Perhaps not
entirely off topic (for a change)
To the many of you who have sent me personal messages enquiring with such concern as to why I am so dopey a (and here I'll paraphrase — there are simply too few asterisks available on my keyboard) fellow. This could be the answer:
Research by the British National Formulary (BNF), which advises doctors, nurses and pharmacists, found labelling that has been around for decades is now too difficult for members of the public to understand.
It found phrases such as "may cause drowsiness" are no longer "readily understood" and should now be simplified to say "this medicine may make you sleepy".
and, just to add further clarity
Likewise, the phrases "avoid alcoholic drink" and "take at regular intervals" caused indecision among modern takers.
The report recommends the labels should now read "do not drink alcohol while taking this medicine" and "space the doses evenly throughout the day".
For those of you who feel that this does not explain my mental state fully, I offer the following:
Drinking a glass of wine a day or a pint of beer can cut the chance of developing dementia by almost a third, according to researchers.
So, in future, I'll go for a few bottles of each beverage. That should fix it!