Let me add my 2 cents. I think your program, Renegade, is a "Bad Idea" TM
. I do not think you should promote and facilitate a Denial of Service (yes, that is what the courts/lawyers will call it) attack on anybody, even the jerks at Network Solutions.
Additionally, this won't cost them but a few cents of electricity. You will be spending hundreds, if not thousands, of you own time, money, and effort, for a very minuscule return.
I, personally, will not be participating in any way in your plans.
P.S. Don't worry, I still have a man crush on you.