I wonder if the pilot was tempted to announce it as Flight 666 to HELL-sinki? Would you have boarded if you found out that all the other passengers were charter members of Atheists International?

Did you hear about the Microsoft Windows programmer who died?
He found himself in front of a committee that decides whether you go to Heaven or Hell.

The committee told the programmer he had some say in the matter and asked him if he wanted to see Heaven and Hell before stating his preference.

"Sure," he said, so an angel took him to a place with a sunny beach, volleyball, and rock and roll, where everyone was having a great time.

"Wow!" he exclaimed. "Heaven is great!"

"Wrong," said the angel. "That was Hell. Want to see Heaven?"

"Sure!" So the angel took him to another place. Here a bunch of people were sitting in a park playing bingo and feeding dead pigeons.

"This is Heaven?" asked the Windows programmer.

"Yup," said the angel.

"Then I'll take Hell." Instantly he found himself plunged up to his neck in red-hot lava, with the hosts of the damned in torment around him. "Where's the beach? The music? The volleyball?" he screamed frantically to the angel.

"That was the demo," she replied as she vanished.

Clowning around? Pure awesomeness!

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/uk/creepy-northampton-clown-terrifying-residents-by-standing-around-on-street-corners-staring-at-passersby-29584319.html

Creepy Northampton clown terrifying residents by standing around on street corners staring at passers-by

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However, many messages have expressed anger at the clown for scaring people, with one user writing: "You've been spotted now get out of the clown suit and start acting like a grown up that you supposing are and stop scaring people as some people do have real fears of clowns and you are terrorising them despite what you may say." Others have threatened violence should they see the clown.

HAHAHAHAHAA~!



Silly? 110%.

That's cute Giampy!

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THAT.WAS.AWESOME!   

How to calm a crying baby?

The baby was crying because it was too quiet, LOL! 

I hear a lot of babies respond well to the sound of a loud vacuum cleaner, and some babies, it's the only way to get them to go to sleep.

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Oh, so *that's* why I can't get a job!

Mouse of PC can produce tendinitis and other diseases to our wrist. To verify if you are at risk or to verify the condition of your wrist, try this simple test: using the mouse drag the letter A on the letter B.

A

Stop to fuck around and get back to work!

B

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^ Not an image that I think I want in my head...