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General Software Discussion / Re: pin a document to start menu
« Last post by Stoic Joker on November 12, 2010, 03:36 PM »
Yepper, that would be the culprit. Pin a shortcut to a local file first, then modify the shortcut to point to the remote target file.
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Living Room / Re: Too Stupid to Own a Computer
« Last post by Stoic Joker on November 12, 2010, 12:46 PM »
I just don't understand how our capitalist societies separate scams from business?
It does seem to be a very thin gray line don't it... :)
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General Software Discussion / Re: pin a document to start menu
« Last post by Stoic Joker on November 12, 2010, 12:42 PM »
Is your My Documents folder redirected to the server?
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Living Room / Re: Why Apple's Distortion Field Works
« Last post by Stoic Joker on November 12, 2010, 06:44 AM »
i think we crave a dedicated apple hating specific blog. the more insane and biased the better. c'mon, Renegade, it would be cathartic.
Cathartic, yes - I like that - Therapeutic also in allowing a sane and comical response to the barrage of iMmercials we're sure to be (enraged by) hit with during the holiday season.
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Living Room / Re: coolest ipad app
« Last post by Stoic Joker on November 12, 2010, 06:13 AM »
Not sure if it qualifies, but I like the (Microsoft) RDP App. It was quick, simple, well laid out, easy to use, and allows someone to instantly connect to a real computer where they could actually get some work done.  :D
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In short, I don't want to be productive, I just want to do good work
+1  :Thmbsup:
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General Software Discussion / Re: pin a document to start menu
« Last post by Stoic Joker on November 11, 2010, 12:35 PM »
There was a hotkey involved with one version (XP/Vista/7) of the SP, but I don't recall which (or when). Ctrl+ Right click drag sounds right ... I'm just not sure if it's Ctrl on release/drop or before the click/drag. Could also try both with shift - I'm fairly sure it was only one key. But the target must be on a local drive...Unless you want to try tricking it by modifing the shortcut after it's pinned.
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*Shrug* Sounds like a great idea for an FBI sting operation. Just click here and dark sedans will surround your house in 5, 4, 3...

Now outside of that, I'd say crucify Amazon.
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Living Room / Re: Too Stupid to Own a Computer
« Last post by Stoic Joker on November 11, 2010, 07:10 AM »
Okay, so after you cut a 7 figure check to a small computer shop because you've been convinced that this mom & pop shop has a finger on the pulse of the criminal underworld (most do right..?). Only then do you think to ask the cops if this might just be bullshit?!?

Wow! ...A fool and his money (really) are soon parted.

(given that it was an oil tycoon they targeted) Just let those two crazy kids go, they've earned the money. Have them donate half to an educational charity and then put them on tour explaining to people why being gullible is bad.
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General Software Discussion / Re: pin a document to start menu
« Last post by Stoic Joker on November 11, 2010, 06:46 AM »
First of all, I do have the classic menu as shown in Joker's post.

What he has showing in his post is NOT the classic start menu.

What I have showing is.

Correct! ...That's why I kept referring (in earlier posts) to the item in the screen shot as the Start Panel which it what it has been called since 2001 when XP was released. I actual hated the thing when it first came out (minimalist that I are...). But I finally decided to give it a fair shot (sometime in 2k3), and now can't function without it.
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General Software Discussion / Re: pin a document to start menu
« Last post by Stoic Joker on November 10, 2010, 07:45 PM »
Ah! Picture painting thousand words... ;)

But...
App103.jpg
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General Software Discussion / Re: pin a document to start menu
« Last post by Stoic Joker on November 10, 2010, 06:23 PM »
Pin document to start menu in XP? ...I thought that was a Vista/7 only option...Guess it's been awhile since I used XP much.  :-[

Anyhow, the pin to start menu rules require that the item being pinned is (machine local and) an .exe/.msc/etc.. So if you want to pin something else you need to trick Windows into it. Start with an .exe target (that's on LM) to get the shortcut pinned, then edit the shortcut to point to (where/) what you really want. I've done this on Win7 to pin some apps that are in a network share to the start menu here at the office.

Nonsense! You can put a shortcut to any file type there. You can even make folders and drop the shortcuts in to sort them how you like.
Ya know I did add a disclaimer that stipulated I was working it from the Vista/7 angle - which do impose the limits I'd mentioned for pinning an item to the (first level) Start Panel.

