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Author Topic: Apocalypse: Advice Issued For End Of The World  (Read 2795 times)

Stephen66515

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Apocalypse: Advice Issued For End Of The World
« on: December 08, 2012, 10:01:06 PM »

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British authorities have insisted they are prepared for the looming apocalypse and have issued advice on how to cope.

 In the event that the world ends on December 21, the public should check the car, fit a smoke alarm and learn to make a fire.

Full Story: http://news.sky.com/...for-end-of-the-world

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Re: Apocalypse: Advice Issued For End Of The World
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2012, 10:56:08 PM »
And some doomsday advice from the Australian PM's office:

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Re: Apocalypse: Advice Issued For End Of The World
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2012, 12:54:37 AM »
End of the world party starting tomorrow, yay


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Re: Apocalypse: Advice Issued For End Of The World
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2012, 05:17:18 AM »
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Re: Apocalypse: Advice Issued For End Of The World
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2012, 06:13:04 AM »
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Re: Apocalypse: Advice Issued For End Of The World
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2012, 07:35:33 AM »
"You have no chance to survive. Make your time. Ha Ha Ha!"

Because the Mayans predicted old skool internet memes. 

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Re: Apocalypse: Advice Issued For End Of The World
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2012, 08:25:41 AM »
...11 days... Capitulate, or die.  :mad:
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Re: Apocalypse: Advice Issued For End Of The World
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2012, 04:37:22 PM »
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Advice Issued for End Of The World

Don't forget to wash you ass...just in case you end up having to kiss it goodbye.

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Re: Apocalypse: Advice Issued For End Of The World
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2012, 05:21:50 PM »
It's funny that the "magic date" is the 21st - so close to the holidays. It gives the politicians a few minutes to take a break from the serious stuff and give us stuff to giggle over.

But wait!  :o 

The Mayans knew that 1600 years ago and carefully planned a fake announcement to be upon the wrong day in a desperate bid to save civilization!

And that's why we'll end happily ever after! The end!    ;D

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Re: Apocalypse: Advice Issued For End Of The World
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2012, 09:58:58 AM »
Hmm, is there any chance the Long Count Calendar just ends to force users to upgrade?

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Re: Apocalypse: Advice Issued For End Of The World
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2012, 12:09:19 PM »
Hmm, is there any chance the Long Count Calendar just ends to force users to upgrade?


That would be a troll of centuries old proportions.

The long count expires and people have to upgrade to a new model calendar.

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Re: Apocalypse: Advice Issued For End Of The World
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2012, 02:06:17 AM »
 :D
I smell Y2K+Zombies+global warming= The Worlds largest bitch Slap!  :P