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Author Topic: Orcs Must Die 2, Crusader Kings 2 (+2 pieces of DLC) and Terraria Giveaway  (Read 5214 times)

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I recently got some bundle overlap and I am giving away the games. To spice things up, the games goes to whoever can tell me the worst/best joke, rather than first come first serve.
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?

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He drank his coffee before it was cool.



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Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?

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Because they have big fingers!


P.S. I don't actually want the games, but just wanted to share a joke. (c:


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Oh jesus, Cthorpe. That joke was cringe worthy. So, what do you want? All of them or anything specific?

Thanks for some extra chuckles Deo. Always appreciated
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Why didn't they play cards on Noah's ark?

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Because Noah was sitting on the deck!



I don't need any games either. I just wanted to post something really lame! ;D :Thmbsup:

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Oh jesus, Cthorpe. That joke was cringe worthy. So, what do you want? All of them or anything specific?

Thanks for some extra chuckles Deo. Always appreciated

I thought I wanted OMD2 and/or Terraria, but apparently I already own them.  Darn Steam sales.

What DLC do you have for Crusader Kings 2?  I own the game and some of the DLC, but not all of it.

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It's the African and Russian unit pack.
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I was going to try for the copy of Terraria since my son is fanatical about it, but apparently we already bought it for him.  Here's a bad joke anyway.

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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

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No games for me... just a really bad joke.  And I'm glad I wasn't able to help you out with SteamGifts... this is a whole lot better!

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

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He worked his problem out with a pencil


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It was a number 2 pencil.

 


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Ok... last one.  And I'm running after this one.

A baby seal walks into a club...

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

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I just can't stop!

what do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

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A small medium at large!


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It's the African and Russian unit pack.

I don't have either one of those.  I'll take either one or both.

Thanks!