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Try Color Cop (the stand alone version)
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Living Room / Re: New bill upgrades unauthorized streaming to a felony
« Last post by app103 on August 07, 2013, 01:13 PM »
Now, what else will qualify as a felonious public performance of a "copyrighted" work, under this?

How about a video of your child's birthday party, with everyone singing Happy Birthday, uploaded to youtube?

Or how about just singing it at a restaurant, if the restaurant owner hasn't secured a license for public performance? If you sing it, the restaurant owner will become guilty of a felony.

Maybe we should all meet in Washington with signs and T-shirts that read "Arrest me, I'm committing a felony" and all sing Happy Birthday in unison, over & over.

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A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.

Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.

The young man lowers his window . "Uh, yes, officer?" The cop says: "What are you doing?"

The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine." Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?"

The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."

Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night in a Lover's lane....and nothing obscene is happening!

The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?" The young man says, "I'm 22, sir." The cop asks, "And her ... what's her age?"

The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."
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The answer you have been dying to know.

Why doesn't MTV play music videos any more?

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Living Room / Re: Slower Planes And Charging For Bathrooms
« Last post by app103 on August 03, 2013, 01:13 PM »
It used to be that diesel would develop 'flocks' (the Dutch term is 'vlokken') that could get stuck inside an engine, fuel-lines etc. Older diesel engines were not too happy about that.

Diesel can be treated and it hardly happens anymore in the Dutch climate. However, After seeing the outside temperature of minus 80 degrees Celsius when I sat inside a commercial airliner at 30.000 feet, going 800 kilometers an hour...I think that the 'flock' problem with diesel returns and will be very hard to fix at these temperatures.

Now I didn't know that jet fuel and diesel were alike. Never too late to learn something new  :)

Kind of like when using recycled cooking oil as fuel in a diesel engine, it has to be warmed up if it is too cold. And that warmer is part of the "conversion kit".
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Update from reason.com -
it appears the details were very different:

Yes, the Catalano's Long Island home was searched, but by the Suffolk and Nassau County Police Departments, not the Feds. Yes, the police asked Catalano's husband what he knew about making a pressure cooker bomb, not because the NSA had seen his Google history, but because his ex-employer had.
http://reason.com/bl...-on-couple-who-searc

Ok, so an ex-employer has access to search history, because the husband was an ex-employee, who then made a search using his ex-employer's computer, followed by his wife doing a search using this same ex-employer's computer? Something doesn't seem quite right there.
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Living Room / Re: How Much Do You Trust Wikipedia?
« Last post by app103 on August 03, 2013, 12:50 PM »
Seven years ago at dinner, I mentioned something I had read on wikipedia and my 12-year-old piped up and said, "I edit postings there all the time!" And after dinner he proved to me that he did. He is 19 now and I just asked him if he remembered that incident and he just snickered and walked away. Just sayin'.

If he was anything like I was at the age of 12, the quality would have been top notch and quite reliable.
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Support mandatory euthanasia for seniors to help keep health care costs down. :P



That guy cracks me up. The nutty petitions are just off the hook. :D

So, how long do you think it will be before we all get our Lifeclock crystals, move into a shopping mall?
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Living Room / Re: did you ever throw your back out?
« Last post by app103 on July 27, 2013, 10:21 PM »
I wish I could "throw my back out" in a trash bag, on the curb, and replace it with one that gives me much less troubles. And while I am at it, replace a few other problem parts.
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Living Room / Re: Movie Banned By Censors Becomes a Piracy Hit With Kiwis
« Last post by app103 on July 27, 2013, 10:15 PM »
This is a remake of the 1980 movie, that I wanted to see but couldn't. In my local theater (in the US), it was nobody under 17 admitted. (not even with a parent)

If I had showed up on time, when everyone was still in line, they wouldn't have had time to check for ID, but because I had shown up a few minutes into it, they wouldn't let me in. (I was only 15 at the time) Woman at the ticket counter told me to come back for the next showing and I would probably get in, but that would have put me past curfew by the time the movie was over.  :(
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You didn't really think air was free, did you? And if you can't afford it, you can buy it on credit.  :huh:

air.jpg
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Living Room / Re: Recommend some music videos to me!
« Last post by app103 on July 27, 2013, 06:33 PM »
About an hour and a half of post-rock music, for your listening pleasure, a tribute mix from The Intuition:



