Perfect.
I'll put him right up there with those two guys who kidnapped a jewelry store owner's wife and wanted him to pack up his entire inventory in return for her release.
They wrote the ransom note on the back of an old envelope.
The envelope was addressed to one of the kidnappers.
A heavily armed SpecOps police team went to the address on the envelope and found the woman, angry but unharmed, tied up in the garage - and the two kidnappers sitting in the living room watching a ballgame.
