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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #25 on: December 28, 2010, 03:00:21 PM »
(also +1 on Calvin & Hobbs. Easily my all time favorite strip.)
Oh yeah.  I used to be obsessed with Calvin and Hobbes.  What a treasure.  I still very fondly remember in 4th grade my dad driving me at night to the bookstore to buy me Something Under the Bed Is Drooling that had just come out and I couldn't wait any longer to get it.  Did you ever get the complete set with the hardcovers and case?  I did, it's awesome.  I need to get the Far Side one also.

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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #26 on: December 28, 2010, 03:08:23 PM »
Ah Calvin, this is one of my favorites:
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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #27 on: December 28, 2010, 05:18:13 PM »
I need to get the Far Side one also.
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Can we make up a price  for me  to get the Far Side DVD, please? ("Available in the U.S. ONLY").


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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #28 on: December 30, 2010, 05:06:07 AM »
Originally published on Thursday, December 23, 2010:


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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #29 on: December 30, 2010, 06:52:19 AM »
From C-Section Comics:

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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #30 on: December 30, 2010, 07:32:51 AM »
(also +1 on Calvin & Hobbs. Easily my all time favorite strip.)
Oh yeah.  I used to be obsessed with Calvin and Hobbes.  What a treasure.  I still very fondly remember in 4th grade my dad driving me at night to the bookstore to buy me Something Under the Bed Is Drooling that had just come out and I couldn't wait any longer to get it.  Did you ever get the complete set with the hardcovers and case?  I did, it's awesome.  I need to get the Far Side one also.

+1!

Calvin and Hobbes was the most intelligent, clever comic ever.

It's a shame that he stopped writing it.

Now we're stuck with Cathy and Broomhilda... Sigh...

Has anyone ever read a funny Cathy comic? (Well, not been totally high and read a Cathy comic that was funny. Being high just makes everything funny, even Cathy.)




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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #31 on: December 30, 2010, 08:00:07 AM »

Has anyone ever read a funny Cathy comic? (Well, not been totally high and read a Cathy comic that was funny. Being high just makes everything funny, even Cathy.)


Yeah, but it was a very long time ago.

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Like back in the late 70's, when Cathy was a "smart but confused" single woman just starting to make her way in the world. The passing years brought on new jobs, new responsibilities, marriage, and middle-age angst, which all combined to make her a more complex albeit less amusing character than she once was.

Much like what happened to so many of us. :-[

But no matter. It's over. Like many other successful cartoonists, Ms. Guisewite has announced she's retiring both herself and her lookalike.





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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #32 on: January 13, 2011, 06:50:29 AM »
one of a million Jewish jokes that I like:


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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #33 on: January 13, 2011, 10:03:12 AM »
not even a joke, but a real life story (It's important to read ALL of the story!):


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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #34 on: January 13, 2011, 12:02:53 PM »
hahaahahahahahaa love it.

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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #35 on: January 13, 2011, 11:25:33 PM »
Brilliant rhetoric in style.  ;)

You have to hand it to the British, they can say 'F..k off' so much more eloquently than practically any other person/nation that (natively) speaks English.

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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #36 on: January 13, 2011, 11:33:13 PM »
Haha, that was awesome. :)

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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #37 on: January 17, 2011, 06:46:40 AM »
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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #38 on: February 08, 2011, 03:21:06 AM »
any case will have at least two sides...


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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #39 on: February 11, 2011, 06:04:19 PM »
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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #40 on: February 11, 2011, 06:12:33 PM »
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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #41 on: February 11, 2011, 06:13:38 PM »
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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #42 on: February 11, 2011, 06:18:48 PM »
not even a joke, but a real life story (It's important to read ALL of the story!):

 (see attachment in previous post)


That was bucket-loads of excellence~! :D

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Re: Cute jokes' thread -> Things You Don't See Everyday
« Reply #43 on: February 13, 2011, 09:03:07 AM »
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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #44 on: February 13, 2011, 09:06:14 AM »
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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #45 on: February 13, 2011, 09:12:16 AM »
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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #46 on: February 13, 2011, 12:59:26 PM »
-excellent photos, kyrathaba :-)

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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #47 on: February 17, 2011, 03:12:52 PM »
BBC Bristol's early evening news programme had Graham Mack, a presenter for BBC Wiltshire, doing a warm-up for the Red Nose Day charity event.

Have you heard of the new Web site that aggregates YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook?

It's called   YouTwitFace.

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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #48 on: February 21, 2011, 10:36:08 AM »
This is way too funny, but very religious:

http://cynic.me/2011...d-lady-church-jokes/

My mom is religious and sent it to me, so it's pretty clean, but I'm quite sure that it would be offensive for some prudes.
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Re: Cute jokes' thread
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