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Living Room / Re: Best Programming Jokes
« on: March 12, 2019, 05:40 PM »You either die a feature or live long enough to see yourself become a bug.-wraith808 (March 12, 2019, 03:44 PM)
either one is irrelevant if its not documented
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You either die a feature or live long enough to see yourself become a bug.-wraith808 (March 12, 2019, 03:44 PM)
i interrupt this PUN war to report in from the field: I have somehow finished all electric wiring and plumbing, and everything works (!)-mouser (March 11, 2019, 11:29 PM)
I personally volt that we end this now.then watt will you do?I feel a need to insulate myself from that line of questioning.I can't tell—do you approve of such conduct or not?This conversation's spark is fading, so wire you giving it more continuity?Only a third of it.The mains part of this powerful conversation sure went off the rail, didn't it?Would we want to have him amp up about this?could go either way, though I fully expect him to arc up soonOr he lets us go on by extension, cord-ially....No one would fault mouser if he set an impedance on the frequency of off-topic conversations on this circuit and placed a demand on us to cut it short.pretty sure you guys have ground about as much as you can out of thisTrust you to pylon!Un-phased by all of this...AC your problem.come on guys, try to remember this is a DC forum...We're poles apart and, to be direct, at the risk of seeming a growler, that kind of thinking comes close to analog ic. You really should keep an ion it.I think that there is a potential difference that you re-fuse to see that I can't relay between our alternating current conversations.And so it should! After all, we are discussing the crown joules of mouser's demesne.That comment really Hertz.Ohm my word, I knew you all wouldn't be able to resist.These kinds of remarks are a bit of a jolt!That lightning wit on display, eh?rule of thumb, no one should ever touch electricity...Shocking revelation, that.-Target (March 07, 2019, 11:18 PM)-skwire (March 08, 2019, 12:04 AM)-wraith808 (March 08, 2019, 12:20 AM)-cranioscopical (March 08, 2019, 08:21 AM)-skwire (March 08, 2019, 08:39 AM)-wraith808 (March 08, 2019, 09:49 AM)-cranioscopical (March 08, 2019, 02:46 PM)-wraith808 (March 08, 2019, 04:04 PM)-cranioscopical (March 08, 2019, 08:07 PM)-Target (March 09, 2019, 08:54 PM)-wraith808 (March 09, 2019, 09:25 PM)-Shades (March 10, 2019, 04:39 AM)-cranioscopical (March 10, 2019, 12:45 PM)-Target (March 10, 2019, 06:03 PM)-wraith808 (March 10, 2019, 07:09 PM)-Shades (March 10, 2019, 11:57 PM)-Target (March 11, 2019, 03:06 AM)-Shades (March 11, 2019, 07:34 AM)-skwire (March 11, 2019, 10:34 AM)-wraith808 (March 11, 2019, 10:42 AM)-skwire (March 11, 2019, 02:22 PM)-cranioscopical (March 11, 2019, 02:32 PM)-skwire (March 11, 2019, 03:03 PM)-Target (March 11, 2019, 06:52 PM)-wraith808 (March 11, 2019, 07:38 PM)
rule of thumb, no one should ever touch electricity...-Target (March 07, 2019, 11:18 PM)
Shocking revelation, that.-skwire (March 08, 2019, 12:04 AM)
That lightning wit on display, eh?-wraith808 (March 08, 2019, 12:20 AM)
These kinds of remarks are a bit of a jolt!-cranioscopical (March 08, 2019, 08:21 AM)
Ohm my word, I knew you all wouldn't be able to resist.-skwire (March 08, 2019, 08:39 AM)
That comment really Hertz.-wraith808 (March 08, 2019, 09:49 AM)
And so it should! After all, we are discussing the crown joules of mouser's demesne.-cranioscopical (March 08, 2019, 02:46 PM)
I think that there is a potential difference that you re-fuse to see that I can't relay between our alternating current conversations.-wraith808 (March 08, 2019, 04:04 PM)
We're poles apart and, to be direct, at the risk of seeming a growler, that kind of thinking comes close to analog ic. You really should keep an ion it.-cranioscopical (March 08, 2019, 08:07 PM)
come on guys, try to remember this is a DC forum...-Target (March 09, 2019, 08:54 PM)
AC your problem.-wraith808 (March 09, 2019, 09:25 PM)
Un-phased by all of this...-Shades (March 10, 2019, 04:39 AM)
Trust you to pylon!-cranioscopical (March 10, 2019, 12:45 PM)
pretty sure you guys have ground about as much as you can out of this-Target (March 10, 2019, 06:03 PM)
No one would fault mouser if he set an impedance on the frequency of off-topic conversations on this circuit and placed a demand on us to cut it short.-wraith808 (March 10, 2019, 07:09 PM)
Or he lets us go on by extension, cord-ially....-Shades (March 10, 2019, 11:57 PM)
could go either way, though I fully expect him to arc up soon-Target (March 11, 2019, 03:06 AM)
Would we want to have him amp up about this?-Shades (March 11, 2019, 07:34 AM)
The mains part of this powerful conversation sure went off the rail, didn't it?-skwire (March 11, 2019, 10:34 AM)
Only a third of it.-wraith808 (March 11, 2019, 10:42 AM)
This conversation's spark is fading, so wire you giving it more continuity?-skwire (March 11, 2019, 02:22 PM)
