarily useful information) It does come with a handy remote control.
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Living Room / Re: PLease help superboyac build a server (2013 edition).
« Last post by Stoic Joker on August 05, 2013, 10:31 PM »
oh yeah...never used the pool feature in Windows server.

I did... and I lived to regret it.  I wouldn't trust it after that incident if they paid me to.

Is that for the WHS version, the new version, or both? I've never had occasion to play with it ... But I've got all my VMs on an 8 disk hardware RAID5 array.


@SB disks are physical, volumes (think partition) are virtual. Only catch is that RAID arrays also get called volumes by the controller software even though you can create multiple (partition) volumes within them.

how storage gets added to an array depends on the RAID controller used. Mainstream commercial is better as they have more features and will be easier to find replacements 5 or so years from now if one blows.

I liked 40's 2 server idea so you can Linux the storage and use Win12 for the Hyper-V virtualization stuff. That config strikes me as the most fun to play with.
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