Welcome Guest.   Make a donation to an author on the site July 29, 2014, 03:52:02 PM  *

Please login or register.
Or did you miss your validation email?


Login with username and password (forgot your password?)
Why not become a lifetime supporting member of the site with a one-time donation of any amount? Your donation entitles you to a ton of additional benefits, including access to exclusive discounts and downloads, the ability to enter monthly free software drawings, and a single non-expiring license key for all of our programs.


You must sign up here before you can post and access some areas of the site. Registration is totally free and confidential.
 
The N.A.N.Y. Challenge 2010! Download 24 custom programs!
   
   Forum Home   Thread Marks Chat! Downloads Search Login Register  
Pages: [1] 2 3 4 5 6 ... 9 Next   Go Down
  Reply  |  New Topic  |  Print  
Author Topic: Cute jokes' thread  (Read 48280 times)
Curt
Supporting Member
**
Posts: 6,308

see users location on a map View Profile Give some DonationCredits to this forum member
« on: November 25, 2010, 06:13:50 AM »

If 'you' want to, we can make this thread devoted to (harmless) cute jokes.
 tellme

Two of today's cute jokes:









 Wink
Logged
awaymouser
Participant
*
Posts: 7

View Profile Give some DonationCredits to this forum member
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2010, 06:50:33 AM »

hahahahaahahahahaah Thmbsup
Logged
40hz
Supporting Member
**
Posts: 10,436



see users location on a map View Profile Read user's biography. Give some DonationCredits to this forum member
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2010, 10:50:02 AM »

Maybe I'm finally reaching early senility, but the Oolong bunny meme cracks me up to no end.

Here's one example, which is very useful for making a Zen response to the usual ranters, axe grinders, and psychonauts you occasionally meet on forums:



Also, anything by Ashleigh Brilliant. Especially his "Pot-Shots."

One of my favs:




Logged

Don't you see? It's turtles all the way down!
Stephen66515
Animated Giffer in Chief
Honorary Member
**
Posts: 2,349



see users location on a map View Profile Give some DonationCredits to this forum member
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2010, 08:01:45 PM »

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Logged

No trees were harmed during the creation of this message.  Millions of electrons, however, were terribly inconvenienced

"Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the things you can think up if only you try!" - Dr. Seuss
Curt
Supporting Member
**
Posts: 6,308

see users location on a map View Profile Give some DonationCredits to this forum member
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2010, 01:49:28 AM »

Winter has just reached my country. This "chicken" didn't fully cross the road:





« Last Edit: November 26, 2010, 01:51:24 AM by Curt » Logged
Curt
Supporting Member
**
Posts: 6,308

see users location on a map View Profile Give some DonationCredits to this forum member
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2010, 08:00:14 AM »

Also, anything by Ashleigh Brilliant. Especially his "Pot-Shots."

I like his self-imposed limit of 17 words per epigram - more people than me could learn from it... Epigram #64: "I'm writing to tell you I have nothing to say"!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashleigh_Brilliant
Logged
Renegade
Charter Member
***
Posts: 10,889



Tell me something you don't know...

see users location on a map View Profile WWW Give some DonationCredits to this forum member
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2010, 09:44:08 AM »

Calvin & Hobbes was my favorite. Too bad the author stopped. It really was the best comic I've ever read.
Logged

Slow Down Music - Where I commit thought crimes...

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. - John Diefenbaker
Stephen66515
Animated Giffer in Chief
Honorary Member
**
Posts: 2,349



see users location on a map View Profile Give some DonationCredits to this forum member
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2010, 11:04:13 AM »

rofl, i love that calvin and hobbes pic, im soo gonna do that if we get enough snow!

Pics to come...snow depending haha
Logged

No trees were harmed during the creation of this message.  Millions of electrons, however, were terribly inconvenienced

"Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the things you can think up if only you try!" - Dr. Seuss
Tuxman
Supporting Member
**
Posts: 1,431


OMG not him again!

View Profile WWW Give some DonationCredits to this forum member
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2010, 03:16:43 PM »

http://theoatmeal.com/djtaf/  cheesy
Logged

I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes "Man, you're such a Cheetah!" and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever.
- @VeryGrumpyCat
Curt
Supporting Member
**
Posts: 6,308

see users location on a map View Profile Give some DonationCredits to this forum member
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2010, 05:48:22 AM »

Jesus' brother Bob

Edited:
An hour later and I am still laughing  :-)
« Last Edit: November 30, 2010, 07:46:43 AM by Curt » Logged
Curt
Supporting Member
**
Posts: 6,308

see users location on a map View Profile Give some DonationCredits to this forum member
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2010, 10:17:48 AM »

Calvin & Hobbes was my favorite. Too bad the author stopped. It really was the best comic I've ever read.