But you are correct for XP (I fired up a virtual copy in the lab to be sure I wasn't nutz) you can pin anything to the Start Panel - I even got a document (not a short cut to it) to stick in there. So Techidave should be safe once he turns off the customization-ware.
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General Software Discussion / Re: pin a document to start menu
« Last post by Stoic Joker on November 10, 2010, 03:56 PM »
Pin document to start menu in XP? ...I thought that was a Vista/7 only option...Guess it's been awhile since I used XP much.  :-[

Anyhow, the pin to start menu rules require that the item being pinned is (machine local and) an .exe/.msc/etc.. So if you want to pin something else you need to trick Windows into it. Start with an .exe target (that's on LM) to get the shortcut pinned, then edit the shortcut to point to (where/) what you really want. I've done this on Win7 to pin some apps that are in a network share to the start menu here at the office.
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Living Room / Re: Why Apple's Distortion Field Works
« Last post by Stoic Joker on November 10, 2010, 06:57 AM »
ROFLMAO - I may actually have to print and frame that one.
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Living Room / Re: Violence in Video Games & the Law
« Last post by Stoic Joker on November 09, 2010, 07:02 PM »
Instead, foment cooperation instead of competition. All games and school are about competition instead of cooperation. Heck the whole system is about competition.

I, for one, am very intrigued by how you would suggest you/we/they "foment cooperation?"  

Second place is the first loser is a common mantra these days; win, win, win at all cost. I've always thought Donald Trumps show the apprentice sums up perfectly just what is wrong with the corporate world of today...$5,000 for an inedible cupcake, nice.

I'm guessing rxantos is driving at a more team building synergistic type of game play where cooperation is a mandatory part of success, or everyone fails together. I rather enjoy that sort of thing. You have 20min, a pile of seemingly random objects, and a task to perform... Now what?

It's also interesting to see how many of the folks that do the most (If-they'd-just-listen-to-me...) bitching in the "break room" actually will step up and volunteer a solution to the task put before the group. The team has to gel quickly, work out a game plan, and make it happen. Or fail as one.
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I did some quick googling and found this  PHP Gnatt Chart
With a MySQL backend that might be a good place to start
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Living Room / Re: Violence in Video Games & the Law
« Last post by Stoic Joker on November 09, 2010, 02:55 PM »
and "kill bald, unshaven men wearing pink dresses."

wtf game is that?

*Shrug* Perhaps the San Francisco chapter of the KKK created their own video game?

Possible Game Titles:
Heil Sodomy
It's all white to nail me
Drag Nazis in heat

...There's really no low limit to this one folks...It's just flat wrong to start with.
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Post New Requests Here / Re: IDEA: Internet disconnection logger
« Last post by Stoic Joker on November 09, 2010, 11:56 AM »
Not sure if anyone noticed, but... The source code for Karen's Net Meter is available at the original link. It seems a fairly minor adjustment, and I gotta think someone here codes VB (I don't).

Any chance of scaring up a volunteer to fix that for App103?
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Living Room / Re: Violence in Video Games & the Law
« Last post by Stoic Joker on November 09, 2010, 11:17 AM »
Is a violent world we live in. Sweet coating it will not help the children. Instead,foment cooperation instead of competition. All games and school are about competition instead of cooperation. Heck the whole system is abut competitiom. And that is what keeps a few controlling a rat race.
He's got a point there...and a damn good one me thinks.
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Living Room / Re: Why Apple's Distortion Field Works
« Last post by Stoic Joker on November 09, 2010, 07:02 AM »
Damn that's a hard act to follow...

But my impression of the article is that they're saying that Apple came up with inovative ways of presenting technology to the masses (Which is not the same as creating inovative technologies - colored plastic doesn't count - which they're never done). Which seems (to me) to fit perfectly with the idea that Apples primary "product" is there marketing (which is true).

Sorry Renegade, much as I love you're rants...I'm having trouble getting behind this one.
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Are your SATA interfaces set to AHCI in BIOS?

Try setting them back to IDE mode if they are.
LOL I got burnt by this one on a Vista install last week (cost me a whole day). Installing the SATA driver (same procedure as a RAID driver) is another option but this issue manifests differently (completing install takes forever) than he's describing.

