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Living Room / Re: I had the strangest dream last night...
« Last post by Deozaan on December 07, 2008, 08:30 AM »No, I think I had the strangest dream last night.
I dreamed that I was brushing my teeth. Then as I was brushing my teeth I realized that my armpits were sweaty because I was a little hot. And apparently I didn't have a shirt on because the next action I took was to take my toothbrush out of my mouth and start brushing my armpits.
Then sanity and logic returned to me (sort of) and I realized what I was doing and that toothbrushes were meant for teeth and not armpits. So then I started to become very concerned about getting the toothbrush back in my mouth where it belonged but I didn't know how I was going to do that because I couldn't put it back in my mouth after it had been in my sweaty armpit. So then I put soap on my toothbrush and started rubbing it into the bristles. Then I realized that I couldn't just put it back in my mouth with soap all over it. It was a conundrum that I could not figure out.
Luckily I either woke up soon after that or just dreamed about something else, because I don't remember what happened next.
This is a true story. I really did dream that 24 hours ago when I was sleeping. Beat that!
But I think I need a new toothbrush, just to be on the safe side...
I dreamed that I was brushing my teeth. Then as I was brushing my teeth I realized that my armpits were sweaty because I was a little hot. And apparently I didn't have a shirt on because the next action I took was to take my toothbrush out of my mouth and start brushing my armpits.
Then sanity and logic returned to me (sort of) and I realized what I was doing and that toothbrushes were meant for teeth and not armpits. So then I started to become very concerned about getting the toothbrush back in my mouth where it belonged but I didn't know how I was going to do that because I couldn't put it back in my mouth after it had been in my sweaty armpit. So then I put soap on my toothbrush and started rubbing it into the bristles. Then I realized that I couldn't just put it back in my mouth with soap all over it. It was a conundrum that I could not figure out.
Luckily I either woke up soon after that or just dreamed about something else, because I don't remember what happened next.
This is a true story. I really did dream that 24 hours ago when I was sleeping. Beat that!
But I think I need a new toothbrush, just to be on the safe side...

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