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Living Room / Re: Your tax dollars at work: Now FDA proposes to ban a brand of cookie?
« on: November 24, 2013, 06:52 PM »Cookies don't kill people. People that smuggle illegal cookies across borders because some jackass outlawed them kill people.
If the government really wanted to put an end to organized crime, they'd stop outlawing dumb shit that people actually happen to like. But instead they continue to cause the problem...just so they can pretend to be fixing it.-Stoic Joker (November 24, 2013, 03:07 PM)
I have a batch of cookies in the oven right now.
Are they going to come arrest me for posession of contraband because I've made cookies according to Grandma's favorite recipe that has not been approved by the FDA and may contain traces of soap and whatever other contaminants are on the dishes I used to mix it?
Oh by the way, they might as well ban the use of a household oven too. Because people use those far more often for baking up unhealthy desserts than preparing healthy meals like garlic bread and pizza- which is a vegetable according to the FDA and therefore healthy.