Okay, so I have a prototype working. I had to register the program with Facebook and get my keys and all that but I am successfully pulling photo data from a facebook page and downloading the images.
I also have the program sending out SMS text messages, however I need a new modem, which I ordered, to handle sending out MMS text messages.
This is a lot more fun than I expected. However, because it uses my personal auth_token to connect to Facebook, I can not distribute working source code. =(