According To FBI, Internet Privacy Now Considered Suspicious

[kyrathaba]

It truly is frightening.

[LaKraven]

America's return to McArtyism!

-LaKraven (February 04, 2012, 08:08 AM)

... McCarthyism^w?

-wraith808 (February 04, 2012, 10:54 AM)

Yes... I've been making typos all damned day!

[kyrathaba]

Yes... I've been making typos all damned day!

Maybe you're a hacker and part of your attention is distracted by some project you're working on that is aimed against the government. I think sufficient suspicion exists to bring you in for questioning. I'm calling the SOPA police, the ACTA marshals, and the FBI. Be back shortly... 

[LaKraven]

Yes... I've been making typos all damned day!

Maybe you're a hacker and part of your attention is distracted by some project you're working on that is aimed against the government. I think sufficient suspicion exists to bring you in for questioning. I'm calling the SOPA police, the ACTA marshals, and the FBI. Be back shortly... 

-kyrathaba (February 04, 2012, 11:32 AM)

Thankfully beyond their jurisdiction... though that certainly wouldn't stop them trying (and failing) to come after me

[app103]

"Always pay cash or use credit card(s) in different name(s)"

-Renegade (February 04, 2012, 06:10 AM)

It's unAmerican not to take every opportunity to drive yourself deeper and deeper into debt. How dare anyone avoid interest charges by paying cash for anything, in this modern day and age of banking cartels controlling our government! How dare you poor people not have any credit cards of your own. How dare you loan your credit card to a teenage child whose last name differs from your own. You are all terrorists, the whole lot of you.

[Renegade]

Is the Activist Post following this thread? This is the second list that they've come out with in the last day that is related in one way or another:

25 Reports That Can Put You on the Terror Watch List

http://www.activistp...t-you-on-terror.html

• Airport Service Providers
  
• Beauty/Drug Suppliers
  
• Bulk Fuel Distributors
  
• Construction Sites
  
• Dive/Boat Shops
  
• Electronics Stores
  
• Farm Supply Stores
  
• Financial Institutions
  
• General Aviation
  
• General Public
  
• Hobby Shops
  
• Home Improvement and Large Retail Stores
  
• Hotels/Motels
  
• Internet Cafes
  
• Shopping Malls
  
• Martial Arts/Paintball
  
• Mass Transportation
  
• Military Surplus
  
• Peroxide Explosives
  
• Recognizing Sleepers
  
• Rental Cars
  
• Rental Properties
  
• Rental Trucks
  
• Storage Facilities
  
• Tattoo Shops

I mentioned a few of those above.

But tattoo shops? Huh? 

Not only is privacy on the Internet evil, but apparently cartoons, hearts, and dragons on your biceps are evil too! 

I think they should add in gaming shops and massage parlors...


Come to think of it, the other day in the grocery store, somebody was kind of checking out the tomatoes a bit suspiciously...

[app103]

10. General Public

-Renegade (February 06, 2012, 04:17 AM)

The rest of the list becomes redundant once you notice this item.

[Carol Haynes]

Given that GMail and Hotmail now use HTTPS presumably both organisations should be shut down because they support terrorism

Serious - if you are a terrorist using GMail do you get ads on bomb products?

[40hz]

10. General Public

-Renegade (February 06, 2012, 04:17 AM)

The rest of the list becomes redundant once you notice this item.

-app103 (February 06, 2012, 04:23 AM)

Yup. It's so much easier to lump everything and everybody into the category labelled "suspicious." That gets you past all that boring investigative sissy stuff, and moves you right into the far more exciting realm of enforcement actions.

"Let's bust some heads!"

[Renegade]

10. General Public

-Renegade (February 06, 2012, 04:17 AM)

The rest of the list becomes redundant once you notice this item.

-app103 (February 06, 2012, 04:23 AM)

It describes pretty well what you'd expect in any 14-year old boy. Curiosity.

"note taking, drawing of diagrams, annotating maps, inappropriate photographs or videos"

So, that takes care of students, artists, tourists, and photographers/videographers, though I can't figure out what "inappropriate" means.

Given that GMail and Hotmail now use HTTPS presumably both organisations should be shut down because they support terrorism

Serious - if you are a terrorist using GMail do you get ads on bomb products?

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[Carol Haynes]

LOL - if there is a buck in it I bet Google would take those ads.

[Stoic Joker]

Jesus Christ Ren, Google picks that up (and delivers it to the Alphabet Soup Dept.) and we're all going to jail.

 

[wraith808]

http://xkcd.com/1013/

The Alt Text: "You will be led to judgement like lambs to the slaughter--a simile whose existence, I might add, will not do your species any favors."

[Stoic Joker]

Cthulhu for president, if we're going to be damned anyway ... Let's just get it over with.

[40hz]

Cthulhu for president, if we're going to be damned anyway ... Let's just get it over with.

-Stoic Joker (February 06, 2012, 12:51 PM)

I'm with you.

Don't forget to vote!

Cthullu's message to Congress

 

[wraith808]

See, 40hz... I'd resisted.  Now let the floodgates open! 

"change into a fish"

"cthulu2012"

"despair you can believe in"

"no more years"

[40hz]

@wraith - and here I restrained myself... 

[TaoPhoenix]

Hopefully, the near future will get us back on track.

-Renegade (February 04, 2012, 10:03 AM)

I'd like that, but I gloomily predict we have a round where it gets FAR WORSE, before the final revolt that makes it better.

I'm thinking Matrix movies.

[KynloStephen66515]

Lets vote mouser for President...no more tax, just donations to the government haha xD