My only problem with it is...the UK voice sounds more like South African lol
"TextAssist 4.0 is a paid text-to-speech program..."
Dear Mr. Steve Stephen,
I am writing to you to ask you to participate in funding the new version of the paid text to speech program. In return for your 4 million dollar investment, you get 70% silent partner rights on revenue, estimated at twelve dollars per day. Please respond with your bank information!