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Living Room / Re: Yea, I won't be getting an iPad anytime soon
« Last post by mouser on February 01, 2010, 11:42 PM »More satire from The Onion:
http://www.theonion....finally_unveils_ipad
http://www.theonion....finally_unveils_ipad
Apple CEO Steve Jobs unveiled Apple's new tablet computer, the iPad, during a presentation in San Francisco last week. Here are some of its features:
- * Awkward name enables Twitter users to make the same joke over and over and over again
- * Super slick design makes it impossible to hold, pick up, or stop from sliding down the street
- * Softly whimpers if left alone for too long
- * Maureen Dowd New York Times column generator
- * Photo album of the Jobs family summer vacation in Aruba
- * Free pair of black-rimmed glasses, turtleneck, and position at New York City architecture firm
- * Can withstand breezes up to 3 mph
- * To ensure that its users receive the constant public attention they crave, the iPad will emit the phrase "Hey, does that guy have an iPad?" every eight minutes

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