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Edvard

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #25 on: October 22, 2013, 11:27:22 PM »
From an IRC conversation:

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #26 on: December 01, 2013, 04:24:29 AM »
From 09:25 of Guerilla Scala Programming at eBay until 09:50 (25 seconds).
« Last Edit: December 01, 2013, 08:09:40 PM by ewemoa »

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #27 on: December 23, 2013, 08:14:38 PM »
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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #28 on: December 23, 2013, 08:18:25 PM »
 ;D :Thmbsup:

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #29 on: December 24, 2013, 01:02:31 AM »
 ;D

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #30 on: December 24, 2013, 09:00:08 AM »
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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #31 on: January 07, 2014, 09:03:17 PM »
This one courtesy of skwire:

Yes, you are correct about that data, and I haven't added it (yet) for two reasons: 1) I haven't decided WHERE to put that data.  2) If I add the network time, it stands to reason that folks will want that time converted to their timezone.  To see why I'm hesitant about that, watch this video: https://www.youtube....re=player_detailpage


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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #32 on: January 08, 2014, 12:38:23 AM »

That vid is just epic. He has some other useful vids, but that one is where he's like "just ruin yourself now, don't ever ever do time zones"! : )


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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #33 on: January 11, 2014, 04:08:42 PM »
Users:

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #34 on: January 11, 2014, 05:13:54 PM »
^ Love it, Deozaan!

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #35 on: January 11, 2014, 05:17:54 PM »
lol... we need a user version though:
User tries to drink out of glass, nothing comes out, liquid starts pouring out the sides... :P
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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #36 on: January 29, 2014, 08:33:57 PM »
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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #37 on: January 30, 2014, 12:44:02 AM »
... (Video)

Best Quote Ever:
(Slightly modded)
"So what you do is grab code, and put it your program, and give credit, and never ever look at it again."
:D


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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #38 on: January 30, 2014, 12:50:10 AM »
Heh in Programmer/"Commissioner" humor, it's those edge cases that killed me this year. I made some brutally dirty "proto-apps" that did certain things. But they don't work on DC. Or on any of 570 other sites. Oops.

I think Programming in general is like this, hence the current struggle to "micro monetize" and the people building "deep resources for free" just because no one needs to write the same crucial 10,000 line of code EVERY SINGLE TIME.


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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #39 on: January 30, 2014, 06:15:48 AM »
Always think about the acronyms.

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #40 on: January 30, 2014, 07:22:46 AM »
I always thought Java was a bit ... smelly...

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #41 on: January 30, 2014, 12:34:32 PM »
I always thought Java was a bit ... smelly...

*Shrug* Yeah...I didn't really see a problem with the name either. :D

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #42 on: January 30, 2014, 06:32:04 PM »
Isn't the most expensive/exquisite coffee not made of coffee beans that have been through the complete digestive channels of some rodent?

With its logo in mind, wouldn't that make Java the language to produce similar code?    :P

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #43 on: January 30, 2014, 08:35:40 PM »
^ Yeah, and when you're reviewing a Java developer's code: "Dude, that is some good shit..."

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #45 on: February 16, 2014, 09:29:19 AM »
Heh I'm always liked wordplay jokes, and add a dash of Tax Season insanity, and then three days off, and I get to make a little joke that I've had in my head for a couple of years now!

Boring Exec Summary: Lloyd Blankfein, CEO & Chairman of Goldman Sachs admitted that he and his company were part of the banking meltdown. But he didn't just say that. His precise phrasing was picked up by The Gregory Brothers of Autotune the News.

http://www.youtube.c.../watch?v=-fTh2GffJsM

(P.S. We need more hearings like this! That Younger Gregory pwns as "FCIC Commissioner"!)

And Blanky's precise phrasing screamed for a Venn Diagram!

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #46 on: February 16, 2014, 10:01:26 AM »
Pretty funny.  But babes with big boobs in hot tub would've put it over the top...less.  :)

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #47 on: February 18, 2014, 04:09:44 PM »
http://codetojoy.blo...rsus-crocodiles.html

Specifically: The passions are so high, because the stakes are so small.

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #48 on: February 24, 2014, 07:27:56 PM »
Quote
...there are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

via bottom of Martin Fowler

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #49 on: May 12, 2014, 06:12:08 PM »
^^  ;D