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Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

« on: November 17, 2013, 08:13 AM »

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Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

« on: November 11, 2013, 09:27 AM »

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Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

« on: November 10, 2013, 11:21 AM »

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Living Room / Re: Making a new page of "DonationCoder's Favorite Web Sites" - suggestions?

« on: November 10, 2013, 03:48 AM »

http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/

Based on my experience, many people rely on that website to solve computer infections.

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General Software Discussion / Re: Does anyone know how I may remove Trojan Dropper:MSIL/Livate.A ?

« on: November 08, 2013, 07:37 AM »

Does anyone know how I may remove Trojan Dropper:MSIL/Livate.A ?

-patteo (November 07, 2013, 08:43 AM)

I would call for help to http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/

Someone already asked your same question:
http://www.bleepingc...andropper-need-help/
(are you Zatiac?   )

And this is the solution of Zatiac (of course I don't know if that applies for you too):
http://www.bleepingc...ed-fast-help-please/

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Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

« on: November 06, 2013, 02:50 PM »

An artwork that geeks would willingly deface:

Spoiler

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General Software Discussion / Re: CryptoLocker and CryptoPrevent

« on: November 04, 2013, 04:56 AM »

such viruses teach people to do regular backups.

-Raven (November 03, 2013, 02:28 PM)

It's not sufficent, as certain ransomware attack all the hard disks.
People should do backups in a removable device and then they should disconnect it.

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Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

« on: October 28, 2013, 05:05 PM »

Foreword: in my zone there is an ADSL brand having the name of a woman. To make this joke suitable for English/American language I will call that ADSL as Margaret. As far as I know, in English/American language Margaret is a female name only.

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An old man, who knows just nothing about informatics, hears that someone is ringing the bell. He goes near the door and asks:

"Who are you?"

A male voice answers: "I am Margaret!"

"And what you want?"

"I have the ADSL"

The old man murmurs: "Poor guy, he is homosexual and even ill..."

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General Software Discussion / Re: So-called upgrades that ruin good programs

« on: October 26, 2013, 02:15 PM »

Upgrade of Google: staff of Google have properly thought to move the item "Video" into a deep structure. Now to reach "Video" it takes four clicks instead of two.
Fine!

(there is still the old good page at https://www.google.com/webhp?complete=0 but I am sure it will be deleted)

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Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

« on: October 23, 2013, 07:15 PM »

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General Software Discussion / Re: So-called upgrades that ruin good programs

« on: October 22, 2013, 08:43 AM »

It would be interesting even a thread about old bugs/absurdites of programs that programmers refuse to fix.

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General Software Discussion / Re: So-called upgrades that ruin good programs

« on: October 22, 2013, 08:41 AM »

AutoCAD LT98 had a wonderful "aerial view", I mean a small window showing the whole drawing. By a click and a dragging the user could perform a zoom, by a dragging the user could perform a pan. It was a pleasure to surf on the whole drawing, it was a pleasure to jump from a zone to another zone of the drawing.
In AutoCAD 2002 LT that precious convenience was complicated, so it became unusable.

Idiots have the power.

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Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

« on: October 18, 2013, 06:43 AM »

Before marriage:

She: Hello!
He : At last! For a long time I have waited for such moment!
She: Do you wish I go away?
He : No! How can you think that??? I quake if I only image that
SHe: Do you love me?
He : Yes! At every hour of day and night
She: Have you ever denied me?
He : No! Never! Why do you ask that?
She: Do you wish to kiss me?
He : Yes, every time I can!
She: Can you ever be able to beat me?
He : Are you crazy??? You know how I am!
She: Can I trust you?
He : Yes!
She: Oh my dear...


After marriage:
Read the previous text from below to top

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Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

« on: October 13, 2013, 04:25 AM »

Two forgers print many banknotes, but then they notice to have printed 550$ banknotes. They get nervous and upset.
One of them says: "Give me one banknote. I will try to exchange it".
He exits and after many hours he comes back. He is enthusiastic.
"Hey, do you know? I have exchanged the money! The guy I met is ready to exchange even other banknotes! We've got it!!!".
Other forger: "What luck!!! What money did you get in exchange for those 550$?"

Spoiler

"I got five 110$ banknotes!"

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Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

« on: October 10, 2013, 03:45 PM »

Progress:

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Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

« on: October 09, 2013, 04:21 AM »

ACAB... from another point of view:

Spoiler

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Living Room / Re: Recommend some music videos to me!

« on: October 02, 2013, 03:43 PM »

4 non blondes - Misty mountain hop:

http://vimeo.com/66410009

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Living Room / Re: Recommend some music videos to me!

« on: October 02, 2013, 03:35 PM »

This was the signature tune of a Tv program (no video though):

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Living Room / Re: Recommend some music videos to me!

« on: September 30, 2013, 09:59 AM »

I propose a video with Tab Benoit e Janiva Magness, where Janiva Magness plays a curious instrument...

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Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

« on: September 27, 2013, 07:50 AM »

CIA needs a killer and it subjects three persons to a test.

Agent of CIA speaks to the first person, a man: "Take this pistol. In the other room there is your wife. Kill her."
The man: "No, I can't do it!".
Agent: "You are not reliable. Goodbye."

Agent of CIA speaks to the second person, a man again: "Take this pistol. In the other room there is your wife. Kill her."
The man takes the pistol, enters in the other room, comes back and says: "No, I can't do it...".
Agent: "You are not reliable. Goodbye."

Agent of CIA speaks to the third person, a woman: "Take this pistol. In the other room there is your husband. Kill him."
The woman suddenly takes the pistol, enters in the other room, she doesn't close the door either. The agent hears all the shots, then he hears screams, the noise of a violent fight, the noise of broken furnitures.
The woman comes back and says: "Your bullets were false. I had to kill that bastard by the chair!".

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Living Room / Re: Jazz Recommendation Thread

« on: September 26, 2013, 06:50 AM »

I am not expert at jazz, but I wish to mention "Jazz at the pawnshop". It's very famous among audiophiles. They say that album is very well recorded. However I don't remember how they judge it with regard to artistic side.

Tracks from "Jazz at the pawnshop" are present in Youtube, of course.

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Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

« on: September 20, 2013, 06:33 AM »

Mouse of PC can produce tendinitis and other diseases to our wrist. To verify if you are at risk or to verify the condition of your wrist, try this simple test: using the mouse drag the letter A on the letter B.

A

Stop to fuck around and get back to work!

B

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General Software Discussion / Programs without installation

« on: September 18, 2013, 12:48 PM »

Did you already know this software? http://0install.net/injector.html

Shortly, using this software it's possible to start many programs without installing them.

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Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

« on: September 17, 2013, 04:25 PM »

Engaged squirrels:



(animated image)

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General Software Discussion / Re: FastStone Image Viewer

« on: September 13, 2013, 05:12 AM »

I deeply like JpegView. It's simple, fast, and in my PC the colors appear fresh, as if they were slightly damp.
All that in a program 2 mb large.