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Developer's Corner / Forgotten Assembly Language Commands
« Last post by KynloStephen66515 on January 30, 2010, 07:14 PM »
Found a great and really funny website here with 85 forgotten commands lol

http://www.jokes2go....om/lists/list30.html

*edit below*

Screw it, dont bother going there to view 100's of ad's. Ive copied and pasted below!


Forgotten Assembly Language Commands





1. BBBF      Branch on Bit Bucket Full


2. BBT       Branch on binary tree


3. BBW       Branch Both Ways


4. BEW       Branch Either Way


5. BH        Branch and Hang


6. BMR       Branch Multiple Registers


7. BOB       Branch On Bug


8. BOD       Beat on drum


9. BOI       Byte operator immediately


10. BPDI      Be polite, don't interrupt



11. BPO       Branch on Power Off


12. BST       Backspace and Stretch Tape


13. CDS       Condense and Destroy System


14. CEMU      Close eyes and monkey with user space


15. CLBR      Clobber Register


16. CLBRI     Clobber Register Immediately


17. CM        Circulate Memory


18. CMFRM     Come From  (essential for truly structured programming)


19. CPAR      Crumple paper and rip


20. CPPR      Crumple Printer Paper and Rip


21. CRB       Crash and burn


22. CRN       Convert to Roman Numerals


23. CU        Convert to unary


24. CZZC      Convert zone to ZIP code


25. DC        Divide and Conquer


26. DMPK      Destroy Memory Protect Key


27. DNPG      Do not pass go


28. DO        Divide and Overflow


29. DWIMNWIS  Do what I mean, not what I say


30. EIOC      Execute invalid opcode


31. EMPC      Emulate Pocket Calculator


32. EPI       Execute Programmer Immediately


33. EROS      Erase Read Only Storage


34. EXCE      Execute Customer Engineer


35. EXOP      Execute operator


36. EXPP      Execute political prisoner


37. FSRA      Forms skip and run away


38. GFD       Go forth and divide


39. GFM       Go forth and multiply


40. HCF       Halt and Catch Fire


41. IBP       Insert Bug and Proceed


42. IIB       Ignore inquiry and branch


43. INSQSW    Insert into queue somewhere (for FINO queues [First in never out])


44. LCC       Load and clear core


45. MBF       Multiply and be fruitful


46. MLR       Move and lose record


47. PBC       Print and Break Chain


48. PD        Play dead


49. PDSK      Punch Disk


50. PI        Punch Invalid


51. POPI      Punch Operator Immediately


52. PS*       Punch obscenity


53. PSD       Pause and smoke dope


54. PVLC      Punch Variable Length Card


55. RASC      Read And Shred Card


56. RD        Reverse directions


57. RDS       Read sideways


58. RIRG      Read inter-record gap


59. RPM       Read Programmer's Mind


60. RSD       On read error self destruct


61. RSSC      Reduce Speed, Step Carefully (for improved accuracy)


62. RSTOM     Read from store-only memory


63. RTAB      Rewind tape and break


64. RWCR      Rewind card reader


65. RWDSK     Rewind Disk


66. RWOC      Read Writing On Card


67. SCRBL     Scribble to disk - faster than a write


68. SHAB      Shift a bit


69. SHLBM     Shift a little bit more


70. SLC       Search for Lost Chord


71. SMR       Skip on meaningless result


72. SOT       Sit on a tack


73. SPSW      Scramble Program Status Word


74. SQPC      Sit quietly and  play with your crayons


75. SQSW      Scramble program status word


76. SRSD      Seek Record and Scar Disk


77. SRZ       Subtract and reset to zero


78. SSJ       Select stacker and jam


79. STROM     Store in Read Only Memory


80. TDB       Transfer and Drop Bits


81. UER       Update and erase record


82. WBT       Water Binary Tree


83. WEMG      Write eighteen-minute gap


84. WPM       Write programmer's mind


85. XSP       Execute systems programmer
3577
Living Room / Re: Astronaut sends first tweet from space!
« Last post by KynloStephen66515 on January 30, 2010, 06:04 PM »
dunno, i was just pointing out that it wasn't that interesting lol
3578
Living Room / Re: Astronaut sends first tweet from space!
« Last post by KynloStephen66515 on January 30, 2010, 05:42 PM »
