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Author Topic: rant! new features  (Read 932 times)

superboyac

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rant! new features
« on: September 11, 2014, 11:01:42 AM »
New features coming!  amazing!  After several months of development and beta testing with our millions of users, billions of dollar revenue, and the best resources available on earth, we are introducing the following NEW features:  (omg can't wait)
--We are changing the default wallpaper from the orion constellation to an image of arizona wildlife.
--Our icons are now hexagonal instead of the traditional octagon shape.
--We are getting rid of the microUSB connector for safety reasons, and replacing it with a magnetized rubiks-style connector.
--Users can change their profile photos.
--The display has an improved 551 ppi vs the original pathetic 487 ppi.
--Remember that rounded corner on the bottom left?  It's straight now.  We're considering straightening the others by 2019.

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Re: rant! new features
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2014, 11:31:57 AM »
Innovation  ;D

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Re: rant! new features
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2014, 12:12:04 PM »
I thought it was going to be a rant about new-features-bloat...
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Re: rant! new features
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2014, 06:04:38 AM »
icons ... hexagonal instead of the traditional octagon shape
Wow. So coolness.