0:00 Caspian - Moksha
6:25 Rhian Sheehan - Borrowing The Past (Hammock Remix)
11:31 M83 -- Moonchild
16:00 Sigur Rós - Varúð (The Inituition Remix)
22:33 Mogwai - Local Authority
26:13 Explosions In The Sky - What Do You Go Home To?
30:30 This Will Destroy You -- Threads
36:00 Hammock - City in the Dust in My Window
42:05 Mono -- The Kidnapper Bell
49:25 Hammock -- Tornado Warning
52:35 Sigur Rós -- Glosoli
58:39 Ben Frost -- Theory Of Machines
1:04:44 God Is An Astronaut - Elysian Fields
1:07:16 Rhian Sheehan - Places Between
1:09:51 This Will Destroy You -- Burial On The Presidio Banks
1:17:19 Hammock - You Lost the Starlight in Your Eyes
1:25:45 The Inituition -- Open Your Frozen Heart And Start Living Again
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 CNN Anchor Says "Humans Hunted Dildo into Extinction"


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Living Room / Re: Computers Outlawed in Florida
« Last post by app103 on July 22, 2013, 11:46 AM »
^^ In my town, you must meet 1 of 3 requirements to get a library card:

A. Live in our town.
B. Work in our town.
C. Go to school in our town.

  • Proof of A can be as simple as a utility bill, bank statement, or voter registration card.
  • Proof of B can be as simple as a letter from your employer.
  • Proof of C can be a report card, or in the case of one of the schools housing a branch of the library, a teacher bringing the class in, and you happen to be in it.

In each case they are only looking for 2 things: that the name on whatever document supplied matches the library card application, and that the town matches our own. They don't even make copies of whatever you supply as proof, and no photo ID is required to prove that the name is yours.

A library card is NOT required to use the computers, you are not required to meet any of the 3 conditions for a card, and no logs are kept any longer than physically necessary (meaning there may be a history kept till the machine is rebooted and deepfreeze will take care of that). Anyone can come in off the street and use the computers, no questions asked. BUT, if a local student comes in and says they need to use a computer for school work, you will be kicked off in favor of allowing them access, if necessary.

Our library was one of the first in the state to go digital, networked with all branches, and toss their card catalog (back in the 80's); and one of the ones that stood up to the DHS in defiance of turning over records, even going as far as deleting the entire borrowing history and altering their logging system so that going forward the only records now kept are who has a card and who has what books currently out on loan. Once a book is checked back into the system as returned, the record of who last borrowed it is gone, as long as there are no overdue fines owed. This was deliberate so that if asked by the government, it would not be possible to comply with a request for privacy invading information, that they thought could have a chilling effect on what they felt was a fundamental part of free speech rights, namely the right of authors to be read by those that choose to do so. (nice to have a public library run by a private non-profit organization made up of ethical idealist volunteers, rather than owned by the local government)

As far as computer use rules, there is pretty much only one: Don't let a librarian catch you looking at porn (if you somehow find a way to bypass their filters), or you will be kicked out of the library.
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Living Room / Re: Computers Outlawed in Florida
« Last post by app103 on July 22, 2013, 07:25 AM »
I think a lot of the motivation behind laws like this is to ultimately eliminate the ability to anonymously access the web. Small surprise really since you need an account or a license to use almost any other communication technology. Even public speech is starting to require a permit in many places.

So in Florida's case, I think one unspoken goal is to get the Internet equivalent of a public pay phone off the streets. Because it's just one more way to get a handle on the illegal migrant worker community.

Was it also their goal to remove computers from all libraries, a place where one can still go to access a computer anonymously, or access a computer if one can't afford to own one or pay for an internet connection? It would be really weird if their intention was to become the only state where economically disadvantaged students can't go to a library to complete homework assignments or do research online. Pretty much anything that one could do at an internet cafe can be done at a library, and with free access, rather than paying the fees charged at the cafes.
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My thoughts...