Probably help if you could take a photo of the BSOD and upload it here.

Also, a capture of the partition layout might help us.

(I'm thinking memory, but...) Definitely need to know what the BSOD says :)
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Living Room / Re: How do I test router vs. Internet connection?
« Last post by Stoic Joker on November 07, 2010, 01:49 PM »
For Quick-N-Dirty network connectivity testing ping is your best friend.

Make sure the WAN side of your ADSL router is ping-able.
Make a list of external IP addresses that you know will respond and keep it handy for testing.

When the connection fails, try pinging the LAN side of the router, if you can the WiFi is fine.

Log into the ADSL router and look at the WAN status, you should have an assigned IP address and gateway. Ping the WAN IP Address. if it responds, then you can get traffic across the router (e.g. it's fine). Ping the WAN gateway, with the internet light blinking/going out this is where it will most likely fail (anything from here on will be an ISP issue).

Ping the external IP addresses from the above list... if they succeed, then you are connected to the internet, but have a DNS issue. Some ADLS boxes seem to hing the internet light on/of pass/fail on DNS lookups - I don't know why - But checking this has saved me a bunch of time on several occasions.

Note: do not rely on the default 32 byte ping packet for these tests, use a large unfragmented packet to put a bit of oomph behind the "question" to be sure you have the equipments attention. :)

ping -f -l 1024 [target]

Note2: when ping replies remember these two points:

Destination host unreachable means target is down/nonexistent.
Request timed out means target is there, but is unresponsive.


In the field I frequently use a custom written ping program that I colloquialistic-ly refer to as a "line stressing" utility (It's actually more of a ping flooder). Handy as it is for identifying weak equipment I'm afraid to release it for fear of it's misuse. But if you can find something that will send a constant stream of large unfragmented packets with zero wait time between them...it can speed up the diagnostic considerably by causing the weak link to fail on request (so to speak).
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Given where the trace routs were failing his ISP won't have a clue (nor should they really). I was looking like a corrupt routing table at the hosting companies border.

Send packets from network X to ... outer space :)
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Post New Requests Here / Re: IDEA: Internet disconnection logger
« Last post by Stoic Joker on November 05, 2010, 09:18 AM »
Wow! That is a nightmare.

One test that is left is for a crossed pair between you and the CO.

During one of the many battles I had with them I managed to raise enough hell to warrant two techs at the house with a third "on call" at the CO.

They disconnected the wiring on my end.

They disconnected the wiring on their end.

They connected a handset to the now (allegidly...) completely "disconnected" pair that ran between me and the CO...

...And were rather astonished to hear an old woman talking a mile a minute (and quite clearly I might add).

That's when they (finally) really looked at the cable pair I was connected to the CO with ... And discovered it made several trips (random loops actually) up and down a 2 mile strip of road by my house before heading over to the CO (where it was supposed to go directly) in addition to being crossed with the nice chatty lady's phone line (and etc.).

You may have something like that going on.
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Post New Requests Here / Re: IDEA: Internet disconnection logger
« Last post by Stoic Joker on November 05, 2010, 06:31 AM »
I'd rather try shaving with a band-saw than call the flowchart reading idiots at (CenturyLink) my ISP, so I understand your pain. But, are you sure the issue is on their side of the wire?

I have seen routers on the edge start dropping packets like mad which can look like an internet issue. I have no idea how you're configured but have you made sure you can ping to and through the local hardware? And did you run the test(s) with a large unfragmented packet?

I actually had to go through this once with "Tech Support", as I didn't have time to meander through their myriad of baby steps to get (them) to the obvious. I could ping my (static) public IP (WAN side of router), but I couldn't ping the WAN gateway (aggregator/CO/on-ramp to their equipment). So I managed to talk flowchart boy into pinging my IP (which I new he couldn't) to finally convince him that the issue was with their equipment. Specifically it was with the wiring cut by the trenching crew who had left their truck next to a big hole up the street. Flowchart boy (lacking the ability to think for himself) didn't have an internal memo saying there was an outage so he "logically" assumed the problem had to be mine...

Anyhow... If you tell me how you're configured I can give you a few ideas on how to slam them into a wall hard enough to see/find/finally go look for the problem.
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