Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5,847,927 times)

x16wda · « **Reply #6050 on:** May 20, 2021, 11:00 AM »

@Deozaan would this count?

Deozaan · « **Reply #6051 on:** May 20, 2021, 01:43 PM »

Quote from: x16wda on May 20, 2021, 11:00 AM

@Deozaan would this count?

I think that would make you a bloody souffle.

rjbull · « **Reply #6052 on:** May 21, 2021, 09:28 PM »

From Private Eye^w, No. 1547, 14 May - 27 May 2021:

Deozaan · « **Reply #6053 on:** May 21, 2021, 09:38 PM »

I was present when this random discussion about a nursery rhyme occurred, and I thought it was so funny I had to share. You know the rhyme:

This little piggy went to the market.
This little piggy stayed home.
This little piggy had roast beef.
This little piggy had none.
This little piggy went wee-wee-wee all the way home.

Alice: "I've heard that's a commentary on capitalism vs. communism."
Bob: "So they're communist pigs?"
Alice: "Yep."
Bob: "Which one is Napoleon?" (Referring to George Orwell's Animal Farm.)
Alice: "The one that says oui oui oui!"

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #6054 on:** May 22, 2021, 12:59 AM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNWPqfCJDnc

Baby orangutan flips out over magic trick

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Burro & burrow

Turkey leg & sneaker

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #6055 on:** May 26, 2021, 04:09 AM »

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Funny Business Signs Put Up For Your Entertainment

Tg-lesbian T-Shirt

There are a lot of big rabbit holes in the internet.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The big ones end up in Wonderland.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #6056 on:** June 05, 2021, 06:30 AM »

What would you think of a female beauty contest where the winner was a crossdresser?

Not the same, but was real-life:

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This Young Man Entered A Beauty Pageant Disguised As A Woman And Reached The Finals

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #6057 on:** June 08, 2021, 04:02 AM »

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Mom found the smegma fridge

Smeg Two-Door Refrigerator, Pink, Right Hinge

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #6058 on:** June 14, 2021, 12:22 AM »

Has your phone ever reported that the battery was 66.6% charged. If you used it then, you would probably be sent to the Twilight Zone.

Number of the beast

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The Number of the Beast (novel)

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #6059 on:** June 20, 2021, 12:22 AM »

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From email.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #6060 on:** June 22, 2021, 02:46 AM »

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Advice from a Pickle

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #6061 on:** June 23, 2021, 03:18 AM »

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This is a sample of what is in the archive below.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #6062 on:** June 25, 2021, 01:38 AM »

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My son, the thief

This is a sample of what is in the archive below.

app103 · « **Reply #6063 on:** June 29, 2021, 02:55 AM »

Leaked footage of Microsoft hardware partners at the Windows 11 requirements design meeting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyNAlLO1KlE

rjbull · « **Reply #6064 on:** July 27, 2021, 08:07 PM »

What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Prime mates.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #6065 on:** August 13, 2021, 08:00 PM »

Are ghost kitchens haunted?

Ghost kitchens are those that handle delivery orders only. You can't get anything in-person.

tomos · « **Reply #6066 on:** August 19, 2021, 03:33 PM »

Quote from: rjbull on July 27, 2021, 08:07 PM

What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account?
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Prime mates.

that one made me laugh

tomos · « **Reply #6067 on:** August 19, 2021, 03:50 PM »

google translate is having a bad hair day --
I wanted to translate a German Dell support page to English -- it got translated to a mish-mash of mostly Dutch with spatterings of English.
Especially entertaing though were the feedback questions at the bottom:

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