Calvin & Hobbes is still my favourite. Put a gun to my head and I just might be able to pick a single all time favourite strip:






Logged
Curt
Supporting Member
**
Posts: 6,308

see users location on a map View Profile Give some DonationCredits to this forum member
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2010, 08:46:35 AM »



« Last Edit: December 12, 2010, 08:49:13 AM by Curt » Logged
tomos
Charter Member
***
Posts: 8,358



see users location on a map View Profile WWW Give some DonationCredits to this forum member
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2010, 01:10:19 PM »


very good  Kiss

(keep it up thumbs up)
Logged

Tom
Curt
Supporting Member
**
Posts: 6,308

see users location on a map View Profile Give some DonationCredits to this forum member
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2010, 05:33:35 AM »

not sure how cute this one from real life is, but I think it's harmless:

'Seen in England' by Flickr's Greg 50:





Logged
Curt
Supporting Member
**
Posts: 6,308

see users location on a map View Profile Give some DonationCredits to this forum member
« Reply #14 on: December 26, 2010, 05:43:59 AM »

Seasoned...




Logged
mouser
First Author
Administrator
*****
Posts: 33,183



see users location on a map View Profile WWW Read user's biography. Give some DonationCredits to this forum member
« Reply #15 on: December 26, 2010, 08:57:20 AM »

curt, lol  Grin
Logged
Renegade
Charter Member
***
Posts: 10,889



Tell me something you don't know...

see users location on a map View Profile WWW Give some DonationCredits to this forum member
« Reply #16 on: December 26, 2010, 09:24:12 AM »

I nearly suffocated to death laughing the first time I read this in university. So, fair warning.


One of the many places you can find it.
Logged

Slow Down Music - Where I commit thought crimes...

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. - John Diefenbaker
mouser
First Author
Administrator
*****
Posts: 33,183



see users location on a map View Profile WWW Read user's biography. Give some DonationCredits to this forum member
« Reply #17 on: December 26, 2010, 09:26:56 AM »

 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Logged
JavaJones
Review 2.0 Designer
Charter Member
***
Posts: 2,514



see users location on a map View Profile WWW Give some DonationCredits to this forum member
« Reply #18 on: December 26, 2010, 10:03:00 PM »

That santa analysis is *brilliant*! I feel certain I've read that or something like it before, but either I haven't, or I've forgotten enough of it that its hilarity is once again fresh. cheesy

- Oshyan
Logged

The New Adventures of Oshyan Greene - A life in pictures...
Curt
Supporting Member
**
Posts: 6,308

see users location on a map View Profile Give some DonationCredits to this forum member
« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2010, 05:04:37 AM »

My sister knows that Santa is for real. She met him!





at least now you know why he didn't make it to your house...
« Last Edit: December 27, 2010, 05:06:18 AM by Curt » Logged
Edvard
Coding Snacks Author
Charter Honorary Member
***
Posts: 2,491



View Profile Give some DonationCredits to this forum member
« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2010, 09:38:01 AM »



(snort, chuckle, guffaw, fall over backward in chair...)
Logged

All children left unattended will be given a mocha and a puppy.
40hz
Supporting Member
**
Posts: 10,436



see users location on a map View Profile Read user's biography. Give some DonationCredits to this forum member
« Reply #21 on: December 28, 2010, 10:52:14 AM »

@Curt re: rock, paper scissors.

Brilliant find! As soon as I finish wiping up the coffee I just sprayed all over my desk I'll probably start laughing again.

 Thmbsup

(also +1 on Calvin & Hobbs. Easily my all time favorite strip.)
« Last Edit: December 28, 2010, 10:58:26 AM by 40hz » Logged

Don't you see? It's turtles all the way down!
Curt
Supporting Member
**
Posts: 6,308

see users location on a map View Profile Give some DonationCredits to this forum member
« Reply #22 on: December 28, 2010, 11:53:26 AM »

rofl, i love that calvin and hobbes pic, im soo gonna do that if we get enough snow!

Pics to come...snow depending haha

-we're still awaiting! There's certainly plenty with snow around ...

----------------------
One birthday coming up in my family - I can't wait to pass this one on:




Logged
worstje
Honorary Member
**
Posts: 555



The Gent with the White Hat

View Profile Give some DonationCredits to this forum member
« Reply #23 on: December 28, 2010, 12:50:01 PM »

« Last Edit: December 28, 2010, 12:57:44 PM by worstje » Logged
40hz
Supporting Member
**
Posts: 10,436



see users location on a map View Profile Read user's biography. Give some DonationCredits to this forum member
« Reply #24 on: December 28, 2010, 02:15:27 PM »

Kinda NSFW...



Now THAT is funny!
« Last Edit: December 28, 2010, 02:20:02 PM by 40hz » Logged

Don't you see? It's turtles all the way down!
Pages: [1] 2 3 4 5 6 ... 9 Next   Go Up
  Reply  |  New Topic  |  Print  
 
Jump to:  
   Forum Home   Thread Marks Chat! Downloads Search Login Register  

DonationCoder.com | About Us
DonationCoder.com Forum | Powered by SMF
[ Page time: 0.045s | Server load: 0.06 ]