Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5,847,927 times)

panzer · « **Reply #5900 on:** May 30, 2020, 10:31 AM »

EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW TO SURVIVE COVID-19 I LEARNED BY WATCHING SCIFI & HORROR MOVIES:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUdV7Xf9sT4

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5901 on:** May 30, 2020, 04:35 PM »

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Do any of your windows have an air conditioner?

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5902 on:** June 05, 2020, 05:56 PM »

Something other than rickrolling ^

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If Operating Systems were Dogs

If Cars Were Dogs

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5903 on:** June 08, 2020, 01:57 PM »

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Looking for a girl by the name of Sue D. Nymm

wraith808 · « **Reply #5904 on:** June 15, 2020, 08:08 PM »

(With apologies to any jazz musicians...)

What's the difference between two large pizzas and a jazz musician?

The pizza can feed a whole family.

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #5905 on:** June 16, 2020, 05:33 PM »

Thought this was interesting

tomos · « **Reply #5906 on:** June 16, 2020, 09:03 PM »

Quote from: Stoic Joker on June 16, 2020, 05:33 PM

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13. The true meaning of 42

In The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy the supercomputer Deep Thought is built by a race of hyper-intelligent alien beings to determine the answer to "life, the universe, and everything". Deep Thought determines that the answer is somewhat anticlimactically "42". It sounds like a joke, but is there more to this answer? Douglas Adams was an unabashed computer nerd and knew a heck of a lot about programming language and coding. In programming, an asterisk is commonly used to translate as "whatever you want it to be". In ASCII language, the most basic computer software, "42" is the designation for an asterisk. A computer, Deep Thought, was asked what the true meaning of life was. It answered as a computer would: "42" = "anything you want it to be". Genius.
Thought this was interesting

I like it a lot

I found the text and cleaned it up, want to save that :-)

Ath · « **Reply #5907 on:** June 19, 2020, 05:40 PM »

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5908 on:** June 26, 2020, 03:42 AM »

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From email. Let me know if you want to know more of what was in there.

4wd · « **Reply #5909 on:** July 05, 2020, 06:24 AM »

For those that watched the Chernobyl^w mini-series, (which was excellent):

And COVID related:

Deozaan · « **Reply #5910 on:** July 05, 2020, 10:54 PM »

In the year 2026...

Apple: Our new iPhone costs only $300 and the battery lasts 30 days!

Consumers: Wow! Amazing!

Apple: It also can't be recharged. That's right, we're so courageous.

wraith808 · « **Reply #5911 on:** July 09, 2020, 02:02 PM »

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #5912 on:** July 09, 2020, 03:27 PM »

^love it!^

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5913 on:** July 13, 2020, 08:31 PM »

Has anyone here pranked their provider by telling them they are a forest pixie having trouble with their cell phone(they are having connection problems while flying)? Or that they are a pixie trying to sign up for service and their address is a pine tree there.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5914 on:** July 18, 2020, 04:37 AM »

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There's a Cake Recipe Hidden in Peacock's Terms of Use, So We Baked It

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Here's what 'LOL' looks like in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics

panzer · « **Reply #5915 on:** July 18, 2020, 01:18 PM »

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5916 on:** July 23, 2020, 05:50 PM »

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Creative restaurant signs that will have you howling with laughter

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Please do not print large jobs

wraith808 · « **Reply #5917 on:** August 02, 2020, 05:49 PM »

What concert costs only 45 cents?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

50 cent featuring nickelback.

J-Mac · « **Reply #5918 on:** August 02, 2020, 06:11 PM »

[groan].

Jim

panzer · « **Reply #5919 on:** August 14, 2020, 10:45 AM »

x16wda · « **Reply #5920 on:** August 14, 2020, 10:56 AM »

can't find the bug...

panzer · « **Reply #5921 on:** August 16, 2020, 08:32 AM »

mouser · « **Reply #5922 on:** August 16, 2020, 02:22 PM »

Nice find, panzer.

Deozaan · « **Reply #5923 on:** August 16, 2020, 04:37 PM »

I've heard people complain that wearing masks makes it hard to breathe, but how the smurf are you supposed to breathe in that thing?

wraith808 · « **Reply #5924 on:** August 16, 2020, 04:58 PM »

Quote from: Deozaan on August 16, 2020, 04:37 PM

I've heard people complain that wearing masks makes it hard to breathe, but how the smurf are you supposed to breathe in that thing?

Just from looking at it, I think the face hugger is just ornamental, and there's a mask underneath that it's attached to from where the elastic attaches. I could be wrong. If I'm not, I don't get it either.