Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5,847,927 times)

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #2100 on:** September 02, 2013, 11:59 PM »

In honor of Edward Snowden, I changed my avatar pic!

I'm going to look for some fun signs to put in my next post.

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #2101 on:** September 03, 2013, 12:07 AM »

Here are some more signs! I think more of them are photoshopped than the site lets on, but hey! Why not? At least the concepts are great!

In honor of Edward Snowden! This became my profile pic!
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The Runner Up:
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This one is for Renny!
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TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #2102 on:** September 03, 2013, 12:29 AM »

Here are some "simple" funny ones.
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This next one is terrifying!
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TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #2103 on:** September 03, 2013, 01:56 AM »

A few more signs:

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Arizona Hot · « **Reply #2104 on:** September 03, 2013, 03:09 AM »

Here is a gif of the fake punt play in the Villanova vs. Boston College game for the gif lovers here.

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Villanova fake punt confuses cameraman, entire BC defense

Villanova vs. Boston College final score Wildcats tire against Eagles, fall 24-14

Renegade · « **Reply #2105 on:** September 03, 2013, 06:19 AM »

Quote from: TaoPhoenix on September 03, 2013, 12:07 AM

This one is for Renny! (see attachment in previous post)

You're trying to trick me! But my super-powers of not pissing myself laughing have only grown stronger!!! I now have the power of pissing all over the bathroom everywhere and short circuiting cameras power!!!

In other "dick" news...

http://imgur.com/gallery/zZ7SD (NSFW)

Yeah, that's how you mold clay!

Renegade · « **Reply #2106 on:** September 03, 2013, 03:45 PM »

Would you like to have sex with me?

No... Not you! It's the question in the videos below! You perv!

(But the answer is still no!)

Chick asks dudes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JJFBtHcBnM

Dude asks chicks...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxyySRgrYsU

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #2107 on:** September 03, 2013, 04:59 PM »

sez it all!

Renegade · « **Reply #2108 on:** September 04, 2013, 04:40 AM »

CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS SHORT FILMS!

http://www.explosm.net/show/episode/50/the-rope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwvXtfRjonc

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #2109 on:** September 04, 2013, 06:39 AM »

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40 Maps That Will Help You Make Sense of the World «TwistedSifter

IainB · « **Reply #2110 on:** September 04, 2013, 12:54 PM »

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Renegade · « **Reply #2111 on:** September 04, 2013, 03:10 PM »

Quote from: IainB on September 04, 2013, 12:54 PM

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Explanation:

Hehehe!

To quote the fellow that brought you the extra-dimensional reptilian alien conspiracy, "It's the Sun, stupid!"

Renegade · « **Reply #2112 on:** September 04, 2013, 05:12 PM »

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wraith808 · « **Reply #2113 on:** September 04, 2013, 05:57 PM »

I don't get it.

IainB · « **Reply #2114 on:** September 04, 2013, 08:36 PM »

It's silly.

tomos · « **Reply #2115 on:** September 04, 2013, 09:48 PM »

Quote from: wraith808 on September 04, 2013, 05:57 PM

I don't get it.

Quote from: IainB on September 04, 2013, 08:36 PM

It's silly.

well, it's taking the piss, isn't it?
hopefully more out of sexual repression, [often fueled by religion], than out of religion itself (or that's how I'd read it anyway, seeing as "the man" has never been quoted saying anything like that).
Note to self and everyone else though: religion related discussions belong in the basement ;-)

IainB · « **Reply #2116 on:** September 04, 2013, 11:06 PM »

A mother went into her son's bedroom and caught him in the act of mast'g.
"Johnny!" she exclaimed, "Don't you realise that if you keep doing that your eyesight will get so bad that you'll go blind?!"
Johnny looked at her and said "Well, can I just do it until I need spectacles, mummy?"

Giampy · « **Reply #2117 on:** September 05, 2013, 03:04 PM »

Just to be sure:

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kyrathaba · « **Reply #2118 on:** September 05, 2013, 06:46 PM »

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Renegade · « **Reply #2119 on:** September 06, 2013, 01:07 AM »

^^ That's excellent!

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #2120 on:** September 06, 2013, 01:14 AM »

I always giggle at that. You get 500 programmers who can write 500 lines of code but they can't get the *same seven* grammar points right.

bit · « **Reply #2121 on:** September 06, 2013, 07:11 AM »

IainB · « **Reply #2122 on:** September 06, 2013, 12:31 PM »

There was a Russian transistor who worked as a prostitute specialising in S&M. She was so hot she radiated in the infra red end of the spectrum. "Resistance is futile!" she would say to her delightfully terrified customers.

Renegade · « **Reply #2123 on:** September 06, 2013, 01:10 PM »

This is just cute!

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Renegade · « **Reply #2124 on:** September 09, 2013, 08:18 AM »

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2415052/Drug-smugglers-set-50million-hash-jump-overboard-Mediterranean.html

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Bungling drug smugglers set £50million of hash on fire and jumped overboard after being caught by coastguard in the Mediterranean
Freighter was 'buzzed' by a helicopter from the Italian coastguard
Ship was Tanzania-registered, with nine people on board jumping into sea
30 tonnes of hash had been loaded on in Turkey

Wow. Cue stoner jokes...