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KodeZwerg · « **Reply #5952 on:** September 15, 2020, 07:44 AM »

@panzer Thanks for this great laugh, made my day!

panzer · « **Reply #5953 on:** September 15, 2020, 08:54 AM »

You are welcome.

KodeZwerg · « **Reply #5954 on:** September 16, 2020, 10:53 AM »

panzer · « **Reply #5955 on:** September 19, 2020, 08:59 PM »

x16wda · « **Reply #5956 on:** September 21, 2020, 01:09 AM »

panzer · « **Reply #5957 on:** September 26, 2020, 01:20 PM »

panzer · « **Reply #5958 on:** October 04, 2020, 08:03 PM »

Deozaan · « **Reply #5959 on:** October 06, 2020, 05:54 AM »

Clearly the Linux ToS are superior. One single sentence, easy to understand and obey.

panzer · « **Reply #5960 on:** October 19, 2020, 09:00 PM »

wraith808 · « **Reply #5961 on:** October 20, 2020, 01:58 AM »

Ever notice vampires always come from Europe and never Africa?

I think it's because vampires are afraid of holy water and...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

...they bless the rains down in Africa.

panzer · « **Reply #5962 on:** October 20, 2020, 06:10 AM »

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #5963 on:** October 20, 2020, 10:34 AM »

Quote from: wraith808 on October 20, 2020, 01:58 AM

Ever notice vampires always come from Europe and never Africa?

I think it's because vampires are afraid of holy water and...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
...they bless the rains down in Africa.

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That was To-totally bad...

wraith808 · « **Reply #5964 on:** October 20, 2020, 12:28 PM »

Quote from: Stoic Joker on October 20, 2020, 10:34 AM

That was To-totally bad...

That was terrible!

panzer · « **Reply #5965 on:** October 21, 2020, 06:24 PM »

panzer · « **Reply #5966 on:** October 25, 2020, 01:11 PM »

https://toggl.com/blog/world-created-programmer

Shades · « **Reply #5967 on:** October 25, 2020, 04:41 PM »

Quote from: panzer on October 25, 2020, 01:11 PM

https://toggl.com/blog/world-created-programmer

That is a brilliant comic. Thanks for that one!

panzer · « **Reply #5968 on:** October 25, 2020, 05:43 PM »

You are welcome.

panzer · « **Reply #5969 on:** October 31, 2020, 09:12 PM »

anandcoral · « **Reply #5970 on:** November 01, 2020, 11:03 AM »

Quote from: panzer on October 31, 2020, 09:12 PM

So, Bollywood is far far away in galaxy from the reality

Regards,

Anand

panzer · « **Reply #5971 on:** November 01, 2020, 03:09 PM »

Don't judge Indians too fast. Even users don't know if it is a programming language or not:
https://www.quora.com/Is-CSS-or-HTML-a-programming-language

anandcoral · « **Reply #5972 on:** November 01, 2020, 05:09 PM »

Quote from: panzer on November 01, 2020, 03:09 PM

Don't judge Indians too fast. Even users don't know if it is a programming language or not:
https://www.quora.com/Is-CSS-or-HTML-a-programming-language

But Alien language !! (Most choice, see))

Regards,

Anand

panzer · « **Reply #5973 on:** November 01, 2020, 05:18 PM »

B+D together is bigger than C.

So, there were a lot of Indians in the audience that are more mobile phone junkies than computer one.

And all of them are Star Trek fans, I bet.

I heard that in Japan audience always chose the wrong answer on purpose so the producers decided to end the show.

4wd · « **Reply #5974 on:** November 01, 2020, 10:09 PM »

Quote from: panzer on November 01, 2020, 05:18 PM

B+D together is bigger than C.

Nah, the station logo is overlaying part of column C, you'd need A+B+D to beat it.

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I heard that in Japan audience always chose the wrong answer on purpose so the producers decided to end the show.

Considering some of the Japanese game shows I saw years ago, they probably decided it was too tame.