Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5,847,927 times)

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5825 on:** February 05, 2020, 03:26 PM »

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25 really weird lawsuits you might not believe were ever filed

Man wants to legally change his age. Footlong sandwich is not a foot long(only 11 inches).

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60 Wacky Things People Actually Have in Their Homes

holt · « **Reply #5826 on:** February 05, 2020, 07:49 PM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on January 02, 2020, 04:42 PM

If you make coffee cups, can you be called a mugger?

'Coffee rat' drags espresso cup across subway platform

panzer · « **Reply #5827 on:** February 09, 2020, 05:48 AM »

x16wda · « **Reply #5828 on:** February 09, 2020, 02:58 PM »

wraith808 · « **Reply #5829 on:** February 09, 2020, 10:09 PM »

Now that was funny!

Deozaan · « **Reply #5830 on:** February 10, 2020, 01:10 AM »

Funny comic.

But it's gotten me curious: How come it's so trendy to hate on PHP so much? Is there a succinct explanation on what's wrong with PHP? Seems like a walk in the park next to something like the nightmare working in JavaScript has become.

rjbull · « **Reply #5831 on:** February 10, 2020, 10:28 PM »

wraith808 · « **Reply #5832 on:** February 11, 2020, 02:08 PM »

Quote from: Deozaan on February 10, 2020, 01:10 AM

Funny comic.

But it's gotten me curious: How come it's so trendy to hate on PHP so much? Is there a succinct explanation on what's wrong with PHP? Seems like a walk in the park next to something like the nightmare working in JavaScript has become.

To me Javascript and PHP have the same downside- it's a pain debugging it. It's gotten better, but that's the only real difference to me- I hate working in both of them.

panzer · « **Reply #5833 on:** February 14, 2020, 06:02 PM »

Quote from: Deozaan on February 10, 2020, 01:10 AM

Funny comic.

But it's gotten me curious: How come it's so trendy to hate on PHP so much? Is there a succinct explanation on what's wrong with PHP? Seems like a walk in the park next to something like the nightmare working in JavaScript has become.

https://dev.to/jjsantos/why-some-people-hate-php--55dn

Deozaan · « **Reply #5834 on:** February 14, 2020, 08:09 PM »

I just was reminded of this programming wat video.

https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat

"Let's talk about JavaScript ... wat!"

Deozaan · « **Reply #5835 on:** February 14, 2020, 08:34 PM »

Quote from: panzer on February 14, 2020, 06:02 PM

Quote from: Deozaan on February 10, 2020, 01:10 AM
How come it's so trendy to hate on PHP so much? Is there a succinct explanation on what's wrong with PHP? Seems like a walk in the park next to something like the nightmare working in JavaScript has become.

https://dev.to/jjsantos/why-some-people-hate-php--55dn

I followed some of the links down the rabbit hole and it seems everything I find from people saying it is bad is just tautology. Something in the form of "I know PHP is bad because everyone knows PHP is bad."

EDIT: I finally found an article that goes into actual details about the problems with PHP: https://eev.ee/blog/2012/04/09/php-a-fractal-of-bad-design/

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5836 on:** February 21, 2020, 09:21 PM »

One of the problems of nudism is the lack of pockets, especially for men(male purses?).

nickodemos · « **Reply #5837 on:** February 21, 2020, 10:29 PM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on February 21, 2020, 09:21 PM

One of the problems of nudism is the lack of pockets, especially for men(male purses?).

Fanny pack!

holt · « **Reply #5838 on:** February 23, 2020, 06:19 AM »

It occurred to me in a salient moment of pessimistic whit that an alien master race prior to going extinct, goofed up the creation of the Solar System in a markedly 'human' political tour de farce, somewhat as follows;
The Asteroids were a prime example of bickering between rival political factions, a la alien-style 'Republicans vs Democrats', in which the original planet got accidentally blown to pieces by super weapons.
Mars' water was appropriated by the Saturn faction to populate Saturn's ice rings.
Earth's Moon was set up as a penal colony, and its pockmarked surface is the result of successive armed uprisings, all of which were put down by prison wardens.
Venus is a bio-weapons experiment gone wrong.
Jupiter is a combination comet- & asteroid-sweep, and cleaning solution storehouse of ammonia bi-chemical compounds.
Pluto was intended to be a way station but got placed in the wrong orbit.
Earth was supposed to be a theme park vacation resort, in which the park flora & fauna got loose because of plate tectonics, and took over.
Mercury was a botched attempt to turn a gas giant into another Earthlike planet by putting it too close to the Sun, causing it to go too far in a misguided plan to boil off its unwanted gaseous shroud and leaving a burnt-out cinder.
Uranus' north-south axis was the original orientation of the entire planetary system, including the Sun, all of which somehow got misaligned due to a data conversion error in the Solar System's original template optics.
Neptune remains a perplexing mystery, except that it was rumored to have originally been annexed from the Alpha Centauri system, which wanted it back.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5839 on:** February 25, 2020, 04:11 AM »

Quote from: nickodemos on February 21, 2020, 10:29 PM

Quote from: Arizona Hot on February 21, 2020, 09:21 PM
One of the problems of nudism is the lack of pockets, especially for men(male purses?).

Fanny pack!

Probably not as big as many purses.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5840 on:** February 25, 2020, 04:21 AM »

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I buried this plastic skeleton in a shallow grave under my deck. It should be fun for the next home owner who fixes the deck in 30 years

Every Dad's Favorite Halloween Decoration
He definitely has a skeleton in his closet!

And You Think You've Been at Your Job Forever

panzer · « **Reply #5841 on:** March 01, 2020, 06:38 AM »

panzer · « **Reply #5842 on:** March 01, 2020, 06:44 AM »

holt · « **Reply #5843 on:** March 02, 2020, 01:38 AM »

Aunti Bio-Ticks, the perfect CDC (Center for Disease Control) 'anti-biotics' pharmaceuticals female cyborg. Matronly and punctual, she never gets tired, sick, or has a bad day.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5844 on:** March 03, 2020, 05:52 PM »

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Selfies from the Animal Kingdom Photos - ABC News

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Mirror selfie doggo

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5845 on:** March 03, 2020, 05:55 PM »

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Funny Zoo Memes

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Don't look in a mirror during a full moon night

holt · « **Reply #5846 on:** March 07, 2020, 10:51 AM »

You say; I love you.
S/he says; I love you too.
You say; I love you three! (and smirk).

panzer · « **Reply #5847 on:** March 07, 2020, 12:44 PM »

Quote from: holt on March 07, 2020, 10:51 AM

You say; I love you.
S/he says; I love you too.
You say; I love you three! (and smirk).

She says: Us three? OMG! How did you know that I am pregnant?

You: silence

IainB · « **Reply #5848 on:** March 07, 2020, 02:37 PM »

@panzer:
That joke (above) reminds me of the story about two Irishmen who went to a brothel but were concerned about not contracting any STDs and so each went armed with a supply of condoms.
After they left the brothel, one Irishman said to the second:"Oi was careful I had my condom on good an' proper, so as to be sure oi'd not get any STD."
The second said: "Oi was even more careful - oi used two condoms, one on top of the other."
The first said: "What?! Why two condoms?"
The second replied: "To be sure, to be sure."

panzer · « **Reply #5849 on:** March 07, 2020, 09:25 PM »