Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5,847,927 times)

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #6001 on:** December 20, 2020, 10:36 PM »

Have you tried quantum ice cream? You don't know how many calories it has until you eat it.

x16wda · « **Reply #6002 on:** December 24, 2020, 01:29 AM »

panzer · « **Reply #6003 on:** December 27, 2020, 10:06 AM »

wraith808 · « **Reply #6004 on:** January 01, 2021, 10:25 PM »

Hey. Hey guys? Hindsight is actually 2020 now.

app103 · « **Reply #6005 on:** January 02, 2021, 12:24 AM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on December 20, 2020, 10:36 PM

Have you tried quantum ice cream? You don't know how many calories it has until you eat it.

As opposed to the stuff you get at an ice cream parlor, where you usually never have any idea how many calories it has, ever.

wraith808 · « **Reply #6006 on:** January 02, 2021, 02:04 AM »

2020. Don't cry because it's over. Cry because it happened.

Deozaan · « **Reply #6007 on:** January 02, 2021, 05:58 AM »

Time to reset the calendar.

2019 and earlier will now be referred to as Before COVID (BC).
2020 and later will now be referred to as Always Distancing (AD).

panzer · « **Reply #6008 on:** January 02, 2021, 07:12 AM »

x16wda · « **Reply #6009 on:** January 06, 2021, 01:03 AM »

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #6010 on:** January 16, 2021, 03:31 AM »

The best non-interactive people watchers are plastic mannequins. I know this because when I shop they never stop talking to me.
Do people with hysterical deafness listen to mannequins?
Mannequins make the best spies and they are very patient.

panzer · « **Reply #6011 on:** January 25, 2021, 10:44 AM »

panzer · « **Reply #6012 on:** January 31, 2021, 08:27 AM »

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #6013 on:** February 01, 2021, 01:45 AM »

Has anyone here pulled a sword out of their scone.
Have you ever gone back and forth past somewhere so soon afterwards you ran into yourself.
Running into yourself is evidence that you are a solipist. Arguing with yourself doesn't count.
Be careful not to run into yourself while driving unless you have insurance for that.
If you do, you only have yourself to blame for it.
Don't walk through mirrors, unless you like yourself.
if you divide the work between me, myself and I, it gets done faster unless you're a procrastinator.
Clean up after yourself, no matter which you did it.
Cloning is the mother of many identity problems.
Don't spread yourself too thin, someone may walk on you.

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Run into yourself while shopping

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #6014 on:** February 05, 2021, 05:28 PM »

Don't date a cannibal, they just want you for your body!

panzer · « **Reply #6015 on:** February 17, 2021, 04:50 PM »

Target · « **Reply #6016 on:** February 19, 2021, 10:48 PM »

I couldn't decide whether to put this here or in Devs Corner, but here goes (and don't be put off the description)

https://github.com/NARKOZ/hacker-scripts

x16wda · « **Reply #6017 on:** February 19, 2021, 11:28 PM »

@Target

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #6018 on:** February 20, 2021, 06:30 PM »

What hapens if you get bitten by a were-geek?

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #6019 on:** February 21, 2021, 11:32 PM »

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These are samples of the pictures I found online while searching for something else. There are 19 pictures in the archive below so the source links are in the comments of the pictures.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #6020 on:** February 23, 2021, 09:04 PM »

Sometimes i'm not myself, i'm me.

There is another joke in the Basement that is more mature. Tell me if you like it.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #6021 on:** March 02, 2021, 01:52 AM »

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Family of Stormtroopers

Little girl joins the dark side of the force

Time Machine Redux

Your CPU temperature has exceeded 8125 °C. Prolonged use at this temperature may shorten the CPU's lifespan

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #6022 on:** March 12, 2021, 02:55 AM »

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Never ask a welder to wrap a present

Your package has arrived

Ship Your Friends an Embarrassing Box Prank; MicroPenisCure

panzer · « **Reply #6023 on:** March 13, 2021, 02:33 PM »

Linux is like a Wigwam: no Windows, no Gates and an Apache inside.

app103 · « **Reply #6024 on:** March 18, 2021, 06:59 PM »

Probably more reliable than the actual USPS. It's a crowd sourced subscription based service. You have to put a can of cat food outside your door every day, even if you aren't expecting a delivery.