I don't really like the SEO keyword stuffing in the right column of any of these 3 pages. It looks like you are trying to sell your product to search engines, rather than people.

There has to be a way to incorporate the actual phrases in a body of text that makes more sense, has a natural flow to it, doesn't sound overly redundant, and appeals to site visitors, and actually tells them something about the product. Take advantage of what people are looking for, to actually explain your product better, using those keywords and phrases.

That said, I actually like your 2nd candidate better, simply for the left column trying to explain what your product is and does. Expand on that, don't be so vague, and you may see more downloads.

What you have at the top on your features page, with the links that jump to that section of the page, you could do the same on the landing page (a bullet list of the features and brief description), and even use the same links linking to corresponding section on the features page, to read more.

Try replacing the keyword stuffing section with an attractive screenshot of your application. Take advantage of the path to the image, file name, title, and alt text for SEO keywords...and link it to somewhere on your site where visitors can see more screenshots. You can add more keywords to the title on the link, as well as the path to the page it leads to.

Just keep asking yourself, "If I knew nothing about this product before I visited this site, would I download it, based solely on the information on this site and how it is presented?"

Currently, looking at all 3 examples, and knowing nothing about your product, myself, my answer is no. I would not download this. The reason is, you are not telling me enough about it, and it's too obvious that you are telling search engines what you want them to know about it. And unless search engines are going to buy your product, this is what you need to change.
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I’ve had an unusual number of interesting conversations spin out of my previous article documenting that mobile web apps are slow.  This has sparked some discussion, both online and IRL.  But sadly, the discussion has not been as… fact-based as I would like.

So what I’m going to do in this post is try to bring some actual evidence to bear on the problem, instead of just doing the shouting match thing.  You’ll see benchmarks, you’ll hear from experts, you’ll even read honest-to-God journal papers on point.  There are–and this is not a joke–over 100 citations in this blog post. I’m not going to guarantee that this article will convince you, nor even that absolutely everything in here is totally correct–it’s impossible to do in an article this size–but I can guarantee this is the most complete and comprehensive treatment of the idea that many iOS developers have–that mobile web apps are slow and will continue to be slow for the forseeable future.


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Get ready to piss yourself laughing...

Why we believe Americans are stupid.

:P

And British
And Brazilians
And Germans
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How about on dropbox? Copy and paste link, don't click it.

https://dl.dropboxus...u/684853/misc/dc.zip
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Sounds like a nod to the 1985 movie "The Stuff"

LOL! Why have I not seen this?  ;D

Because you've got better taste? :P Or taste buds as the case may be. :D

But I do love cheese.  :D
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Developer's Corner / Re: In the WTF department: F*** off as a service
« Last post by app103 on July 17, 2013, 01:03 PM »
...Is this sort of nonsense actually marketable??

Virally...and profitable, if you can stick ads on it that pays for impressions (rather than for clicks)
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Living Room / Re: Feds asked to avoid DEF CON this year
« Last post by app103 on July 17, 2013, 12:42 PM »
OR... you could just show up as yourself and get the freekin' party started:

http://www.h-online....ference-1917800.html
General Keith Alexander, the Director of the US National Security Agency (NSA) and Commander of the United States Cyber Command, is to be a keynote speaker at this year's Black Hat conference.
* Edvard gets some popcorn and a lawn chair

I was just about to post about that. Just moments ago I got this in a newsletter from Black Hat USA, along with a $200 off discount code in case I want to bring my popcorn and see it live:

On July 31, Black Hat USA will welcome General Keith B. Alexander to the stage. His keynote will give attendees an unmatched insider's look into the U.S. Cyber Command and the inner workings of cyber strategy. It would also be fair to expect some discussion of another of his roles—Director of the NSA.
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Sounds like a nod to the 1985 movie "The Stuff"

LOL! Why have I not seen this?  ;D
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that was an interesting viewpoint, and helpful advice.
I've actually used that approach fairly successfully when meeting independent-minded ... cats, for the first time.

"Is there any other kind?"



Yes, dopey, highly sociable cats, that end up with so many names around the neighborhood, that they will answer to anything.

Meow.jpg

During the 12 years that I knew him, I don't think he ever knew he was a cat. I think he thought he was a dog.
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