hate "kill puppies": 10 // hate "for satan": 6 // undeclared: 4 // are fixated on my anus: 1
Date: Sun, 30 Mar 2003 00:59:28 EST
To: [email protected]
You are a fucking idiot for making a game like this. I myself am an animal lover & it's people like you that make it impossible for animals to live happily without some asshole coming along & feeding a dog anti-freeze to kill it. You disgust me & b/c of you & your game people everywhere are killing innocent dogs b/c they think it's "cool". I have an idea for a game!
How about "BLOW JONATHAN TWEET'S HEAD OFF FOR PUPPIES!" Fuck you you fucking dickwad!!!!!!!!!!!!
in your honor i create:
fuckwit the roleplaying game
in fuckwit you have only one stat, fuckwitude. it represents how fuckwitted you are. you roll on it whenever you try to do something.
character creation: roll a d10. add 90. that's your fuckwitude.
resolution: when you try to do something, roll percentile dice (d%). if the dice come up equal to or greater than your fuckwitude, fine. carry on. if they come up less than your fuckwitude, stop! you do something fuckwitted instead. roll d% on the fuckwitted action table:
d% fuckwitted action
1-45 you send me the "how could you hurt a sweet little animal!" hatemail.
46-75 you send me the "won't you accept christ's good lovin' if you don't it's the anal rape pits for you!" hatemail.
76-95 you send me the "fuck you you're teaching all the children everywhere that it's cool to kill puppies!" hatemail.
96-100 roll twice.
you get xp's x 1.5 if you put "cool" in quotes.