Utterly twisted. (I want more!)
Put that right up there with the time I heard a "rock band"consisting of 12-year old girls sing Purple Haze
at a Girl Scout talent show and end the first verse with: S'cuze me while I kiss this guy!
(Note: I've since been told something like 25% of the people polled think that is the actual line in the song. I guess somebody's mother taught them the wrong words. )
Priceless! There wasn't a dry seat in the house after that innocent mistake.