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MilesAhead

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #125 on: August 02, 2015, 09:57 AM »
It recurs to me this thread tells the same tail over  and over, with very little by way of return.  :)

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #126 on: September 12, 2015, 02:05 PM »

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #127 on: September 12, 2015, 02:54 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #128 on: October 21, 2015, 11:33 PM »



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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #129 on: October 22, 2015, 12:29 PM »
I've seen this one before, it's a great explanation. But those three values are the easy ones - how do you fit in Henry, Farad, and so forth?

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #130 on: December 20, 2015, 03:24 PM »



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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #131 on: December 20, 2015, 04:14 PM »
I've seen this one before, it's a great explanation. But those three values are the easy ones - how do you fit in Henry, Farad, and so forth?


I would be reluctant to attempt an image for a Henry.  Likewise I doubt I could come up with one for a Farad in 24 hours.  But I do wonder if any non geeks give a flux.  :D

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #132 on: December 21, 2015, 08:24 PM »


* Deozaan views google.com source.

:o

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #133 on: December 21, 2015, 09:50 PM »

* Deozaan views google.com source.

:o


Heh yeah I did that too, "Oh look, it only has like seven UI elements and a multi page source file?! OW!"


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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #134 on: December 26, 2015, 04:12 AM »
"Short Answer Questions: Name and describe the five key phases of software development."

15 - 1a.jpg

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #135 on: January 03, 2016, 08:51 PM »
Did you hear about the sysadmin that was always checking everyone's privileges?

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #136 on: January 04, 2016, 07:20 AM »
Where I commit thought crimes...

I guess I am not assertive enough.  I only think about committing thought crimes.  :)

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #137 on: May 01, 2016, 08:14 AM »
Two bytes meet.  The first byte asks, “Are you ill?” 
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #138 on: May 01, 2016, 06:21 PM »
Two bytes meet.  The first byte asks, “Are you ill?” 
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

I enjoy a good pun and that one was without parity. 



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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #139 on: May 23, 2016, 02:04 PM »
What is the code trying to tell you?

Code Puzzle:

Code: C# [Select]
  1. void Main()
  2. {
  3.   GetEwe();
  4.   Console.WriteLine($"You have been given: {Ewe}");  
  5. }
  6.  
  7. public enum Directions { Up, Down, Left, Right, Forward, Backward, Diagonally };
  8. public Directions? Ewe;
  9.  
  10. public Directions GetEwe()
  11. {
  12.   Random rand = new Random(DateTime.Now.Millisecond);
  13.   do
  14.   {
  15.     Ewe =
  16.     (
  17.       from direction in Enum.GetValues(typeof(Directions)).OfType<Directions>()
  18.       //let u = Directions.Down    
  19.       select direction
  20.     ).ElementAt(rand.Next(0, Enum.GetNames(typeof(Directions)).Length));
  21.   }
  22.   while (Ewe == Directions.Up);
  23.   return Ewe.Value;  Around();
  24. }
  25.  
  26. private void Around()
  27. {
  28.   Ewe = null;
  29. }

Solution
This code is never going to give you (Ewe) up, because the loop will assign a random direction to ewe as long as it is up
It is never going to let you (u) down, because the line//let u = Directions.Down is just a comment.
Since the return statement happens before calling Around(), it is obviously never going to run around.
And, because the method Around() is never called, it is also never going to "desert you", because it will never assign a null-value to Ewe.


Bonus points here.


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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #140 on: May 23, 2016, 03:30 PM »
^ Oh. My.

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #141 on: June 30, 2016, 06:47 AM »
Not really a joke, but seriously funny nevertheless:

http://bipcot.org/

http://bipcot.org/?page_id=29



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The BipCot NoGov License allows any use of software, media, products or services EXCEPT by governments. The BipCot NoGov License threatens no “government guns” for violators. It is not copyright-based, it is entirely shame-based.



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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #142 on: June 30, 2016, 09:41 PM »
A math programmer stumbles into his house at 3 am.

His wife is livid. "You're late!" She screams. "You said you'd be home by 11:45!"

"Actually," he responds, "I said I'd be in by a quarter of 12."

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #143 on: June 30, 2016, 10:13 PM »
A programmer's wife tells him, "Go to the supermarket and get some bread. While you're there, get eggs."

Spoiler
He never comes back.


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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #144 on: July 01, 2016, 04:18 AM »
A programmer's wife tells him, "Go to the supermarket and get some bread. While you're there, get eggs."

Spoiler
He never comes back.


The way I heard this one went like this:

A programmer's wife tells him, "Go to the supermarket and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."



The man comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #145 on: July 01, 2016, 04:25 AM »
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A programmer's wife tells him, "Go to the supermarket and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."
That's lovely.

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #146 on: March 22, 2017, 07:04 PM »

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #147 on: March 31, 2017, 09:35 AM »
Free drinks for coders.

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #148 on: March 31, 2017, 09:39 AM »
What's even more impressive - it says, of the day, so they must change the code daily. :Thmbsup:

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #149 on: March 31, 2017, 10:24 AM »
What's even more impressive - it says, of the day, so they must change the code daily. :Thmbsup:

Either that or the free drink changes with the day of the week?  :)