not really, no
3579
Living Room / Re: Yea, I won't be getting an iPad anytime soon
« Last post by KynloStephen66515 on January 30, 2010, 02:10 PM »
lmfao, there is a huge review in the UK newspaper 'The Sun' about the iPad, written by "Richard Bacon" the headline says "I Predict 'appy' ending for iPad"

A few quotes from the column which I will try fully type up for y'all later:

People don't like the name because it sounds like sanitary protection (some people are too silly)

Its hot sex


More to come when I have a free minute :)
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Living Room / Follow DC on Facebook!
« Last post by KynloStephen66515 on January 30, 2010, 12:13 PM »
Come check out the [DC] fan page on Facebook!

Click here to become a fan!

Lets promote this to the millions of facebook users, maybe we can grab some more techies interest on there :D

Share This on Facebook!
3581
Living Room / Re: HTML...In Britsh?
« Last post by KynloStephen66515 on January 30, 2010, 11:51 AM »
I too used to think the early Americans

I was more thinking of modern day American's.  I get a little irritated how most (not all) choose to call their version of 'English' the original, when it clearly is not, also, how they choose to drop letters from certain words just because they cannot pronounce/will not learn how to pronounce it correctly (IE: Aluminium becoming Aluminum)
3582
Jazper's Software / Re: What is ShoutcastConcierge?
« Last post by KynloStephen66515 on January 30, 2010, 11:49 AM »
Any idea if this supports viewing of multiple streams hosted from a singular server, including customized information about current DJ, Set, and Styles and possibly URL (Set by the Hosting Software such as SAM)?
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This link will be helpful to a few people I know, I will certainly be mentioning it :P  :Thmbsup:
3584
My none research and random number generator in my head says its more like 72% ;)
3585
I know...it was just a random pun rofl, people will never fully migrate to any other OS than Windows :(
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Living Room / Re: A simple "Start Page"
« Last post by KynloStephen66515 on January 30, 2010, 11:09 AM »
thats a good idea tbh, easpecially if its an obscure link like mybrowserlinksarestoredonthispage.html so no1 can randomly access it haha
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with the amount of users apple and linux OS's are generating i think it will be curtains for windows soon  8)
3588
Living Room / Re: A reminder for those who have recently donated
« Last post by KynloStephen66515 on January 30, 2010, 10:37 AM »
I used to visit this site quite a lot, but never really posted anything, ive known app and hollow for about 6-8years now lol so when hollow pointed me back towards the IRC channel and the website, i eagerly jumped on board.

Im deffo gonna be a regular donator of cash and services :D

-Stephen
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Living Room / Re: Astronaut sends first tweet from space!
« Last post by KynloStephen66515 on January 30, 2010, 10:34 AM »
Oh, I forgot, they are NOT REALLY in space; just on a soundstage in Houston.

lmfao, i am sure, by now, they are in space, but i see where your coming from

What a waste of Billions and Billions of dollars!

Really cant disagree, can't really say that its such a big technical breakthrough, even if they are in space, all that should mean is they get a clearer signal, after all, they are a hell of a lot closer to the satellites haha.
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Living Room / Re: A simple "Start Page"
« Last post by KynloStephen66515 on January 30, 2010, 10:29 AM »
I suppose the easier and quickest way (rather than having to code any software) would be to code a simple HTML website containing links in each frame/section of an index page, advantage of this, of course, is you can design it to your own specification, using your own banners etc...make it look spiffy by using favicons or logo's for each website, or keep it simple by having it pure text based.