I can't tell—do you approve of such conduct or not?-cranioscopical (March 11, 2019, 02:32 PM)
I feel a need to insulate myself from that line of questioning.-skwire (March 11, 2019, 03:03 PM)
FWIW, on my old 1.5GB Atom powered netbook I used to use either K-Meleon or the XP version of PaleMoon (archive link) which had optimisations for Atom CPUs.-4wd (March 04, 2019, 03:42 AM)
rule of thumb, no one should ever touch electricity...-Target (March 07, 2019, 11:18 PM)
Shocking revelation, that.-skwire (March 08, 2019, 12:04 AM)
That lightning wit on display, eh?-wraith808 (March 08, 2019, 12:20 AM)
These kinds of remarks are a bit of a jolt!-cranioscopical (March 08, 2019, 08:21 AM)
Ohm my word, I knew you all wouldn't be able to resist.-skwire (March 08, 2019, 08:39 AM)
That comment really Hertz.-wraith808 (March 08, 2019, 09:49 AM)
And so it should! After all, we are discussing the crown joules of mouser's demesne.-cranioscopical (March 08, 2019, 02:46 PM)
I think that there is a potential difference that you re-fuse to see that I can't relay between our alternating current conversations.-wraith808 (March 08, 2019, 04:04 PM)
We're poles apart and, to be direct, at the risk of seeming a growler, that kind of thinking comes close to analog ic. You really should keep an ion it.-cranioscopical (March 08, 2019, 08:07 PM)
come on guys, try to remember this is a DC forum...-Target (March 09, 2019, 08:54 PM)
AC your problem.-wraith808 (March 09, 2019, 09:25 PM)
Un-phased by all of this...-Shades (March 10, 2019, 04:39 AM)
Trust you to pylon!-cranioscopical (March 10, 2019, 12:45 PM)
pretty sure you guys have ground about as much as you can out of this-Target (March 10, 2019, 06:03 PM)
No one would fault mouser if he set an impedance on the frequency of off-topic conversations on this circuit and placed a demand on us to cut it short.-wraith808 (March 10, 2019, 07:09 PM)
Or he lets us go on by extension, cord-ially....-Shades (March 10, 2019, 11:57 PM)
rule of thumb, no one should ever touch electricity...-Target (March 07, 2019, 11:18 PM)
Shocking revelation, that.-skwire (March 08, 2019, 12:04 AM)
That lightning wit on display, eh?-wraith808 (March 08, 2019, 12:20 AM)
These kinds of remarks are a bit of a jolt!-cranioscopical (March 08, 2019, 08:21 AM)
Ohm my word, I knew you all wouldn't be able to resist.-skwire (March 08, 2019, 08:39 AM)
That comment really Hertz.-wraith808 (March 08, 2019, 09:49 AM)
And so it should! After all, we are discussing the crown joules of mouser's demesne.-cranioscopical (March 08, 2019, 02:46 PM)
I think that there is a potential difference that you re-fuse to see that I can't relay between our alternating current conversations.-wraith808 (March 08, 2019, 04:04 PM)
We're poles apart and, to be direct, at the risk of seeming a growler, that kind of thinking comes close to analog ic. You really should keep an ion it.-cranioscopical (March 08, 2019, 08:07 PM)
come on guys, try to remember this is a DC forum...-Target (March 09, 2019, 08:54 PM)
AC your problem.-wraith808 (March 09, 2019, 09:25 PM)
Un-phased by all of this...-Shades (March 10, 2019, 04:39 AM)
Trust you to pylon!-cranioscopical (March 10, 2019, 12:45 PM)
rule of thumb, no one should ever touch electricity...-Target (March 07, 2019, 11:18 PM)
Shocking revelation, that.-skwire (March 08, 2019, 12:04 AM)
That lightning wit on display, eh?-wraith808 (March 08, 2019, 12:20 AM)
These kinds of remarks are a bit of a jolt!-cranioscopical (March 08, 2019, 08:21 AM)
Ohm my word, I knew you all wouldn't be able to resist.-skwire (March 08, 2019, 08:39 AM)
That comment really Hertz.-wraith808 (March 08, 2019, 09:49 AM)
And so it should! After all, we are discussing the crown joules of mouser's demesne.-cranioscopical (March 08, 2019, 02:46 PM)
I think that there is a potential difference that you re-fuse to see that I can't relay between our alternating current conversations.-wraith808 (March 08, 2019, 04:04 PM)
We're poles apart and, to be direct, at the risk of seeming a growler, that kind of thinking comes close to analog ic. You really should keep an ion it.-cranioscopical (March 08, 2019, 08:07 PM)
Plumbing and Electricity are two areas that I personally won't touch. Good luck!-wraith808 (March 05, 2019, 06:58 PM)
Was there more than 1?-Tuxman (March 04, 2019, 04:32 PM)
A couple of matching numbers, while posting in the same thread, and signed up in the same year, but also one notable difference...-Ath (February 24, 2019, 03:02 AM)
That goat had impeccable timing!You're kidding!-wraith808 (December 28, 2018, 11:04 PM)-cranioscopical (December 29, 2018, 04:42 AM)
He went rama-lamba-ding-dong.-Stoic Joker (December 29, 2018, 08:14 AM)
EDIT: Looks like it's essentially a demo. It's a limited, non-fully-featured version of the game.-Deozaan (December 18, 2018, 04:56 PM)
I did that and then put the box over the computer. Now the machine is still very noisy and I can't reach the switch to turn it off.-cranioscopical (December 05, 2018, 11:38 PM)