Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5,847,927 times)

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5875 on:** April 18, 2020, 06:34 AM »

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Hilarious Design Fails That Will Make You Do a Double Take

Edvard · « **Reply #5876 on:** April 22, 2020, 08:23 AM »

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!

Edvard · « **Reply #5877 on:** April 22, 2020, 08:23 AM »

How has the price of opinions remained $0.02 over the years even after inflation?

wraith808 · « **Reply #5878 on:** April 22, 2020, 02:00 PM »

I think I lost an electron.

Are you sure?

I'm positive!

I'm never going to survive without my proton!

Oh, you're so negative.

neutron walks into a bar, tells the bartender he's worried about the tab. Bartender says "For you, no charge."

A neutrino walks into a bar. Bartender asks "what can I get you?" "Nothing, I'm just passing through."

Someone tried to hit on a neutrino in the bar... but they had no interaction.

when all the ions get organized, do they unionize?

I have nothing against anion union but just for the record I'm a space alien cation.

People often mistakenly accuse me of having no sense of humour.

That's not true.

Though yes, it's pretty lousy. And small.

Subatomic, actually.

Deozaan · « **Reply #5879 on:** April 24, 2020, 12:16 AM »

I think this pitch meeting series is funny in general, but this one specifically makes a little nod to the pandemic which I thought made it a good one to share here.

Spoiler warning for the movie A Quiet Place.

A Quiet Place Pitch Meeting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjFdjG2V_zc

daddydave · « **Reply #5880 on:** April 24, 2020, 01:50 AM »

Never was a fan of the show but I thought this was cute.

rjbull · « **Reply #5881 on:** April 24, 2020, 08:08 PM »

Deozaan · « **Reply #5882 on:** April 27, 2020, 07:33 PM »

Anyone in the mood for a chilly cheese dog?

daddydave · « **Reply #5883 on:** April 29, 2020, 01:31 AM »

Quote from: rjbull on April 24, 2020, 08:08 PM

[ toilet roll cake, TP hoarder, benevolent Daleks ]

Those are all great, 3 for 3!
Almost wish we had like buttons, I would have just used that..

app103 · « **Reply #5884 on:** April 29, 2020, 11:27 PM »

Quote from: rjbull on April 24, 2020, 08:08 PM

There's a bakery in my state that has taken it a step further and includes a poo cupcake with their toilet paper cakes, and they deliver!

mouser · « **Reply #5885 on:** April 29, 2020, 11:33 PM »

panzer · « **Reply #5886 on:** April 30, 2020, 07:40 AM »

System32Comics is a comic series that focuses on computer humor:
https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/system32comics/list?title_no=235074

mouser · « **Reply #5887 on:** April 30, 2020, 12:20 PM »

Quote from: panzer on April 30, 2020, 07:40 AM

System32Comics is a comic series that focuses on computer humor:
https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/system32comics/list?title_no=235074

Ha! Nice find. There are some funny comics there

Going to blog about that comic.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5888 on:** May 03, 2020, 06:30 PM »

His doctor put him on a no-meat diet, so a vampire only bit vegetarians.

panzer · « **Reply #5889 on:** May 08, 2020, 11:47 AM »

tomos · « **Reply #5890 on:** May 08, 2020, 07:33 PM »

^ really enjoyed some of those Panzer, but dont understand why knowing someone is about to break their neck or be otherwise seriously injured would be classified as 'funny' (?) I understand that 'fail' videos are shown as entertainment, I watched a few when I came across them first. But funny?

Shades · « **Reply #5891 on:** May 08, 2020, 08:07 PM »

The concept of 'Schadenfreude' is all to real, I'm afraid. According to Wiki, there is a word in the English language that covers this concept too: Epicaricacy
Yet, schadenfreude "sticks" better. At least in my mind it does.

tomos · « **Reply #5892 on:** May 08, 2020, 08:14 PM »

Quote from: Shades on May 08, 2020, 08:07 PM

The concept of 'Schadenfreude' is all to real, I'm afraid. According to Wiki, there is a word in the English language that covers this concept too: Epicaricacy
Yet, schadenfreude "sticks" better. At least in my mind it does.

yeah, there's that aspect.
Freude is 'joy' :-) that's taking pleasure in other's pain/whatever -- still not humour to me, but what the heck...

panzer · « **Reply #5893 on:** May 11, 2020, 06:31 PM »

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5894 on:** May 13, 2020, 03:43 PM »

You know you are having a bad day when your lava lamp erupts.

holt · « **Reply #5895 on:** May 17, 2020, 09:02 AM »

How the first Internet forum got its name.
"Don't be such a computer nerd and quit stammering. Relax! Who's the message to, already?"
"It's for... Um..."

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5896 on:** May 17, 2020, 08:38 PM »

Do nuclear power plant workers spend a lot of time fission during their vacations.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5897 on:** May 20, 2020, 04:39 PM »

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You've got it wrong again. You should always use the spell checker

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5898 on:** May 21, 2020, 05:00 PM »

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Untapped Potential cartoon

Swiss Army tank

Swis Army fingernails, Nails of a woman who changes her mind often, Pop fan nails

daddydave · « **Reply #5899 on:** May 23, 2020, 12:47 PM »

Quote from: panzer on May 11, 2020, 06:31 PM

[Go up a couple of posts and see panzer's Ubuntu 20.04 post]

Ironically the latest Windows 10 build is...2004.