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I'm pretty sure the hores-essay is a hoax (it's a bit overdone), but that doesn't make it any less funnierwell I've done something similar here,
I'm pretty sure the hores-essay is a hoax (it's a bit overdone), but that doesn't make it any less funnier

I'm pretty sure the hores-essay is a hoax (it's a bit overdone), but that doesn't make it any less funnierwell I've done something similar here,
writing about what I thought was "birds" but I mistakenly used the word "Vögeln". I was embarrassed when someone else explained what I had handed up to my female teacher.
I believe I may even have said something along the lines of -
"I like vögeln" lol

Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Wal-Mart and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it.
Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Wal-mart.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheffield

, and monkeyhitman is one of the better 4chan pixx.
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