Teledildonics — build your dream (virtual) sex machine

[EmporerEJ]

Gentlemen, I am honored.

I really only wanted to clarify.
I certainly don't run around spamming.
Believe it or not, on an adult board, it's much the same way.
I was also very conscious that this is a "PG" area.
And I see that you have noticed.

Thank you.

It is sufficient for me to know that you are are aware that the thing you imagined exists, under the name that seems most sensible for it. (Without the parenthesis :-)

I know our industry gets a bad name, quite often deserved.
But I'm very serious about what we do. I always use my real name, our product is made in the USA by American Workers, it has a comprehensive warranty, and I'm quite proud of it, and what I do.

[Ralf Maximus]

Will you please hire me?  I'm serious.  I'll work for $1 a year... all I want is a business card imprinted with:

RALF MAXIMUS
TELEDILDONICS ENGINEER

(Seriously, you rock!)

[zridling]

I think Ralf and Tinjaw have seen the future.

[EmporerEJ]

I tell you, it's funny.
If you knew how "not engineered" it is from idea to product on the street, you'd be amazed.
The product started as an idea in my head, wasted 2 years trying to work with "in Industry" companies that make these sort of things for sale in those stores you all know about, and ended up walking away disgusted.
Someday I will write a book about the industry. In it, I will detail how 99.9% of all of these products are made in China for pennies......and I mean Pennies. As we were trying to build a reliable quality product, they were trying to find a way to cheapen it.
That's how it ended up getting made right here in the USA. we never intended to build it all in house, but ended up with no choice.
The stories I could tell about generic company names we used to get components made.......
There are allot of companies that refuse to work with this industry.
Same goes for people.
Very few people want their real name linked to a product like this.