If anyone needs one running up, please feel free to contact me with a list of websites you want putting into it and an idea of how you want it to look and i will happily do it for you, free of charge of course ;)


-Stephen
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Living Room / Re: HTML...In Britsh?
« Last post by KynloStephen66515 on January 30, 2010, 08:07 AM »
English, or BRITISH? (Seeing as Americans have stolen the term 'English' for what should be called 'American' or at very least 'Bastardised English')
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Living Room / Re: A simple "Start Page"
« Last post by KynloStephen66515 on January 29, 2010, 08:54 PM »
I use Fast Dial in firefox.  I tried New Tab King, but I couldn't get used to it (not to mention that it used pages that I'd rather not see appear every time I open my browser)

Stop going on dodgy pr0n websites then?
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Living Room / Re: HTML...In Britsh?
« Last post by KynloStephen66515 on January 29, 2010, 11:22 AM »
haha true enough, you get what I mean though when I say I'd like to code in my own language, but until that day, I shall count my blessings that HTML was not invented by someone from Japan, China or any other eastern country.
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Living Room / Re: Optimus Maximus
« Last post by KynloStephen66515 on January 29, 2010, 11:21 AM »
 8) deffo, I would probs suggest having 3 graphics cards (just cause im greedy like that), im looking at having 3x 1GB ATI Radeon HD 4870 and probs 8GB of DDR3 memory...not sure which processor to go for yet tho

hopefully this beast will come together soon :D
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Living Room / Re: HTML...In Britsh?
« Last post by KynloStephen66515 on January 29, 2010, 11:11 AM »
I see your thinking, I just prefer to code in my native tongue and not, what is essentially a foreign language...

I'm just glad that there are no tags that require me to type 'Aluminium'
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Living Room / Re: Optimus Maximus
« Last post by KynloStephen66515 on January 29, 2010, 10:54 AM »
Had to get a smaller setup due to room restrictions, now we have moved into the accommodation above my shop I am looking to do it again, but maybe go one step further this time, just need to buy a machine hat will handle what I wanna do :P
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Living Room / Re: Yea, I won't be getting an iPad anytime soon
« Last post by KynloStephen66515 on January 29, 2010, 10:24 AM »
couldn't agree more, apple need to get a grip on reality and make something useful, maybe an iCar would be ideal, or an iPlane.

they seem to be producing plenty of iDiots...

Yep, it certainly ain't iDeal
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Living Room / Re: Optimus Maximus
« Last post by KynloStephen66515 on January 29, 2010, 09:56 AM »
tbh, why not just buy a small touch screen monitor? serves the same purpose, and would be a whole lot cheaper, also FR would be a lot higher, keys much more customizable, and prettier IMO.

Now I agree that this option may seem a little 'weird' for some but I have tried this before, you need a decent sized desk I will admit, but for touch typing it is great (I do have a habit of changing between English, Greek and Spanish a lot), and for gaming, it is amazing.

I'll see if I can locate some pics of the old setup =D
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General Software Discussion / Re: Make XP look like Win7
« Last post by KynloStephen66515 on January 29, 2010, 09:40 AM »
Personally I am much happier on Windows XP, using a few vista features, like the sidebar, but mixed in with AlienGUIuse, this gives me some great visual effects without affecting the speed or practicality of my computer.

Also, if you really want to confuse or impress your friends, then I suggest changing the boot up/login screens with customized one's to represent your version of an operating system (For instance, mine says 'Taking The Beast Out of The Cage' where it usually comes up with the windows logo).
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Living Room / HTML...In Britsh?
« Last post by KynloStephen66515 on January 29, 2010, 09:31 AM »
Anybody else want to be able to code HTML in BRITISH?

I'm now bored of having to mis-spell words like 'colour' <---- even as i type, my browser is telling me i have mis-spelled that

I could go on and on about it, but I'm not going to.

Just a simple rant I know, and if it seems like it should be in a different area, then please feel free to move/delete it!

Curious if there is anybody else who wants this also!

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